As a teacher, I’m always on the lookout for cute sensible flats.

There’s the dog show. Those dogs are pretty cute.

Who is running against her? I want to send them money.

But what if they are offering discounts out of deeply held religious beliefs?

She has probably figured out that the only way he might stop blowing up Venezuelan boats is to kiss his ass.

Agreed

It’s not a crime. But US Marines squaring off against a crowd waving Mexican flags looks very different than US Marines squaring off with a crowd waving US flags. In this world of visuals and headlines, this matters.

This is how they get to save face everywhere. They get to look tough to the cruel republicans and they get to tell their constituents that they didn’t vote for Medicaid cuts.

We should follow them around with cowbells and shout “SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!” Game of Thrones style.

Follow them around with cowbells and shout “SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!” Game of Thrones style.

This is my fervent hope. That the cardinals vote like Canadians.

It’s like he’s going down the list.

My hope is that this will inspire the conclave to vote like Canadians.

Republican tariffs. I do love alliteration, but this should be on all of them.

I prefer to call them money hoarders.

#itsaheist. @halsparks.com

Every single one of them needs to have a democratic challenger in the midterms. Even if they won’t win, make them justify this.

I really feel like this isn’t going to go the way they think it’s going to. The stories in the Bible appropriate for elementary age students are all about love and acceptance and not mistreating people, all concepts that run contrary to the behavior of their leadership.