malmo malmo 👉 MFF
@malmomalmo.bsky.social
just a little guy | he/him | 22 | telegram @malmolikesboys | say hi and give me belly rubs :3
Reposted by malmo malmo 👉 MFF
NORMALIZE IMPREGNATING YOUR BROS
NORMALIZE TURNING THAT 6 PACK INTO A LITTER OF 6
NORMALIZE CUMFLATING THAT CHISELED GUT
NORMALIZE MAKING YOUR BRO A MOTHER
NORMALIZE TURNING THAT 6 PACK INTO A LITTER OF 6
NORMALIZE CUMFLATING THAT CHISELED GUT
NORMALIZE MAKING YOUR BRO A MOTHER
May 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
NORMALIZE IMPREGNATING YOUR BROS
NORMALIZE TURNING THAT 6 PACK INTO A LITTER OF 6
NORMALIZE CUMFLATING THAT CHISELED GUT
NORMALIZE MAKING YOUR BRO A MOTHER
NORMALIZE TURNING THAT 6 PACK INTO A LITTER OF 6
NORMALIZE CUMFLATING THAT CHISELED GUT
NORMALIZE MAKING YOUR BRO A MOTHER
My first aid kit at home consists of:
-box of Paw Patrol Band Aids
-box of Bluey Band Aids
-bottle of Neopsporen in which the cap is cemented shut
-travel-size bottle of Tums that expired in 2018
-singular tiny green pill of unknown origin in a Ziploc bag
-dental floss
🤔🤔🤕
-box of Paw Patrol Band Aids
-box of Bluey Band Aids
-bottle of Neopsporen in which the cap is cemented shut
-travel-size bottle of Tums that expired in 2018
-singular tiny green pill of unknown origin in a Ziploc bag
-dental floss
🤔🤔🤕
March 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My first aid kit at home consists of:
-box of Paw Patrol Band Aids
-box of Bluey Band Aids
-bottle of Neopsporen in which the cap is cemented shut
-travel-size bottle of Tums that expired in 2018
-singular tiny green pill of unknown origin in a Ziploc bag
-dental floss
🤔🤔🤕
-box of Paw Patrol Band Aids
-box of Bluey Band Aids
-bottle of Neopsporen in which the cap is cemented shut
-travel-size bottle of Tums that expired in 2018
-singular tiny green pill of unknown origin in a Ziploc bag
-dental floss
🤔🤔🤕
Today:
-fired delivery driver for racist, sexist AND homophobic remarks
-other delivery driver mauled by a German shepherd, went to ER
-customer screamed at me over the phone because delivery taking forever (because of dog)
-still have 3 hours left 🥲
-fired delivery driver for racist, sexist AND homophobic remarks
-other delivery driver mauled by a German shepherd, went to ER
-customer screamed at me over the phone because delivery taking forever (because of dog)
-still have 3 hours left 🥲
February 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Today:
-fired delivery driver for racist, sexist AND homophobic remarks
-other delivery driver mauled by a German shepherd, went to ER
-customer screamed at me over the phone because delivery taking forever (because of dog)
-still have 3 hours left 🥲
-fired delivery driver for racist, sexist AND homophobic remarks
-other delivery driver mauled by a German shepherd, went to ER
-customer screamed at me over the phone because delivery taking forever (because of dog)
-still have 3 hours left 🥲
Where tf my girlfriends at I need yall to come over and kill a bottle of wine with me and just talk about shit
January 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Where tf my girlfriends at I need yall to come over and kill a bottle of wine with me and just talk about shit
Actually genocide LMAO
January 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Actually genocide LMAO
I still refer to my normie friend group as my normie friends but half of them are furries and more than half of them are not straight and idk what else to call them
January 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I still refer to my normie friend group as my normie friends but half of them are furries and more than half of them are not straight and idk what else to call them
HOW THE HELL DOES A MF FORGET TO PUT ON UNDERWEAR AND NOT REALIZE TIL THEY BEEN CLOCKED IN FOR OVER AN HOUR 💀💀💀💀💀
January 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
HOW THE HELL DOES A MF FORGET TO PUT ON UNDERWEAR AND NOT REALIZE TIL THEY BEEN CLOCKED IN FOR OVER AN HOUR 💀💀💀💀💀
I already fucked up, 2026 will be my year 💪
January 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I already fucked up, 2026 will be my year 💪
HAHA IM AT WORK AND I SIGHED BECAUSE IM TIRED AND MY GENERAL MANAGER ASKED “malmo why do you keep whining like a sad puppy” BECAUSE I AM A SAD PUPPY 😭😭😭
December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
HAHA IM AT WORK AND I SIGHED BECAUSE IM TIRED AND MY GENERAL MANAGER ASKED “malmo why do you keep whining like a sad puppy” BECAUSE I AM A SAD PUPPY 😭😭😭
Had a dream I was in high school and the teacher (who was wearing a Mario onesie) asked the class “what do you guys think of bowser” to which I silently took out and put on a beanie that had embroidered bowsers face and “use me”
December 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Had a dream I was in high school and the teacher (who was wearing a Mario onesie) asked the class “what do you guys think of bowser” to which I silently took out and put on a beanie that had embroidered bowsers face and “use me”
My biggest takeaway from cons is if I see something in the dealer’s den/artist alley that I’m on the fence about getting, get it right away because it’ll most likely be sold out by the time I decide I really want it
December 8, 2024 at 6:46 PM
My biggest takeaway from cons is if I see something in the dealer’s den/artist alley that I’m on the fence about getting, get it right away because it’ll most likely be sold out by the time I decide I really want it
OH MY GOD IM HERE WHERE IS EVERYONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
December 5, 2024 at 11:32 PM
OH MY GOD IM HERE WHERE IS EVERYONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Only packing the essentials for the con
December 5, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Only packing the essentials for the con
I just slipped at work and ripped my piercing a little wider and it won’t stop bleeding lol
December 4, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I just slipped at work and ripped my piercing a little wider and it won’t stop bleeding lol
I am once again at the yearly dilemma of should I take advantage of black friday/cyber monday deals or save my money for mff 🤔
December 2, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I am once again at the yearly dilemma of should I take advantage of black friday/cyber monday deals or save my money for mff 🤔
Happy thanksgiving to everyone who matches my freak on deviled eggs, the rest of you can have a miserable turkey day for all I care 😈🥚😈
November 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Happy thanksgiving to everyone who matches my freak on deviled eggs, the rest of you can have a miserable turkey day for all I care 😈🥚😈
Jerked off 4 times today and I’m STILL horny any suggestions? 🙏 🍆 💦
November 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Jerked off 4 times today and I’m STILL horny any suggestions? 🙏 🍆 💦
I don’t have the good-at-math autism or the kind that makes you obsessed with trains or anything cool I have the autism that makes you stay up until 3 in the morning playing fucking Yandere Simulator killing/dismembering all 86 students and faculty and sorting their body parts into piles
November 21, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I don’t have the good-at-math autism or the kind that makes you obsessed with trains or anything cool I have the autism that makes you stay up until 3 in the morning playing fucking Yandere Simulator killing/dismembering all 86 students and faculty and sorting their body parts into piles
Reposted by malmo malmo 👉 MFF
everyone knows you always get the best sleep when you blow a big fat load just before you conk out 🍆💦😴
commission for @bernerbro.bsky.social
commission for @bernerbro.bsky.social
November 8, 2024 at 5:32 PM
everyone knows you always get the best sleep when you blow a big fat load just before you conk out 🍆💦😴
commission for @bernerbro.bsky.social
commission for @bernerbro.bsky.social
Picked up my car from the shop this morning and my clock was a little messed up…
What if it was all just a dream?
What if it was all just a dream?
November 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Picked up my car from the shop this morning and my clock was a little messed up…
What if it was all just a dream?
What if it was all just a dream?
I'm just gonna go through my tw- *dry heaves* sorry my twit- *projectile vomits* sorry im gonna go through my account at the other place and just repost my flops that banged the hardest
November 12, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I'm just gonna go through my tw- *dry heaves* sorry my twit- *projectile vomits* sorry im gonna go through my account at the other place and just repost my flops that banged the hardest
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for…
Uppies for puppies 🐶
Uppies for puppies 🐶
November 12, 2024 at 2:18 PM
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for…
Uppies for puppies 🐶
Uppies for puppies 🐶
I want a big nap and I’m getting fussy >:c
November 11, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I want a big nap and I’m getting fussy >:c
Yesterday, at work
Me: *jams my finger*
Me: ow, ffff…
Brain: hang on, there’s a kid near me. I shouldn’t say that word. I’ll say fooey instead.
Brain: wait no fooey is a lame word. I can think of something more creative than that.
Me: …fuck
I am smart
Me: *jams my finger*
Me: ow, ffff…
Brain: hang on, there’s a kid near me. I shouldn’t say that word. I’ll say fooey instead.
Brain: wait no fooey is a lame word. I can think of something more creative than that.
Me: …fuck
I am smart
November 10, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Yesterday, at work
Me: *jams my finger*
Me: ow, ffff…
Brain: hang on, there’s a kid near me. I shouldn’t say that word. I’ll say fooey instead.
Brain: wait no fooey is a lame word. I can think of something more creative than that.
Me: …fuck
I am smart
Me: *jams my finger*
Me: ow, ffff…
Brain: hang on, there’s a kid near me. I shouldn’t say that word. I’ll say fooey instead.
Brain: wait no fooey is a lame word. I can think of something more creative than that.
Me: …fuck
I am smart