might start insisting the guy from the police is called "string" and refuse to ever back down when challenged on it
June 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
might start insisting the guy from the police is called "string" and refuse to ever back down when challenged on it
honestly get this fucking prick's hideous head off my screen. especially egregious to be surrounded by such legends
June 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
honestly get this fucking prick's hideous head off my screen. especially egregious to be surrounded by such legends
believe it or not spotify when i want to listen to martha i don't really want to be suggested this pathetic loser
June 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
believe it or not spotify when i want to listen to martha i don't really want to be suggested this pathetic loser
talking like a berk except you are an actual berk
June 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
talking like a berk except you are an actual berk
i'll let you try my wu tang style. please mate. please mate have a go on my wu tang style
June 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i'll let you try my wu tang style. please mate. please mate have a go on my wu tang style
bollock with butterfly wings
June 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
bollock with butterfly wings
i'm beginning to feel like a fast hog
May 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i'm beginning to feel like a fast hog
[to the tune of daydream believer] thursday lasagna
May 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
[to the tune of daydream believer] thursday lasagna
the day i stop eating night cheese will be the day they put me in the fucking ground
May 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the day i stop eating night cheese will be the day they put me in the fucking ground
teach a man to box and he will punch you with his fist
May 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
teach a man to box and he will punch you with his fist
drinking a coffee at 10:15pm i'm in charge
May 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
drinking a coffee at 10:15pm i'm in charge
here's my advertising slogan for garlic. "garlic - you gotta have garlic"
May 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
here's my advertising slogan for garlic. "garlic - you gotta have garlic"
arthur conan "the barbarian" doyle
May 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
arthur conan "the barbarian" doyle
dave murray with his face like a smiling cartoon apple
May 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
dave murray with his face like a smiling cartoon apple
at some point i'm going to end up going back in time to 2022 and writing the nyt crossword clue "Final Fantasy character who shares his name with a U.S. city"
it's the only explanation
it's the only explanation
May 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
at some point i'm going to end up going back in time to 2022 and writing the nyt crossword clue "Final Fantasy character who shares his name with a U.S. city"
it's the only explanation
it's the only explanation
tuna pasta at 11am i'm in charge
May 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
tuna pasta at 11am i'm in charge
making a mockery of democracy by going to vote for the mayor wearing shorts
May 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
making a mockery of democracy by going to vote for the mayor wearing shorts
bekn spells them "cream eggs"
April 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
bekn spells them "cream eggs"
i bet you any money the comments under this are an absolute fucking shitshow nightmare. actual declarations of war
April 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
i bet you any money the comments under this are an absolute fucking shitshow nightmare. actual declarations of war
they play a-punk in every single episode of the inbetweeners
April 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
they play a-punk in every single episode of the inbetweeners
what if jennifer coolidge's character in legally blonde was called toadette instead of paulette
April 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
what if jennifer coolidge's character in legally blonde was called toadette instead of paulette