Since everyone is saying hello, I’ll introduce myself. My name is Mallory. I love to read, I am chronically online, I live for a good meme, I love college football (War Eagle) and Formula 1, I am obsessed with my dog and my husband, and I live for good food and drinks with my people.

I know I’m getting old because when I watch college football I say things like, “These guys are so undisciplined.” And that makes me sad.