Malpaso Milan
@malpasomilan.bsky.social
I once picked up a hitchhiker (funny enough, my car broke down and it took 30 minutes to fix, so if that didn't happen I would have passed by the spot he was at before he got there), and he had finished a hike that replicated a route ancient Peruvians used to cross the Andes. Theory confirmed!
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I once picked up a hitchhiker (funny enough, my car broke down and it took 30 minutes to fix, so if that didn't happen I would have passed by the spot he was at before he got there), and he had finished a hike that replicated a route ancient Peruvians used to cross the Andes. Theory confirmed!
Really, the only differences between MAGA and Nazism is that the former doesn't have any substantial ideology (not that Nazi ideology is consistent or coherent) and more nakedly corrupt (but maybe the Nazis were). Basically, MAGA is a grubbier dumber form of Nazism. So yeah, fux that weirdo.
January 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Really, the only differences between MAGA and Nazism is that the former doesn't have any substantial ideology (not that Nazi ideology is consistent or coherent) and more nakedly corrupt (but maybe the Nazis were). Basically, MAGA is a grubbier dumber form of Nazism. So yeah, fux that weirdo.
I didn't thank that was a typo. I that you were emphasizing how big and ludicrous election cycle. I've been exhausted by it for three months already.
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I didn't thank that was a typo. I that you were emphasizing how big and ludicrous election cycle. I've been exhausted by it for three months already.
Correction" "And Trump intervened to let another back into the country [because his youngest son looks up to] him [for] being investigated for sex trafficking."
January 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Correction" "And Trump intervened to let another back into the country [because his youngest son looks up to] him [for] being investigated for sex trafficking."
Obama was president, which at the very least is better than what we have now.
January 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Obama was president, which at the very least is better than what we have now.
Sure most Americans hate ICE, but I'm really interested in how a diner in SW Iowa feels about all of this.
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Sure most Americans hate ICE, but I'm really interested in how a diner in SW Iowa feels about all of this.
Pshaw, I know a little pizzeria in rural Peru that can quadruple his paramecium levels and double his amoeba diversity. And you can find someone to sell you ayahuasca for a third of the going rate wherever his Peter Thiel wellness bungalow is located.
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Pshaw, I know a little pizzeria in rural Peru that can quadruple his paramecium levels and double his amoeba diversity. And you can find someone to sell you ayahuasca for a third of the going rate wherever his Peter Thiel wellness bungalow is located.
And somehow he's not the worst quarterback in this game.
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
And somehow he's not the worst quarterback in this game.
Isn't that the point of all the Ivies, tho?
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Isn't that the point of all the Ivies, tho?
This is the day I celebrate my divorce and no number of sad MRA chuds that use politics as a replacement for therapy can't take that away from me.
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is the day I celebrate my divorce and no number of sad MRA chuds that use politics as a replacement for therapy can't take that away from me.
About 20 years ago a guy at a mall in Orange, CT convinced me not to buy a leather jacket because "it made me look like a movie villain". At first I thought that was the point, but he was so emphatic about how that was NOT COOL that I bought a different, better jacket. We need more guys like him.
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
About 20 years ago a guy at a mall in Orange, CT convinced me not to buy a leather jacket because "it made me look like a movie villain". At first I thought that was the point, but he was so emphatic about how that was NOT COOL that I bought a different, better jacket. We need more guys like him.
Can you get gout from irony? Because it would be so rich this happened.
January 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Can you get gout from irony? Because it would be so rich this happened.
But the year of the wild horse cannot be contained to any calendar
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
But the year of the wild horse cannot be contained to any calendar
Tbf, Venice succeeded in sacking Constantinople during the 4th. I know it wasn't a goal for most Crusaders, but the Venetians were really into it. Huge success on that front.
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Tbf, Venice succeeded in sacking Constantinople during the 4th. I know it wasn't a goal for most Crusaders, but the Venetians were really into it. Huge success on that front.
At least your research doesn't require you to draw things or publish those drawings
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
At least your research doesn't require you to draw things or publish those drawings
And he did it again!
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And he did it again!
My abuela taught me to curse in Spanish. Her pet name for me was loquito de mierda and I called her a brujita insoportable. She was the best.
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My abuela taught me to curse in Spanish. Her pet name for me was loquito de mierda and I called her a brujita insoportable. She was the best.
Ok, fine, I'll play a different video game.
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ok, fine, I'll play a different video game.