our First Mistress

our current president has his staff play show-and-tell with executive orders

my theory is the onion is going through project 2025 and preempting each policy with a headline before they get implemented.

maybe reread and edit that comment

i know your heart is racing right now— getting into a fight online with a stranger. it’s all very exhilarating when there are zero consequences. take a deep breath and reflect.

you’re the one screeching about “reading comprehension” like you just learned about the concept yesterday

“go fuck yourself, you piece of shit”
don’t forget that comma

i’m just a bit on the internet, why expend so much effort paul?

why am i bothering you so much

ACKSHULLY

then go live in a commune with the rest of your smelly hippy friends and leave the rest of us out of your garbage ideology

the f word is so vulgar paul— the cursing is far too much, you don’t need it!!

when people use the same word over and over again, it indicates they aren’t smart enough to come up with their own insults. tone down the use of “fuck” and maybe someone will take you or your political ideology seriously. good day sweetie :)