Mick Malowany
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Mick Malowany
@malomick.bsky.social
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: if we want a first-rate urban spa at Ontario Place, all we need to do is sneak into Montreal in the dead of night and steal Bota Bota.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You’re saying that’s not him?
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mine too! I’m FURIOUS!!!
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
These options are driving me nuts! Either you got this from an official source, or you don't know/prefer not to answer. As if the internet just isn't a thing.
September 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Fun fact: I was hit by a car on my bike on my way to join the counter-protest. Can confirm, they're a bunch of goofs.

(I'm fine, the driver was super apologetic, just superficial damage to her car)
July 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is cyclonormativity a thing? Because I’m pretty sure I have it.
May 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He should shut up until he wins a majority of the popular vote. Or maybe just, like, shut up in general.

Either way, I say it's time to rile him up some more!
April 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
2-3 hours of driving per day, every single day? Oof 😑 no thanks
April 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Can we get links added to the Meetings & Events section to download a calendar event (.ics file) for each session? Might make it just a little bit easier for a more representative (i.e., younger and busier) audience to attend.
March 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The leaves don’t even change colour or fall off the trees in autumn. Because we’ve replaced them all with plastic ones and stapled them to the branches. That’s how committed this neighbourhood is to never changing.
January 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tfw you're skimming thoughtlessly through your feed and you suddenly ask yourself "When did R2D2 ever rob a train?"
January 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM