MALIK.
@malikthaelite.bsky.social
When the baby is crowning but the face card is a 10
August 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When the baby is crowning but the face card is a 10
This Diddy verdict is about to make a LOT of ppl tell on themself. I hope you listen and govern yourself accordingly.
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This Diddy verdict is about to make a LOT of ppl tell on themself. I hope you listen and govern yourself accordingly.
Opening a link to Instagram and it takes you to the App Store instead of the actual instagram profile..
June 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Opening a link to Instagram and it takes you to the App Store instead of the actual instagram profile..
Your favorite #PlaylistPapi is back with a new #playlist series: #ArtistYouShouldKnow. I’ll be shining a light on up and coming artists that I feel need more shine!
First up in #AYSK Series: Jon Vinyl
🍎 🎧: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
✳️SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/playlist/0Oj...
First up in #AYSK Series: Jon Vinyl
🍎 🎧: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
✳️SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/playlist/0Oj...
June 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Your favorite #PlaylistPapi is back with a new #playlist series: #ArtistYouShouldKnow. I’ll be shining a light on up and coming artists that I feel need more shine!
First up in #AYSK Series: Jon Vinyl
🍎 🎧: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
✳️SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/playlist/0Oj...
First up in #AYSK Series: Jon Vinyl
🍎 🎧: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
✳️SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/playlist/0Oj...
My Momma actually ate us both up, me most especially… wow. 🤩
Happy Mother’s Day! 🫶🏽💐👑
Happy Mother’s Day! 🫶🏽💐👑
May 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My Momma actually ate us both up, me most especially… wow. 🤩
Happy Mother’s Day! 🫶🏽💐👑
Happy Mother’s Day! 🫶🏽💐👑
I’m late but did yall see Meg in that “Whatever” video? 😮💨🔥
April 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’m late but did yall see Meg in that “Whatever” video? 😮💨🔥
Is everybody just fine all of a sudden or am I just in heat? 😮💨
April 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Is everybody just fine all of a sudden or am I just in heat? 😮💨
Goonica frequently reminds us that she has weapons and is NOT for play play either. Is she threatening us as well? Just trying to see where the line starts…
The implication of a threat ≠ a threat
#RHOA
The implication of a threat ≠ a threat
#RHOA
April 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Goonica frequently reminds us that she has weapons and is NOT for play play either. Is she threatening us as well? Just trying to see where the line starts…
The implication of a threat ≠ a threat
#RHOA
The implication of a threat ≠ a threat
#RHOA
“Sometimes it’s easier to hear the key when someone sings it”
April 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Sometimes it’s easier to hear the key when someone sings it”
Without the noise cancellation, rn I’d be like
March 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Without the noise cancellation, rn I’d be like
If you we’re debating on the 4th Gen Airpods with Noise Cancellation I’ll tell you this:
I’m on a plane and there is a fussy baby beside me. With noise cancellation on it sounds like he’s 30 ft away from me.
I’d say they’re worth the money.
I’m on a plane and there is a fussy baby beside me. With noise cancellation on it sounds like he’s 30 ft away from me.
I’d say they’re worth the money.
March 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you we’re debating on the 4th Gen Airpods with Noise Cancellation I’ll tell you this:
I’m on a plane and there is a fussy baby beside me. With noise cancellation on it sounds like he’s 30 ft away from me.
I’d say they’re worth the money.
I’m on a plane and there is a fussy baby beside me. With noise cancellation on it sounds like he’s 30 ft away from me.
I’d say they’re worth the money.
I know one thing. If summer don’t feel like that Push To Start Remix, I’m sending it back!
March 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I know one thing. If summer don’t feel like that Push To Start Remix, I’m sending it back!
Maintenance had to come to my apartment this week when I wasn’t home. Naturally, I was listening in on the ring camera.
Maintenance Man #1: Damn! This is set up nicer than the model unit.
Maintenance Man #2: And is smells good as fck!
Me on the other side of town:
Maintenance Man #1: Damn! This is set up nicer than the model unit.
Maintenance Man #2: And is smells good as fck!
Me on the other side of town:
March 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Maintenance had to come to my apartment this week when I wasn’t home. Naturally, I was listening in on the ring camera.
Maintenance Man #1: Damn! This is set up nicer than the model unit.
Maintenance Man #2: And is smells good as fck!
Me on the other side of town:
Maintenance Man #1: Damn! This is set up nicer than the model unit.
Maintenance Man #2: And is smells good as fck!
Me on the other side of town:
Not to sound like an ignorant boomer but when I call customer service and reach someone with a thick foreign accent, I’m IMMEDIATELY like..
March 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not to sound like an ignorant boomer but when I call customer service and reach someone with a thick foreign accent, I’m IMMEDIATELY like..
February 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Nobody:
Beyoncé every 3-5 days:
Beyoncé every 3-5 days:
February 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Nobody:
Beyoncé every 3-5 days:
Beyoncé every 3-5 days:
Is a Saturday night and I’m on my couch having soup and drinking wine. I’m really washed yall. 😭
February 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Is a Saturday night and I’m on my couch having soup and drinking wine. I’m really washed yall. 😭
I just feel like if you going to the #CowboyCarterTour you shouldn’t be expecting no Christmas/Birthday gifts this year cus CLEARY you got it richy rich. 😂
February 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I just feel like if you going to the #CowboyCarterTour you shouldn’t be expecting no Christmas/Birthday gifts this year cus CLEARY you got it richy rich. 😂
“You know there actually aren’t Two Dreams. There are 3”
February 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“You know there actually aren’t Two Dreams. There are 3”
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
LMFAO “I bet you’re wondering how I got here” face ass. He is a MENACE! 😂😭
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
LMFAO “I bet you’re wondering how I got here” face ass. He is a MENACE! 😂😭