Malorie Ashton
@malorieashton.bsky.social
Députée polaire fédérale | Minister of Hibernation (Health) | Ministre de l’hibernation (Santé)
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❄️Thank you to all my constituents for your trust and support!
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
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SAVE THE DATE — our new Polar cabinet will be sworn in on January 11! We’re ready to build #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
SAVE THE DATE — our new Polar cabinet will be sworn in on January 11! We’re ready to build #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
❄️Thank you to all my constituents for your trust and support!
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
❄️Thank you to all my constituents for your trust and support!
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
❄️Fredericton-Oromocto, it is an honour to serve you as Minister of Hibernation (health) and to represent our community with dedication.
❄️The Polar Party of Canada, together, will keep moving forward and build a stronger future 🙌
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I would like to thank my amazing Polar campaign team without whom I would’ve never been able to hear Canadians true concerns in the past months.
Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I would like to thank my amazing Polar campaign team without whom I would’ve never been able to hear Canadians true concerns in the past months.
Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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Your Leader likes me more than she likes you!
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Your Leader likes me more than she likes you!
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And this my friend, is true leadership
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
And this my friend, is true leadership
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
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“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
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Canada made the right choice.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Canada made the right choice.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
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The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet…
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
Mr. Citizen,
I know you are an incredibly intelligent man simply mislead by PPC falsehoods and exaggerations.
This credit card budget is completely outside the realm of possibility. How many homes has the PPC built? We have entire PLANETS to explore and prepare housing at with our Jedi budget.
I know you are an incredibly intelligent man simply mislead by PPC falsehoods and exaggerations.
This credit card budget is completely outside the realm of possibility. How many homes has the PPC built? We have entire PLANETS to explore and prepare housing at with our Jedi budget.
Wow, as an independent and neutral third party bystander, I truly can see that the PPC arguments are based on FACTS and LOGICS whilst the Jedi’s are based on LIES and DECEIT!
This finally convinced me to support the PPC, especially due to their fantastic Minister of Finance (Who is not me btw!)
This finally convinced me to support the PPC, especially due to their fantastic Minister of Finance (Who is not me btw!)
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet…
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
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This very angry JEDI MP wants you to think I was lobbied by a New-Frengland “Empire”—when I’m the only leader who condemned NF tariffs.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This very angry JEDI MP wants you to think I was lobbied by a New-Frengland “Empire”—when I’m the only leader who condemned NF tariffs.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
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The preschool-Jedis have lost their way in the heat.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The preschool-Jedis have lost their way in the heat.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
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Even the troopers are hating the heat😂
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Even the troopers are hating the heat😂
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
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Vote for Climate Chill. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Even the troopers are hating the heat😂
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
Anyways vote Polar Party for a chill climate all year long ☃️❄️
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Vote for Climate Chill. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
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Votez pour un Climat Chill. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
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What does Polar change means for you?
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What does Polar change means for you?
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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Que signifie un changement Polaire pour vous ?
🏠Propriété d’un Igloo;
💰Pas de Taxe Froide;
🚔Un grand et magnifique mur de glace;
❄️Des journées de neiges toute l’année.
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Que signifie un changement Polaire pour vous ?
🏠Propriété d’un Igloo;
💰Pas de Taxe Froide;
🚔Un grand et magnifique mur de glace;
❄️Des journées de neiges toute l’année.
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
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Don’t reward Mackenzie’s power grab. Vote for Change. Vote Polar.
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Ne laissez pas Mackenzie s’emparer du pouvoir.
Votez pour le Changement. Votez Polaire.
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Ne laissez pas Mackenzie s’emparer du pouvoir.
Votez pour le Changement. Votez Polaire.
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Don’t reward Mackenzie’s power grab. Vote for Change. Vote Polar.
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Ne laissez pas Mackenzie s’emparer du pouvoir.
Votez pour le Changement. Votez Polaire.
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Ne laissez pas Mackenzie s’emparer du pouvoir.
Votez pour le Changement. Votez Polaire.
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📍Edmonton, AB
Albertans are ready to Build more Igloos. Are you? Vote for change. Vote Polar.
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Les Albertains sont prêts à bâtir plus d’Igloos. Et vous ? Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire.
Albertans are ready to Build more Igloos. Are you? Vote for change. Vote Polar.
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Les Albertains sont prêts à bâtir plus d’Igloos. Et vous ? Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
📍Edmonton, AB
Albertans are ready to Build more Igloos. Are you? Vote for change. Vote Polar.
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Les Albertains sont prêts à bâtir plus d’Igloos. Et vous ? Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire.
Albertans are ready to Build more Igloos. Are you? Vote for change. Vote Polar.
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Les Albertains sont prêts à bâtir plus d’Igloos. Et vous ? Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire.
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On November 21st, let’s be united and strong. Let’s vote #CanadaCool. ❄️🇨🇦
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Le 21 novembre, soyons unis et fort. Votons pour un #CanadaCool. ❄️🇨🇦
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Le 21 novembre, soyons unis et fort. Votons pour un #CanadaCool. ❄️🇨🇦
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
On November 21st, let’s be united and strong. Let’s vote #CanadaCool. ❄️🇨🇦
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Le 21 novembre, soyons unis et fort. Votons pour un #CanadaCool. ❄️🇨🇦
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Le 21 novembre, soyons unis et fort. Votons pour un #CanadaCool. ❄️🇨🇦
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The contrast is clear.
Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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La différence est flagrante.
Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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La différence est flagrante.
Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The contrast is clear.
Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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La différence est flagrante.
Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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La différence est flagrante.
Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
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Roméo Ntwari has a real plan to stand up to New Frengland. On November 21st, you can vote for it. Vote #CanadaCool.
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Roméo Ntwari has a real plan to stand up to New Frengland. On November 21st, you can vote for it. Vote #CanadaCool.
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
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If you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦
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Jedi’s economic plan is not worth the heat.
Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦
Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Jedi’s economic plan is not worth the heat.
Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦
Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦
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Le Plan économique Jedi n’en veut pas la chaleur.
Les Polaires vont : abolir la Taxe Froide, gêler le Déficit, bâtir des Igloos abordables et faire du Changement climatique un changement chill. Sortez dehors et votez #PartiPolaire. 🇨🇦
Les Polaires vont : abolir la Taxe Froide, gêler le Déficit, bâtir des Igloos abordables et faire du Changement climatique un changement chill. Sortez dehors et votez #PartiPolaire. 🇨🇦
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Le Plan économique Jedi n’en veut pas la chaleur.
Les Polaires vont : abolir la Taxe Froide, gêler le Déficit, bâtir des Igloos abordables et faire du Changement climatique un changement chill. Sortez dehors et votez #PartiPolaire. 🇨🇦
Les Polaires vont : abolir la Taxe Froide, gêler le Déficit, bâtir des Igloos abordables et faire du Changement climatique un changement chill. Sortez dehors et votez #PartiPolaire. 🇨🇦
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The power’s in your hands. Let’s build a better, cooler Canada — vote POLAR! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The power’s in your hands. Let’s build a better, cooler Canada — vote POLAR! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Polars are ready to Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs. 🇨🇦🥶
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Les Polaires sont prêts à Couper la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🇨🇦🥶
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Les Polaires sont prêts à Couper la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🇨🇦🥶
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Polars are ready to Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs. 🇨🇦🥶
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Les Polaires sont prêts à Couper la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🇨🇦🥶
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Les Polaires sont prêts à Couper la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🇨🇦🥶