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a succulent chinese meal
@mallwave.bsky.social
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consumer_electronics @ ao3
formerly @ batternugget on twitter

no minors 🔞
July 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
thank you kind anon, holding down the fort over here. trying to touch grass. i'm going to japan in a few days so i will be mostly offline for the next three weeks or so. i'm hoping a change of scenery will stir my creativity. i wish u well oomfie
March 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
it's been years since i took requests, but if there's something you'd like to see from me, i'd love to hear it!!
March 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i indeed fw it, but it has to be very pornified, it's a little too depressing even for me if it's a realistic representation. when it's over the top horny though? chef's kiss
March 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i answered strawpage stuff on twt but not here. just gonna copy paste my responses from there:

this response is crazy delayed because i've been offline but thank you anon......you are too kind........*you* are the amazing one
March 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
crawls back here to declare that i will be posting tomorrow.
January 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
January 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
every time i try to draw i feel the weight of my hubris as acutely as a yoke around my neck
January 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
oh we slidin
January 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
now we're cooking with peanut oil
January 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
OH SHITTT YOUR MIND...THATS ALSO A GREAT IDEA...i kind of want to weave some suspense elements into my next one hinging around jimmy's reaction to and treatment of said kid, but exploring such a fucked up marriage would be so premium. the utter codependence that would develop
January 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i will be posting a short little ditty today
January 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
for my next trick i will be writing a pre-game fic where daisuke's father is swansea's DUI lawyer from back in the day and they become friends, drift apart, reconnect, and that's how daisuke gets his internship
December 29, 2024 at 8:53 PM
jimmyanya mouthwashing they could never make me hate you
December 28, 2024 at 4:33 AM
tysm oomf........i am honored
December 28, 2024 at 4:29 AM
already hit my goal of appealing to 12 freaks with that fic. i can finally hang up the writing hat now
December 27, 2024 at 6:56 AM
therapist: consensual jimanya isn't real, it can't hurt
consensual jimanya:
December 25, 2024 at 9:40 AM
I'M DONE!!! IT'S A CHRISTMAS FUCKING MIRACLE BABEY!!!!
December 23, 2024 at 9:21 AM
clocking out of another long shift at the jimanya factory
December 20, 2024 at 5:18 AM
logging in to write something truly self-indulgent and evil
December 19, 2024 at 12:42 AM
me: i'm running out of steam
me: writes 1200 words in a day and a half

godddd i wish i had more pto because i just want to take the next two days off and power the fuck through the rest of this so i can exorcise it from my soul. we got 7k-8k to go babeyyyyy
December 18, 2024 at 7:50 AM
starting to run out of steam so idk when i'll have any snippets worth posting again but i cooked a bit with this methinks
December 16, 2024 at 7:46 AM
the girlies are gonna boo tomato tomato me for this i just know it
December 15, 2024 at 12:20 AM
FREE ME
December 15, 2024 at 12:19 AM
i had a good day at work and i have some new tea and fountain pens waiting for me when i get home. can't stop winning
December 13, 2024 at 10:30 PM