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lol nvm I just processed that you were talking abt tfa
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
lol nvm I just processed that you were talking abt tfa
bee's a spec ops agent under jazz in the og series so the idea of him being so good at his job that a majority of people know v little abt his personal life unless they directly ask him is hilarious. would be even funnier if he had like a fully grown sparkling too. when'd he have time for that
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
bee's a spec ops agent under jazz in the og series so the idea of him being so good at his job that a majority of people know v little abt his personal life unless they directly ask him is hilarious. would be even funnier if he had like a fully grown sparkling too. when'd he have time for that
babe and baby seem pretty in character for him tbh
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
babe and baby seem pretty in character for him tbh
Wicked. He so badly doesn't wanna hurt his Bee and doesn't even understand why. And clearly Shocks is so desperate to be loved, even if it's only in memory. That he'd wanna keep that false reality of Bee's alive, where the two genuinely loved each other, is soo devastating.
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Wicked. He so badly doesn't wanna hurt his Bee and doesn't even understand why. And clearly Shocks is so desperate to be loved, even if it's only in memory. That he'd wanna keep that false reality of Bee's alive, where the two genuinely loved each other, is soo devastating.
lol the ideal scenario here is that bee has his 5 terrans and tarantulus has his 2. once the chaos kids get some therapy and the maltos get some tolerance training playdates, bot sitting, and kid swaps can happen more often
January 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
lol the ideal scenario here is that bee has his 5 terrans and tarantulus has his 2. once the chaos kids get some therapy and the maltos get some tolerance training playdates, bot sitting, and kid swaps can happen more often
fr tho with how bad tfes turned out after season one i like to play pretend and imagine that bee and tarantulus became genuine friends. also i like to imagine that tarantulus or bee took in the chaos terrans after s3 because those traumatized toddler should not be running around without supervision
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
fr tho with how bad tfes turned out after season one i like to play pretend and imagine that bee and tarantulus became genuine friends. also i like to imagine that tarantulus or bee took in the chaos terrans after s3 because those traumatized toddler should not be running around without supervision
duuude i LOVE tarantulus in tfes. The only true deception defector of the series. goes neutral and then starts minding his own business so well that the autobots never have to check in on him or anything. and he wanted a kid SO bad and bee has like 5. let them share
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
duuude i LOVE tarantulus in tfes. The only true deception defector of the series. goes neutral and then starts minding his own business so well that the autobots never have to check in on him or anything. and he wanted a kid SO bad and bee has like 5. let them share
Maaan I was desperate to know what happened to the chaos terrans cause the first months of their lives were whack n traumatic. NO ONE GAVE A SHIT WHEN THEY DIED. I was hoping Bee would adopt them too eventually after their resurrection because he's a pretty good parent when BD ISN'T in the picture
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maaan I was desperate to know what happened to the chaos terrans cause the first months of their lives were whack n traumatic. NO ONE GAVE A SHIT WHEN THEY DIED. I was hoping Bee would adopt them too eventually after their resurrection because he's a pretty good parent when BD ISN'T in the picture
jfc u saying that made me realize that idw rodibee is basically autobot-flavored starbee. I always forget how many parallels idw Star and Rod have
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
jfc u saying that made me realize that idw rodibee is basically autobot-flavored starbee. I always forget how many parallels idw Star and Rod have
Unironically I think Bee and Rod would get along better post idw since their contrary soldier mentality is no longer applies with no war goin on but Rodimus is too busy being an alcoholic who won't stop reminiscing about the five years he spent on a frat boy ship
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Unironically I think Bee and Rod would get along better post idw since their contrary soldier mentality is no longer applies with no war goin on but Rodimus is too busy being an alcoholic who won't stop reminiscing about the five years he spent on a frat boy ship
Probs don't help that Clash is sooo chill abt Rod's bad vibes. Like clash thinks him and Rodi are tight lmao. And post idw Bee is unbothered abt everything bc he's not dying of work stress (or literally dyin) anymore. Flourishing and being paid to explore and make friends as a diplomat.
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Probs don't help that Clash is sooo chill abt Rod's bad vibes. Like clash thinks him and Rodi are tight lmao. And post idw Bee is unbothered abt everything bc he's not dying of work stress (or literally dyin) anymore. Flourishing and being paid to explore and make friends as a diplomat.
Bee liking Thunderclash would be SUCH a slap in the face. Like Thunderclash is everything Rodimus wants to be. The envy is INSANE. And Bee gets along with everyone BUT Rodimus bc of how irresponsible/impulsive he is. And if the guy who likes everyone, who everyone LOVES, doesn't like you, what then?
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Bee liking Thunderclash would be SUCH a slap in the face. Like Thunderclash is everything Rodimus wants to be. The envy is INSANE. And Bee gets along with everyone BUT Rodimus bc of how irresponsible/impulsive he is. And if the guy who likes everyone, who everyone LOVES, doesn't like you, what then?
Wait bro...ur mind bro...
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Wait bro...ur mind bro...
Rip Op this scenario sounds like a fucked up nightmare to him lmao
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Rip Op this scenario sounds like a fucked up nightmare to him lmao
jfc Megs really out there going "I love a strong mother who'll call me out on my bullshit and won't hesitate to throw hands" whipped ass. Genuinely what could he possibly do to begin winning Bee over?
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
jfc Megs really out there going "I love a strong mother who'll call me out on my bullshit and won't hesitate to throw hands" whipped ass. Genuinely what could he possibly do to begin winning Bee over?
Genuine respect to Bee for not folding the way OP woulda. True Autobot integrity there
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Genuine respect to Bee for not folding the way OP woulda. True Autobot integrity there
Y'know sm else I just thought of is that if Megatron fully commits to being an Autobot and a better person JUST for Bee, he'll be doing the one thing Breakdown never did. The one thing Bee always wished he would do...
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Y'know sm else I just thought of is that if Megatron fully commits to being an Autobot and a better person JUST for Bee, he'll be doing the one thing Breakdown never did. The one thing Bee always wished he would do...
Imagine he goes into courting Bee thinking he's gotta fight the sire of his sparklings (the terrans) only to learn that there isn't one and Bee's an on the market single mama. The deal just keeps getting better
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Imagine he goes into courting Bee thinking he's gotta fight the sire of his sparklings (the terrans) only to learn that there isn't one and Bee's an on the market single mama. The deal just keeps getting better
Hell yeah I can get behind that. OP might've always held back the finishing blows against his precious Megatron but Bee locks in and gets shit DONE
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hell yeah I can get behind that. OP might've always held back the finishing blows against his precious Megatron but Bee locks in and gets shit DONE
wawait this is hilarious tho. I mean rip Op probably tragic for him but holy shit. I honestly can't even blame Megs cause Bee is fine shyte in ES. Is it the sassy shortstack vibe that attracts Megs? The tired but devoted milf of 5 kids energy? The goofyness? AND how does Bee even feel about it lol??
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
wawait this is hilarious tho. I mean rip Op probably tragic for him but holy shit. I honestly can't even blame Megs cause Bee is fine shyte in ES. Is it the sassy shortstack vibe that attracts Megs? The tired but devoted milf of 5 kids energy? The goofyness? AND how does Bee even feel about it lol??
SW doesn't really care about what's going on with BD and Bee because he's still mad about Megs but because the cassettes kinda get along with the terrans (who are pretty much his kids only age-appropriate friends), he lets them do whatever about the situation be the terrans are sad missing their ma
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
SW doesn't really care about what's going on with BD and Bee because he's still mad about Megs but because the cassettes kinda get along with the terrans (who are pretty much his kids only age-appropriate friends), he lets them do whatever about the situation be the terrans are sad missing their ma
No they just tossed him back into prison lol. We got a scene of him stacking cards
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No they just tossed him back into prison lol. We got a scene of him stacking cards
Yeah, and if not OP, I'm hoping SOMEONE will step in. Elita who misses her kid, the terrans who miss their mom, fuck even Mirage could step in! Him and Bee canonically serve in SpecOps together in the same rank, so they've spent a lot of time together and he'll definitely know something's up
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yeah, and if not OP, I'm hoping SOMEONE will step in. Elita who misses her kid, the terrans who miss their mom, fuck even Mirage could step in! Him and Bee canonically serve in SpecOps together in the same rank, so they've spent a lot of time together and he'll definitely know something's up
Horrifying situation for Bee to unknowingly be in. Someone come save his ass fr. OP for the love of GOD I know you're hung up on your own evil ex but why did you just let BD walk away with Bee??
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Horrifying situation for Bee to unknowingly be in. Someone come save his ass fr. OP for the love of GOD I know you're hung up on your own evil ex but why did you just let BD walk away with Bee??