Feeling inspired, might treat myself with my own lil shut down wheee

How long do we think it's gonna take before he realizes English is named after another country and signs an EO to change the name of the language to American I hate this timeline

Put me in rice

BIG ME VIBES BIG FACTS BIG NEEDS

I'm entering my SOFT AND SILLY AND UNBOTHERED ERA and it's gonna be so soft and so silly and so unbothered I can't wait

The Grinch is getting so much hype this season. Happy for him, truly. #nopants

Mom and I are watching our favorite movie, or as mom calls it: "The movie with Joe Pesci and the grits."

Is somebody gonna match my love of potatoes in any and all forms 💕🥔

Gonna need my friends to start doing this thanks besties

The best thing* about Thanksgiving is having no idea what day it is. It's three Saturdays and maybe a Sunday or a fourth Saturday, no one knows

*After pie

Being held for 3 days would fix me