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Mamawhale
@mamawhale.bsky.social
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Everybody knows shit’s fucked. #YNWA
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Sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean - the sandy beach is in shadow as a wave rolls in, the sky is gold and cotton candy pink with a light blue
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Could my mid to late afternoon double shot latte be sabotaging my sleep?
Principal skinner standing in front of a broken window, with a blue sky and white clouds in the back ground saying “no it’s the children who are wrong” in white text at the bottom
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Disregard omg I LOVE IT
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Me to Sunderland
Jeff Goldbloom as Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park saying “you did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it. Jeff is white, with dark brown fluffy hair, a big goofy smile, wearing black sun glasses, black button up shirt, and a leather jacket
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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This is the face of a killer, Bella
Luna, a blue Merle Australian shepherd (tan, gray, black and white dog) snoozing on a brown couch curled up on a white quilt with different colored dinosaur print
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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BARNABY SAYS “SUCK IT MADRID”
8ft skeleton standing in front of a fence with banana trees in the background wears a red scarf with the Liverbird and Liverpool crest in gold print with gold tassels
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I lived bitch meme - selfie of a white man with brown hair, eyes, and chinstrap beard with bandage on face between upper lip and bottom of nose, laying in a hospital bed with a white pillow supporting his head and a blue hospital gown around his shoulders sent in a text message with the message “I lived bitch” underneath
September 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Anytime someone brings up Dubai chocolates
Lucille Bluth at a table with daughter “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it”
August 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I need it to get a little cooler so I can really hit my Princess Diana core stride
Princess Diana walking across a red brick sidewalk digging in a straw tote bag wearing white sneakers, white crew socks, white mid thigh bike shorts and a Royal blue sweatshirt and black sunglasses and is fucking iconic
August 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Marge Simpson saying “seems I’m full of rage”
August 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I look like I’m traveling at the speed of light and I love it 😂
POV walking 3 Aussie Dogs on leashes - arm holding leashes, to the far left is a large black and white dog, middle is tan and white, right is gray, black, and white. Picture is blurred and give the suggestion of speed
August 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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My child (an adult) has a hit post on tumblr 😂
Rainbow Dash Animorphing into a cockroach - a snip of animated rainbow dash, with a blue body and rainbow tail and mane, with features morphing in 4 line art drawings into a cockroach
August 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Angry goose meme Top panel - line drawn goose asking “what is the one thing” Bottom panel - line drawn goose chasing person with a puffer jacket and pants asking “WHAT IS THE ONE THING?”
July 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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MAN DOWN
A fridge magnet of a souvenir from Türkiye that is a stone man with a very large penis that has been broken off laying on the kitchen counter
July 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Sunrise over my beach this morning
Sunrise over the Atlantic - photo taken around 6:45am this morning, from a boardwalk overlooking the beach, shadowed sand at the bottom, the shore line, with the sunrise reflecting on the ocean, the skit is gold, there are clouds, and then the sky slowly turns blue
July 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I paid $12.50 to torture myself and then drink before 8am
White lady smiling, very red faced, standing in front of a bright pink and green bougainvillea plant and a green wall while holding a cup full of light beer and a red white and blue bomb pop:
July 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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This is my emergency contact
June 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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We did it Joe - another 5K down.
Middle aged white lady squinting into the sun, wearing a teal floral hat, sunglasses, a rainbow Liverpool scarf, and holding a (terrible) beer standing in front of a finish line sign, representing the Space Coast Pride Rainbow Run.
June 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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After some time deciding he picked a local bike ride on the beach to a bar 🤌
2 glasses of pina colada, both with blue straws and orange slices, sitting on a wooden bar
June 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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We hate a “not like other girls”
White poster with black sharpie writing “Kristi Noem is a pathetic pick-me
June 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Our beautiful Sheriff Wayne Ivey is threatening people with death, arrest, etc for participating in our first amendment right to protest our government
June 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Former friend’s marine son, STATIONED IN CALI, posting about how great desantis’s law that people can run through protestors with their cars in Florida. Hope he wasn’t sent to LA because he is a huge risk to protestor’s safety
Insta screenshot of a video celebrating desantis’s law approving driving through protestors when they are blocking roads as self defense.
June 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Me when I never have to hear the words Aaron Rogers again
Nicole Kidman in pink mesh shirt with pink bra wearing light green pants walking out of a building with an elated look on her face, arms outstretched
June 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Cheers to 8 Years 😂
Me, dressed in a strapless wedding dress with a terrible bustle, pushing a shopping cart full of chicken; bud light; and Froze through the grocery store parking lot in jackson hole Wyoming - on June 1 2017, about 2 hours after my wedding (that I was an hour late to)
June 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM