Malty B
@maltybiscuit.bsky.social
I can't tell if I'm an idiot or if this has some critical typo that is making this not make any sense to me, but this post is completely incomprehensible.
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I can't tell if I'm an idiot or if this has some critical typo that is making this not make any sense to me, but this post is completely incomprehensible.
Bootylicious, I believe.
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Bootylicious, I believe.
Sexy Steak is the worst restaurant name I've heard in a long time.
January 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sexy Steak is the worst restaurant name I've heard in a long time.
If I asked you to guess his age there's zero chance you'd say 26. More like 16.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
If I asked you to guess his age there's zero chance you'd say 26. More like 16.
I'm majorly paranoid about YT, but my kids still use it when watching old Sesame Street episodes. Someone is always present, they can't interact with the TV, and I have an ad blocker so thus far nothing negative has come from it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm majorly paranoid about YT, but my kids still use it when watching old Sesame Street episodes. Someone is always present, they can't interact with the TV, and I have an ad blocker so thus far nothing negative has come from it.
Maybe this is old news to everyone else, but is that a statue of a bull biting a bear in the dick?
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Maybe this is old news to everyone else, but is that a statue of a bull biting a bear in the dick?
I don't know dude, he looks like he just came off the couch. I'd seriously worry about that man taking a sack.
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I don't know dude, he looks like he just came off the couch. I'd seriously worry about that man taking a sack.
I knew he reminded me of someone!
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I knew he reminded me of someone!
That's also the nature of their relationship. They often make jokey, flippant remarks that other teams wouldn't. It seems like everyone upset about it only read the transcript afterwards, because live it sounded like a very typical dry GP joke - I didn't think anything of it at the time.
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
That's also the nature of their relationship. They often make jokey, flippant remarks that other teams wouldn't. It seems like everyone upset about it only read the transcript afterwards, because live it sounded like a very typical dry GP joke - I didn't think anything of it at the time.
I think they realize if you can afford to bring 4 kids to Disney, you don't need the help paying for booze. But I get the idea, maybe they could upsell you on a Ubereats type product that delivered beer to you on demand.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I think they realize if you can afford to bring 4 kids to Disney, you don't need the help paying for booze. But I get the idea, maybe they could upsell you on a Ubereats type product that delivered beer to you on demand.
From Grupe to Grope-y.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
From Grupe to Grope-y.
As a Saints fan, this is true.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
As a Saints fan, this is true.
So in 5 years they've made 23%? Seems a bit underwhelming on a risk adjusted basis.
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
So in 5 years they've made 23%? Seems a bit underwhelming on a risk adjusted basis.
See that's the Bill Ackman I thought he was. He seemed to go off the deep end for a while there.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
See that's the Bill Ackman I thought he was. He seemed to go off the deep end for a while there.
I remember the day well. It was August 14th, 1959. A dark day for sports fans.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I remember the day well. It was August 14th, 1959. A dark day for sports fans.
I mean yeah, it was 12:30 at night. What else were you going to do, watch Blue Bloods?
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I mean yeah, it was 12:30 at night. What else were you going to do, watch Blue Bloods?
Totally thought this was The Onion
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Totally thought this was The Onion
Would love to know where I can find $1300 nosebleeds.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Would love to know where I can find $1300 nosebleeds.
This news makes me want to hold spent nuclear fuel in the palm of my hand for five minutes.
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This news makes me want to hold spent nuclear fuel in the palm of my hand for five minutes.
It's crazy to me how confidently incorrect AI is about basic facts and simple maths.
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's crazy to me how confidently incorrect AI is about basic facts and simple maths.
Per The Independent
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Per The Independent
"founded the outlet The International Interest and appears as a commentator on various mainstream news networks, has been a vocal critic of the Israeli war effort in Gaza. He also celebrated the October 7 Hamas attack on Israel as an important moment in the cause for Palestinian self-determination."
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"founded the outlet The International Interest and appears as a commentator on various mainstream news networks, has been a vocal critic of the Israeli war effort in Gaza. He also celebrated the October 7 Hamas attack on Israel as an important moment in the cause for Palestinian self-determination."
“According to MEMRI, in December 2023, Hamdi called to “celebrate the victory” of October 7 and asked his audience “how many of you felt euphoria” when they heard of the Hamas onslaught in which terrorists killed some 1,200 people and took 251 hostages.”
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“According to MEMRI, in December 2023, Hamdi called to “celebrate the victory” of October 7 and asked his audience “how many of you felt euphoria” when they heard of the Hamas onslaught in which terrorists killed some 1,200 people and took 251 hostages.”
He's not a journalist, he's a supporter of terror and Hamas. Pretty disgusting @theguardian.com you'd neglect to mention any context here.
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He's not a journalist, he's a supporter of terror and Hamas. Pretty disgusting @theguardian.com you'd neglect to mention any context here.