Oh man, I didn't even think about that. I'm gen X and a school nurse. I should probably get my titers done. I've had to do the hep B series twice because my body was like "nah, we don't need immunity from that". I should probably check that too, actually.

School nurse here, can confirm. I have to have a medication administration form signed by a parent to give a kid a cough drop. But sure...I'm switching up your kids gender for them in my one-cot, former storage closet office during lunch recess. I used to be an OR RN, so I'm totally suspect.

I've got nothing Angry...just screaming inside my head. This is......bad.

No, they weren't. My ancestry is an unknown box of assorted crackers, and probably reining champs for savagery, unfortunately.