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malyutka.bsky.social
masha
@malyutka.bsky.social
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28-year-old rural marxist who writes stuff, grows stuff, and plays too many video games. nd/autistic as fuck. 💍 to @fennifen.bsky.social ❤️ platforms: xbox, switch, psn 🎮🌱☭ they/them
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our hospice kitty, our sweet Yuffie girl, crossed the rainbow bridge on her own terms this afternoon 💔 we'd managed to keep her eating well until the very end, and I hope she was happy. we did our very best. we'll miss you so much, floofy girl
our sweet long-haired tabby girl when she was still seemingly healthy. she's got black tabby stripes but the rest of her coat is much lighter, almost tan. she's standing by my fiancee's guitar and staring at us. it's a peak judgemental stare, and also her default expression
March 11, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation
idyllic, beautiful mountain/ocean shore photo. the text overlaying it reads "this view sucks I wish I was stealing catalytic converters"
December 26, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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I forgot to tell everyone me and @fennifen.bsky.social are officially engaged 😭
tiny diamonds set into the shape of a teardrop. there are also more diamonds on the band, which is silver. the ring is on my left hand ring finger
December 2, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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nothing but respect for MY president
fake presidential campaign sticker I made. There's a picture of Cardi B imposed over an American flag waving. Text reads "Cardi B - 2024 - We Ain't Got McDonald's Money"
November 22, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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I basically *never* get military ads on my socials because for years I have always reported them on sight... but the ONE time I search for palestinian music on youtube I get an ad for THE FUCKING IDF??? this is so foul and 100% intentional
youtube search for "Palestinian music". top result is a propaganda video entitled "the wonder women of the israel defense force".
October 27, 2023 at 4:25 PM
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currently she's asleep inside the box with all her toys
torbie laying curled up in a ball in a cardboard box next to a little stuffed toy, a wand, and a million little ball toys
October 14, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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sorry for not posting forever I've been distracted by this little dumpling
aerith, our 3 month old torbie kitten, sitting on top of her carrier instead of riding inside it
October 14, 2023 at 4:00 AM
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we ended up just drinking monsters because it was very warm outside but we did in fact have breakfast on the porch this morning 🥺
a plate w cheesy eggs and two and a half biscuits on it. a second plate is in the background with more of the same food. we are drinking monsters. the table is outside on our back porch, slightly in shade due to the large umbrella out of frame.
September 29, 2023 at 9:57 PM
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I haven't been posting much lately since I've been a little preoccupied with caring for the new baby bean but here are some pictures of her as an apology
tiny brown tabby kitten curled up asleep on a black plaid blanket tiny brown tabby kitten attacking and chewing on my hand while laying on her back on a black plaid blanket adult brown and white cat cuddles with tiny brown tabby kitten on the black plaid blanket. the older cat is just chilling, the kitten is looking inquisitively at the camera tiny brown tabby kitten sitting alert, staring directly into the camera like she's on the office. she's on the black plaid blanket again. she really likes that blanket
September 19, 2023 at 5:38 AM
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Note with a black handprint (like the symbol of the Dark Brotherhood from The Elder Scrolls, specifically in TES V: Skyrim). Text reads "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
September 17, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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the baby bean distribution system has struck again
Tiny little brown tabby kitten sitting between two fully grown humans on the couch. She is too thin but regular access to food should help with that
September 15, 2023 at 3:11 PM
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we were listening to the Skyrim soundtrack last night and Secunda came on and for the entire duration of the track he went alert and made this zooted expression
orange cat staring into blank space. his ears are fully alert. his head is like, retracted halfway into his neck. he wasn't even tense or anything just fully looking like the song has made him have an existential crisis
September 13, 2023 at 8:14 PM
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the 9/11 folder is separate from my general memes folder
masha's ultimate memes collection. a google photos folder. contains 3640 items.
September 12, 2023 at 9:17 PM
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I have a folder now
screenshot cropped of a google photos album entitled "9/11 meme archive". thumbnail is a meme of a google search "yo google what's 9 divided by 11" and it's the images tab full of pictures of george bush
September 12, 2023 at 9:16 PM
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I hope this is true. I'm not saying they deserved it, but God's timing is always right
Push notification from ESPN. NCAA says it received "violent threats" in wake of denying North Carolina WR Tez Walker eligibility
September 12, 2023 at 9:10 PM
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my favorite holiday is tomorrow. it is almost time
panel 1: a worn, old book titled "9/11 memes" panel 2: a woman blows dust off the cover of a large, thick book
September 10, 2023 at 9:50 PM
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the cult of bob avakian started a riot outside a jason aldean concert in an 80% white chicago suburb
inversion of the common onion reaction image that normally says "heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point". the caption says "heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting" and the guy is smiling instead of looking morose
September 10, 2023 at 2:03 PM
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what did everyone look like 10 years ago?
bad, blurry mirror selfie. my hair is shortish and flipped to look emo as hell. I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens hoodie and holding my phone, which is in a Zelda triforce case. I'm flashing some type of weird hand symbol. it is 2013.
September 1, 2023 at 4:35 AM
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image from the "it is Wednesday my dudes" vine of dude in a spiderman suit posing in the mirror and screaming at the ceiling
August 30, 2023 at 2:27 PM
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I love this cat so much he's so pathetic
Peaches, a little orange cat, rests his little head on my leg while just chilling on the couch
August 28, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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they're watching my girlfriend leave for work 😭
two cats sitting on the edge of the couch, looking out the front door. the orange cat closest to the door is sitting up and his ears are alert. the white and brown cat behind him is standing up, also ears alert. both of them are doing interested tail twitchies.
August 28, 2023 at 1:57 PM
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Kairi's profile picture on a jug of sweet tea with "come and take it" written underneath
August 28, 2023 at 2:13 AM
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normal text messages I receive from my friends while I'm at work
Text message from someone whose name and contact photo are redacted for privacy reasons. Received 49 minutes ago. Message text reads "Would you be okay with vore?"
August 27, 2023 at 10:54 PM
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oh mood lmfaooo
sitting on the couch hitting a little pink and purple glass pipe. the angle is on some funky shit since my phone was sitting in my lap
August 27, 2023 at 9:44 PM
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finally
My Tarnished, Almalexia, sprawled out in front of the scarlet bloom that appears in Malenia's boss arena after you defeat her
August 26, 2023 at 10:54 PM