Margot
@malysek.bsky.social
Queer Android Witch From The Planet Neptune, on a journey to discover what it means to be human.
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Doug: "Both goblins are awake, how do you wanna do this?"
Me: "I'll get them both up and changed, you go down and get their breakfasts started."
D: "Sounds good."
M: "Call us the Department of Goblin Efficiency, the much better DOGE."
Me: "I'll get them both up and changed, you go down and get their breakfasts started."
D: "Sounds good."
M: "Call us the Department of Goblin Efficiency, the much better DOGE."
February 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Doug: "Both goblins are awake, how do you wanna do this?"
Me: "I'll get them both up and changed, you go down and get their breakfasts started."
D: "Sounds good."
M: "Call us the Department of Goblin Efficiency, the much better DOGE."
Me: "I'll get them both up and changed, you go down and get their breakfasts started."
D: "Sounds good."
M: "Call us the Department of Goblin Efficiency, the much better DOGE."
We drove past a house the other day who set up an incredible nativity scene in their front yard using two 12ft skeletons as Mary and Joseph and an 8ft skeleton as Baby Jesus (and a giant skeleton dog as a donkey, I assume) and I have not stopped thinking about it. 💀
December 10, 2024 at 1:04 PM
We drove past a house the other day who set up an incredible nativity scene in their front yard using two 12ft skeletons as Mary and Joseph and an 8ft skeleton as Baby Jesus (and a giant skeleton dog as a donkey, I assume) and I have not stopped thinking about it. 💀
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If you think Chappell Roan's unstoppable hit "HOT TO GO!" is already a banger, you should hear it played on a kazoo by a 3-year-old. Total game changer.
December 9, 2024 at 2:43 PM
If you think Chappell Roan's unstoppable hit "HOT TO GO!" is already a banger, you should hear it played on a kazoo by a 3-year-old. Total game changer.
One thing I love about being a witch is that I have a legitimate reason to NOT do the Elf on the Shelf bullshit with my kids: we do not bargain with the Fae, and we do not invite them into our house.
I ain't a Grinch though; we make our own Yuletide Magick here. 🧙♀️
I ain't a Grinch though; we make our own Yuletide Magick here. 🧙♀️
December 8, 2024 at 3:24 PM
One thing I love about being a witch is that I have a legitimate reason to NOT do the Elf on the Shelf bullshit with my kids: we do not bargain with the Fae, and we do not invite them into our house.
I ain't a Grinch though; we make our own Yuletide Magick here. 🧙♀️
I ain't a Grinch though; we make our own Yuletide Magick here. 🧙♀️
New insult: "They seem like the type of person who would watch the Bluey episode 'Sleepytime' and feel nothing."
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
New insult: "They seem like the type of person who would watch the Bluey episode 'Sleepytime' and feel nothing."
Sitting here literally hugging my coffee mug after doing my entire morning/early afternoon running on fumes. Hello dark roast, my old friend.
November 20, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Sitting here literally hugging my coffee mug after doing my entire morning/early afternoon running on fumes. Hello dark roast, my old friend.
The juxtaposition of sitting in a pediatric dentist office that's giving all the vibes of a Chuck E Cheese, and their radio is playing "Brain Stew by Green Day? Weird flex but ok
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The juxtaposition of sitting in a pediatric dentist office that's giving all the vibes of a Chuck E Cheese, and their radio is playing "Brain Stew by Green Day? Weird flex but ok
Note to self: saying "my hammy did a whammy" in reference to charley horse-ing your hamstring is not the clever flex you think it is... Unless 90's Cartoon Mom is the vibe you're going for... Which it kinda is? Ok we're good here.
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Note to self: saying "my hammy did a whammy" in reference to charley horse-ing your hamstring is not the clever flex you think it is... Unless 90's Cartoon Mom is the vibe you're going for... Which it kinda is? Ok we're good here.
Remember Kids: You Can't Eat Bullets! 🌠
November 19, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Remember Kids: You Can't Eat Bullets! 🌠
Elder Emo Culture is precariously balancing a wiggly toddler on your lap while you have two Ticketmaster accounts waiting in the queue to score My Chemical Romance tickets and wondering if you can get him down to nap before either gets to the front of the line. 😅
November 15, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Elder Emo Culture is precariously balancing a wiggly toddler on your lap while you have two Ticketmaster accounts waiting in the queue to score My Chemical Romance tickets and wondering if you can get him down to nap before either gets to the front of the line. 😅
I should've quit Metaverse a long time ago but now is about as good a time as ever. 🤷♀️
Tbh I'll still probably use Facebook for the Buy Nothing groups cuz I'm a sucker for a curb alert... But nothing sensitive there.
Let the shitposting commence.
Tbh I'll still probably use Facebook for the Buy Nothing groups cuz I'm a sucker for a curb alert... But nothing sensitive there.
Let the shitposting commence.
November 11, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I should've quit Metaverse a long time ago but now is about as good a time as ever. 🤷♀️
Tbh I'll still probably use Facebook for the Buy Nothing groups cuz I'm a sucker for a curb alert... But nothing sensitive there.
Let the shitposting commence.
Tbh I'll still probably use Facebook for the Buy Nothing groups cuz I'm a sucker for a curb alert... But nothing sensitive there.
Let the shitposting commence.
Very few things hit quite the same as the first time you sleep on your back postpartum. 🥴
October 29, 2023 at 8:03 AM
Very few things hit quite the same as the first time you sleep on your back postpartum. 🥴
I swear, there's less marshmallows in Monster Cereals these days than when I was a kid. -_-
October 18, 2023 at 12:05 PM
I swear, there's less marshmallows in Monster Cereals these days than when I was a kid. -_-
Cat toys and baby toys are completely interchangeable.
October 5, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Cat toys and baby toys are completely interchangeable.
Fatphobes making backhanded Ozempic comments on plus-size celebrities' selfies... 🤦🏼♀️
September 21, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Fatphobes making backhanded Ozempic comments on plus-size celebrities' selfies... 🤦🏼♀️
My cat and my toddler both hate when my hair is tied back and will furiously paw at it until I let it down.
September 20, 2023 at 4:14 AM
My cat and my toddler both hate when my hair is tied back and will furiously paw at it until I let it down.
Jeff Rosenstock is the most wholesome human in punk rock.
September 11, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Jeff Rosenstock is the most wholesome human in punk rock.
So I never used Twitter, I never used Hive, let's see if I use this.
August 19, 2023 at 2:04 PM
So I never used Twitter, I never used Hive, let's see if I use this.