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Malt
@maltvinegar.bsky.social
19 | Mentally one of the girlies ☃️
I should probably clarify that I'm not dead I just moved my shit posting back over to twitter where everyone doesn't seem more talented than me
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Seasonal depression is a bitch
January 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Fucking love painting my nails

Being girly just hits hard sometimes
January 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Feeling like laying on the floor and doing nothing for like 6 hours
January 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They need to make a degree for hosting Minecraft servers because I'm pretty sure I'd have a PhD by now
January 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hard boiled sweets need to stop cutting my mouth or I swear to god we're going to have problems
January 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I feel like Webtoon knows me a little too well now
January 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Companies need to stop pretending to be our friends

Like where's my ominous and foreboding megacorp?
January 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
How many artists am I reasonably allowed to follow before I start to look like a bot?

Asking for a friend
January 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I absolutely must buy a typewriter
January 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thank god for TikTok shipping every character in squid game because I don't think I would be getting past episode 1 otherwise
January 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Being colourblind is the most minor inconvenience shit

Like sure I can deal with it but sometimes I want to get something purple and I'll pick blue 50% of the time
January 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reposted by Malt
everyone is casually gay
January 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
New year means I can change my profile picture.

This time it's my cat (I love him so much)
January 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Why do men's clothes only come in 4 colours

Like god forbid I want something other than black, navy, brown or cream because they just don't make it
January 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
New wave of bots just dropped I see
January 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
2024 was too good for me

Anticipating another downfall era
January 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I think I'm going to ban myself from posting after 9pm because I'll end up getting too emotional for a public page
December 31, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Managers at the emotions factory worked so hard they invented gay imposter syndrome

Need to restructure the executives
December 31, 2024 at 3:50 AM
What was this mf on
I think the drinks I had have hit me as I am sleeping because I woke up in the middle of the night with a very very clouded head and thoughts of Astarion ✨✨
December 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I didn't even drink much but it's hitting way harder than it should. I'm going to try and sleep again but I think I needed this tweet break to form a conscious cohesive though
December 30, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I think the drinks I had have hit me as I am sleeping because I woke up in the middle of the night with a very very clouded head and thoughts of Astarion ✨✨
December 30, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Rest in peace Jimmy
December 30, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I make some posts here that I hope will be lost in the void forever

It's like a fun little diary but you just shout it into the abyss
December 29, 2024 at 1:20 AM