@malpcws.bsky.social
Just somebody who writes things sometimes. I also try to grow things.
Yeah, I keep calling bullshit on relatives who are pretending not to know this. We're white. We called my mother's best friend "aunt" but somehow it's not the same.
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yeah, I keep calling bullshit on relatives who are pretending not to know this. We're white. We called my mother's best friend "aunt" but somehow it's not the same.
Anyone invite the soybean farmers to bring their tractors?
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Anyone invite the soybean farmers to bring their tractors?
Crown Royal. Crown & Coke, specifically. I know it's a Canadian brand but from personal experience (Texas and Louisiana, not Florida) that's what they drink. They may have recently dumped it though, given 'Murica! and all that. lol
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Crown Royal. Crown & Coke, specifically. I know it's a Canadian brand but from personal experience (Texas and Louisiana, not Florida) that's what they drink. They may have recently dumped it though, given 'Murica! and all that. lol
Just don't rub your eyes. Because then you will be searching for weird eye conditions too.
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just don't rub your eyes. Because then you will be searching for weird eye conditions too.
Not to mention, the not as well off contractors who are also a large base of his, explaining to those wealthy suburban folks why the quote is suddenly a lot more expensive.
September 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Not to mention, the not as well off contractors who are also a large base of his, explaining to those wealthy suburban folks why the quote is suddenly a lot more expensive.
I think y'all might be surprised by how many people said this to their friends and family. This time, I'm just glad they didn't take out any predatory loans thinking they wouldn't have to pay them back.
September 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think y'all might be surprised by how many people said this to their friends and family. This time, I'm just glad they didn't take out any predatory loans thinking they wouldn't have to pay them back.
It would be funny if the reason loads of Americans learn to speak Spanish is gum up the works.
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It would be funny if the reason loads of Americans learn to speak Spanish is gum up the works.
Don't get me started on cleaning out the washing machine's drain pump in the wee hours of the morning while everyone else is sleeping peacefully. Because emptying your own pockets is just too hard.
September 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Don't get me started on cleaning out the washing machine's drain pump in the wee hours of the morning while everyone else is sleeping peacefully. Because emptying your own pockets is just too hard.
My parents asked me to take care of their pets....
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My parents asked me to take care of their pets....
Does anyone know if having had cancer in the past (but currently cancer free) will have access to the vaccine?
September 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Does anyone know if having had cancer in the past (but currently cancer free) will have access to the vaccine?
I needed this advice today and I'm going to take it. Thank you!
September 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I needed this advice today and I'm going to take it. Thank you!
I've gotten pretty good at identification but I can't go and remove snakes in danger. I don't have those skills and I'm pretty sure it's against the law here without certification.
September 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I've gotten pretty good at identification but I can't go and remove snakes in danger. I don't have those skills and I'm pretty sure it's against the law here without certification.
I wish that I could find something like this in Virginia. It seems like there are only programs for animal control officers and first responders. So many people in my rural area post for identification only to have comments not only misidentifying but also suggesting killing any and all snakes.
September 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I wish that I could find something like this in Virginia. It seems like there are only programs for animal control officers and first responders. So many people in my rural area post for identification only to have comments not only misidentifying but also suggesting killing any and all snakes.
Are they going after the redneck chicks who cram it up their butts every summer wearing their star spangled thongs to the beach?
August 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Are they going after the redneck chicks who cram it up their butts every summer wearing their star spangled thongs to the beach?
You ever over by Lakenheath? Found some really cool things over that way when we lived there.
July 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You ever over by Lakenheath? Found some really cool things over that way when we lived there.
What are the odds other countries will start suing us, given the UN ICJ's recent ruling?
July 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What are the odds other countries will start suing us, given the UN ICJ's recent ruling?
I'm so sorry. Lost one of mine two weeks ago. It's awful.
July 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm so sorry. Lost one of mine two weeks ago. It's awful.
How are y'all keeping the dang sawfly larvae from murdering yours? We've tried everything.
July 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
How are y'all keeping the dang sawfly larvae from murdering yours? We've tried everything.
I'm glad birds are welcome. lol
July 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm glad birds are welcome. lol
Just a heads-up, if you click "unsubscribe," at the bottom of the email, the only option it gives you is to unsubscribe AND delete your account. If you want to unsubscribe without deleting your account, you need to click "manage subscriptions." Just thought I'd share.
July 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Just a heads-up, if you click "unsubscribe," at the bottom of the email, the only option it gives you is to unsubscribe AND delete your account. If you want to unsubscribe without deleting your account, you need to click "manage subscriptions." Just thought I'd share.
Petition to start calling it "Murkowski's Bill."
July 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Petition to start calling it "Murkowski's Bill."
Those Grape-Nuts are where it's at. Used to turn my nose up at them when I was young but I'm old enough to appreciate them now.
July 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Those Grape-Nuts are where it's at. Used to turn my nose up at them when I was young but I'm old enough to appreciate them now.