Also he was quite clear about it being a duty to visit prisoners and consol them so it's not that unlikely you'd find him a prison. Jolly unlikely Mr Robinson is going to significantly change, I'd say, but I suppose you never know

😂😂😂

I just use the kitchen step stool! Tis a level surface tho

I just got the new Richard Osman Thursday murder club!!!! I'm so excited, I didn't even realise it was out!

Heaven forbid!

Not really. It'll be new if people actually do something about it instead of just forgetting and moving on. Not gonna hold my breath.

Just glad to be alive

Pairing socks? Writing thank you letters? Reading your new books?

Ooh this is cool! Looks like a supercharged whirligig!
(I have a whirligig)

That's... Concerning?

'it smells so good, mother!'
'it DOES doesn't it!'
Gets quoted often in mine. Plus several of my children berate me with 'Mother, mother mother!' when the occasion arises