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alexander
@malortbreath.bsky.social
Cascadia
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Feeling content at 35 😌
September 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I shouldn’t be allowed to listen to father John misty in my current emotional state.
September 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I went to an EDM show on a boat yesterday. I’m sad it’s over because it was one of the best experiences I’ve had. Still have glitter on my face.
September 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I kept requesting a bar carry Malört and it finally carry it and I’m the first and only to get any so far 👍🏻 (I am super cool btw)
August 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
FOV night one rocked. The boys have never had more fun. Ready to stream night two tomorrow 🤘🏻
August 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
She’s so mad at me because I won’t feed her dinner and hour early
August 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Went to an EDM show on the waterfront yesterday, had an absolute blast. I’ve never felt more free. Entirely released myself from anxieties. Danced myself clean. Today my body is in a lot of pain, mostly from eating pavement, but also from walking 10 miles yesterday.
August 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the sidewalk and myself had an altercation tonight. i lost my glasses and am glad i had my backup pair. my body hurts.
August 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
My friends are used to my walking bullshit
August 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Top five song right here
August 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
H mart in Ballard makes me feel like I’m in Japan again
August 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The final product. I’m in love. #gizz
August 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Someone buy me a clownshoe pls
August 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Not bad for July. I crammed about 70 miles into the last third of the month. These are definitely “urban hike” miles, not leisurely walk miles. Might start tracking them with the hike setting on my watch, not sure if that makes a difference though.
July 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This guy knows how to party rock
July 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
👋🏼
July 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Today I inadvertently wore a shirt from an event exactly 10 years ago.
July 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
man Relaxation Station was right there
July 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I enjoy that Seattle has places like this within the city
July 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
can’t wait to take this bad boy out for a rip this weekend
July 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Greatest scene in television history.
July 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Fuck yeah that’s the stuff
July 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Stu’s best woooooo might be the 9:15 min mark in this one
July 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sitting in my car in the parking lot of the Beaverton target listening to gizz and eating a bagel from Spielman’s while my friend shops. Pretty good situation I’d say.
July 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Did you know the deepest transit station in North America (260 ft down, down, down) is in Portland? It is also the only completely underground station in the MAX system. I rode through it and stopped by yesterday. Pretty fun.
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM