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Gene Okerlund
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Alimony
YouTube video by "Weird Al" Yankovic - Topic
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December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
No charges have been filed and the police are refusing comment. DFP was the first to report that police were even involved. Take it easy.
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bike lock justice.
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Politicians: How dare you even present the threat of violence against a car while holding a brick!?

Also politicians: An inattentive driver in a metal death machine isn’t a threat to every fleshy body just trying to move about.

Auto-immunity syndrome is real.
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A cuddle puddle is a collapse of bodies in a singular location.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Winger - Seventeen (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The “inappropriate relationship “ had the police detain him. So… seems like something worse here. Staffer could have been underage or the staffer didn’t consent to “the relationship.” Feels like the former or you’d think there would be a lawsuit out there for SA.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You don’t get detained by police for committing adultery…
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That it’s legal for the federal government to deny disaster aid because they don’t stroke the president’s ego is unconscionable.
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[narrator] he wouldn’t listen to Preston even if he won another election
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We considered her the conservative, pro-cop candidate in San Francisco as DA and then she doubled down with the whole leaning into Republicans for the presidency. When the candidates look the same to swing voters and one is always touting removing taxes, guess who they pick?
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Deathtraps are the only way we can pencil out enough profit to sell these things. Do you housing or not?” — Developers, basically
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Upcoming headline:
As War With Venezuela Begins, Trump Reasserts Control Over National Guard
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
From 1989 to 2006, I loved my industry. Then I wanted to abandon it entirely once I realized what had recently begun and the direction it was going. It’s a giant disgrace now that deserves excessive regulation. But no one dares touch The Profit Model. We’re going to have to hit rock bottom., sadly.
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Making women property again. “Traditional values.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Americans deserve a better progressive party too, but we aren’t getting that either, Hakeem.
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Every day there should just be a column:

Today’s List of Federal Threats
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
He’s just trying to distract us from his little mushroom.
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Ah, the days of skiing on nothing but ice in the Poconos.
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’d say an embarrassment to the human race. Natural selection shouldn’t allow for something like this to come into existence.
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just one, recent example of so many. MSM doesn’t seem fit to cover any of this either. Again. Disgraceful.
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The National Democratic stance is clear that it’s perfectly fine with ICE tactics, including warranties entry into private residences and violent assaults on American citizens intervening on these illegal renditions to torture camps. Democrats support terrorism & torture. Full stop.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Domestic terrorists under the authority of the government are suppressing freedom of the press, arresting citizens, and torturing innocent, decades-residing undocumented people. Don’t think you’ve posted once about it even as it happens numerous times a day. Everything is a disgrace.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM