@mamaltp.bsky.social
Miner for the most precious resource: laughter.
And he still couldn’t afford a good hair stylist.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And he still couldn’t afford a good hair stylist.
“When will people buy the BS I sell them?”
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“When will people buy the BS I sell them?”
I wouldn’t want to live in his head even if it were rent-free. Probably has a nasty smell and empty-building echo going on.
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I wouldn’t want to live in his head even if it were rent-free. Probably has a nasty smell and empty-building echo going on.
What acts of violence has antifa committed in the past? How many credible threats have come from antifa? How many antifa members were involved in J6? Of those, how many have been pardoned?
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What acts of violence has antifa committed in the past? How many credible threats have come from antifa? How many antifa members were involved in J6? Of those, how many have been pardoned?
May they be very crappy together.
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
May they be very crappy together.
I just resigned from the Sports Illustrated bathing suit feature photo shoot.
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I just resigned from the Sports Illustrated bathing suit feature photo shoot.
The Temu Nobel.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Temu Nobel.
How soon will Trump issue the pardon?
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How soon will Trump issue the pardon?
While visions of lugers and bombs danced in his head.
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
While visions of lugers and bombs danced in his head.
Under the influence of Marcotics.
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Under the influence of Marcotics.
In all fairness, it doesn’t state what he is representing. Maybe he is there trying to sell Herbalife products.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
In all fairness, it doesn’t state what he is representing. Maybe he is there trying to sell Herbalife products.
He writes like a power hungry office manager in the 1980s.
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
He writes like a power hungry office manager in the 1980s.
Why did they skimp on the corn?
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Why did they skimp on the corn?
Anyone can get a devastating or have an accident that requires medical care.
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Anyone can get a devastating or have an accident that requires medical care.
The cover of Earth Wind & Fire’s Greatest Hits, Volume 1, wore it better.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The cover of Earth Wind & Fire’s Greatest Hits, Volume 1, wore it better.
You win Bluesky today!
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You win Bluesky today!
Running mate for what? A constitutionally prohibited third term?
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Running mate for what? A constitutionally prohibited third term?
Looks like he borrowed it from someone who wore it to a 1996 prom and got sick from drinking the punch.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Looks like he borrowed it from someone who wore it to a 1996 prom and got sick from drinking the punch.
Lindsey is looking more like Aunt Bea every day.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Lindsey is looking more like Aunt Bea every day.
Calling this an “error” is polite.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Calling this an “error” is polite.
It was one word that spoke volumes. It exemplifies his disdain for the press, for women, and for all people. It’s insulting, childish, banal, and uncreative. The usage of the word is a metaphor for the man.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It was one word that spoke volumes. It exemplifies his disdain for the press, for women, and for all people. It’s insulting, childish, banal, and uncreative. The usage of the word is a metaphor for the man.
Depends on what you mean by “exposing.”
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Depends on what you mean by “exposing.”
Why does Lucy tee up the football before she yanks it out of Charlie Brown’s kick attempts? Trump wants to appear reasonable before setting up a feigned impossibility of performance.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Why does Lucy tee up the football before she yanks it out of Charlie Brown’s kick attempts? Trump wants to appear reasonable before setting up a feigned impossibility of performance.
The Grin Creeper.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Grin Creeper.