Ahh to be back in those halcyon days when there was enough nostalgia to go around. Those were some good times...

Depends. Something rules light and fun (Honey Heist, Roll For Shoes) is probably just going to do that wonderful thing where your ribs pop as you arch your back. You take a WHFRPS or a Rolemaster to the chest, they're gonna be scraping bits of you off the walls for the next week.

The actual moment - nah, you don't need to see it. The staffers clearing the room afterwards, however, lends further credence to the idea that Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci have begun writing the script for our reality again.

This feels like it should be the text over a page of Dave Gibbons art. At least one panel is somebody sat on the toilet in half-shadow, while the light from the doorway illuminates a corpse in the bathtub

Fine, I will. But in return, I think you should go and listen to Fleuves, who are a Breton folk jazz electro fusion band that make my brain chemicals shimmer in a wonderful way

And then it's Thurs-A-Very-Good-Reason-Why-I-Have-To-Leave-Work-Early-Day, followed by the smell of fresh pine forests and weeping relief as we enter *whispered into a clutched pillow* Friday

I read this in the voice of a Jam intro. "When so much of your job involves looking at your emails..."

Just donated $10 to ILCM. Thanks for doing this.

Specifically, there needs to be one from South Wales

1. Congratulations. 2. I love the pride dragon t-shirt

If we all focus our latent persikick powers through you, I reckon we can Scanners the wee prick

The fact that they're calling it a hypersquare (no, dafty, that's a rectangle) just makes me think of Cube 2: Hypercube. A film that everyone should be exposed to at least once in their life, just so they understand that 'yes, this is such a thing as too much cocaine'.

All the Moore stans wake up to the sound of a raven with magenta eyes rapping on their windows. It cocks it head and caws in a strong Midlands accent "The great work begins. Netflix falls tonight."

And milk's like, shake shake to the milk

Also, it's very easy. You lampshade it. You have someone say "Bond? I have it on good authority that Bond is dead." And Bond just twinkles and goes "Well, I've never been very good at listening to authority figures..." And then he shoots someone. With a winning poker hand. Or something.

Hello! The answer, weirdly enough, is Wizardy! Specifically the fact that DnD used the more porcine features of Tolkien's orcs (flat noses, tusks) and the CRPG "Wizardry" was inspired by, and ran with, the piglike imagery. Wizardry was a bit hit in Japan, now most Japanese orcs are pig-men.

The one at the front looks like he's about to earnestly repeat a facebook conspiracy theory at you while looking mildly constipated

I'm a vegetarian who enjoys flavour, and spent a good amount of my twenties very poor and not in full possession of my facilities. I treat flavour profiles like Magic: The Gathering decks -- this is what I need it to do, but *this* is what I can afford...