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MamaLaz
@mamalaz.bsky.social
British, Northern, Sweary, Exiled in the Mediterranean.
Big fan of weather, plants, dogs, and Formula One.
Volcano and Earthquake enthusiast.
Expert on BBC comedy catchphrases of the 1990's.
Gorgeous start to the day. Morning world!
December 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Pete Hegseth just now. SSECRETARY. Good lord.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What it lacks in spelling it makes up for in politeness 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Oh now that's a top quality Yale padlock, that'll make sure noone gets in!
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Bloody foreign turnips, coming over here impersonating our swedes 🙄
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Butter Kunt anyone?
September 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
August 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Look at this rusty old land rover I spotted on my walk this morning. So much character!
I suspect she may be on her way to the big farmyard in the sky.

#photography #rust #landrover #cars #decay
August 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
August 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
So it turns out that the sticky pads Gecko's have on their feet don't work on stainless steel sinks. Woke up to find this guy in the kitchen this morning!
He's outside, back with his gecko mates now ❤️
July 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm a disastrous cook but I do make a magnificent iced coffee...
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
swap you?
July 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Actually grotesque...
July 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
A cool glass of wine on a hot evening. Watching the constant activity of the harbour; fishermen heading out, tourist boats coming back in, people just watching people and enjoying the slightly cooler evening breeze by the Mediterranean 🧿
July 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Haworth has been looking over the hills at wind turbines for years. I'm 40+ and I vividly remember staring at them in fascination when I was primary school age. Get a grip!
July 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
July 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
July 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Ensure your dog doesn't burn it's paws in hot weather by keeping it on your shoulders at all times.

#toptips #summer #dogs
June 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Grow where you want.
Be ungovernable.
🌻

#nature #art #photography #summer
June 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Oh no...
June 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It IS glorious isn't it?

#nature #bloomsky #photography
May 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
He really is the best boy!
May 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Cute, fluffy little guy!
April 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Weirdly found a bee on my knee yesterday. Just sat there, beeing. I put him outside and gave him a lil drinky drink. Hope he'll be ok!

#bee #nature #photography #pollinator
April 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM