Malk
@malk-au.bsky.social
"The Information Superhighway:
Shows the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek"
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Shows the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek"
Husband Dad Singer Awful-Guitarist Music Metal Rock Essendon Coffee Bourbon Red Wine
Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
They should have got The Shitty Beatles to open up #Metallica #M72Melbourne
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
They should have got The Shitty Beatles to open up #Metallica #M72Melbourne
It's @metallica.com -mas Eve for Melburnians! 🤘
Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?
I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born
We're all going tomorrow! 🤘
Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?
I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born
We're all going tomorrow! 🤘
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It's @metallica.com -mas Eve for Melburnians! 🤘
Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?
I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born
We're all going tomorrow! 🤘
Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?
I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born
We're all going tomorrow! 🤘
Actual footage of me entering the Meet&Greet and SnakePit Pass conteet for the first @metallica.com show in Melbourne in nearly 13 years 🤘
My kids werent born the last time they were here... but we all have tickets to the show next Saturday night! 🤘
My kids werent born the last time they were here... but we all have tickets to the show next Saturday night! 🤘
a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .
Alt: a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .
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November 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Actual footage of me entering the Meet&Greet and SnakePit Pass conteet for the first @metallica.com show in Melbourne in nearly 13 years 🤘
My kids werent born the last time they were here... but we all have tickets to the show next Saturday night! 🤘
My kids werent born the last time they were here... but we all have tickets to the show next Saturday night! 🤘
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Tried Slopify's AI beta bot to create an "upbeat playlist" from a list of a dozen bands, including Metallica
The first two songs it selected were:
"Sad But True"
and
"One"
🤪
Bit of learning to go for that thing
The first two songs it selected were:
"Sad But True"
and
"One"
🤪
Bit of learning to go for that thing
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Tried Slopify's AI beta bot to create an "upbeat playlist" from a list of a dozen bands, including Metallica
The first two songs it selected were:
"Sad But True"
and
"One"
🤪
Bit of learning to go for that thing
The first two songs it selected were:
"Sad But True"
and
"One"
🤪
Bit of learning to go for that thing
Good morning, everyone!
Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕
Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕
October 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Good morning, everyone!
Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕
Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕
Hi Zachary
bsky.app/profile/malk...
bsky.app/profile/malk...
At this point, it appears to be that anyone who is on the list and plays games for Essendon is doing so against their own free will
October 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Hi Zachary
bsky.app/profile/malk...
bsky.app/profile/malk...
Reposted by Malk
At this point, it appears to be that anyone who is on the list and plays games for Essendon is doing so against their own free will
September 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
At this point, it appears to be that anyone who is on the list and plays games for Essendon is doing so against their own free will
Andy McGrath (C)
Sam Durham (VC)
Sam Durham (VC)
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Andy McGrath (C)
Sam Durham (VC)
Sam Durham (VC)
Also, Hawthorn... and especially Mam Sitchell... can absolutely and categorically and actually go and get fucked!!!
October 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Also, Hawthorn... and especially Mam Sitchell... can absolutely and categorically and actually go and get fucked!!!
Gonna be a long 2 years in the magoos for Zach!
At least he might appreciate the history of Windy Hill!
At least he might appreciate the history of Windy Hill!
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Gonna be a long 2 years in the magoos for Zach!
At least he might appreciate the history of Windy Hill!
At least he might appreciate the history of Windy Hill!
It's approaching 7pm
I hope Mam Sitchell has a blender to stick his hand in nearby
Cos he isnt getting the alternative
Bunch of farken clowns, Hawthorn and Merrett, alike
I hope Mam Sitchell has a blender to stick his hand in nearby
Cos he isnt getting the alternative
Bunch of farken clowns, Hawthorn and Merrett, alike
October 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It's approaching 7pm
I hope Mam Sitchell has a blender to stick his hand in nearby
Cos he isnt getting the alternative
Bunch of farken clowns, Hawthorn and Merrett, alike
I hope Mam Sitchell has a blender to stick his hand in nearby
Cos he isnt getting the alternative
Bunch of farken clowns, Hawthorn and Merrett, alike
Memo to Tom Petroro
Your client is going to be paid very well to develop the next group of emerging players in Essendon's VFL team for the next two years if you both keep this shit up!
Funny how Contracts work, eh?
Your client is going to be paid very well to develop the next group of emerging players in Essendon's VFL team for the next two years if you both keep this shit up!
Funny how Contracts work, eh?
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Memo to Tom Petroro
Your client is going to be paid very well to develop the next group of emerging players in Essendon's VFL team for the next two years if you both keep this shit up!
Funny how Contracts work, eh?
Your client is going to be paid very well to develop the next group of emerging players in Essendon's VFL team for the next two years if you both keep this shit up!
Funny how Contracts work, eh?
Ozzy: Coming Home
a close up of a child 's face with tears running down it .
Alt: a close up of a child 's face with tears running down it .
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October 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ozzy: Coming Home
Made hot honey bbq pork burnt ends with grilled kale and a salad
No pics, gone too quickly 😋😋😋
No pics, gone too quickly 😋😋😋
October 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Made hot honey bbq pork burnt ends with grilled kale and a salad
No pics, gone too quickly 😋😋😋
No pics, gone too quickly 😋😋😋
The orange faced, nappy-wearing piece of shit octogenarian is going to lose his senile mind even further when he gets woken by his piss-alarm in the morning!
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The orange faced, nappy-wearing piece of shit octogenarian is going to lose his senile mind even further when he gets woken by his piss-alarm in the morning!
Would rage quit this shit
Get fucked 🖕
Get fucked 🖕
JPMorgan requiring biometric data for staff access to new headquarters on.ft.com/46Jqlen
JPMorgan requiring biometric data for staff access to new headquarters
New York bank is imposing eye and fingerprint scans amid heightened security concerns at corporate offices
on.ft.com
October 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Would rage quit this shit
Get fucked 🖕
Get fucked 🖕
5.29 Lilydale is 4 mins late and just turned into a service stopping at Burnley as dozens of people boarded the train
So got off the train
Next Lilydale is 10 mins
Going to get on the next Belgrave and take my chances at Ringwood
Clown transit system
So got off the train
Next Lilydale is 10 mins
Going to get on the next Belgrave and take my chances at Ringwood
Clown transit system
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
5.29 Lilydale is 4 mins late and just turned into a service stopping at Burnley as dozens of people boarded the train
So got off the train
Next Lilydale is 10 mins
Going to get on the next Belgrave and take my chances at Ringwood
Clown transit system
So got off the train
Next Lilydale is 10 mins
Going to get on the next Belgrave and take my chances at Ringwood
Clown transit system
Gonna sit in the spa for a bit and chill out 🤘
October 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Gonna sit in the spa for a bit and chill out 🤘
October 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I do love reporting actual defamatory posts on the awful local FB pages...
Especially when there's a second side to the story that the perpetrator hasn't disclosed!
Especially when there's a second side to the story that the perpetrator hasn't disclosed!
October 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I do love reporting actual defamatory posts on the awful local FB pages...
Especially when there's a second side to the story that the perpetrator hasn't disclosed!
Especially when there's a second side to the story that the perpetrator hasn't disclosed!
October 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM