Malikhi
@malikhi.bsky.social
Modern Viking bored in Valhalla. Not lewd, just a degen. 37yo NO MINORS
Art by
@kizuo22
Twitter.com/VikingVtuber
Twitch.tv/TheRealMalikhi
Art by
@kizuo22
Twitter.com/VikingVtuber
Twitch.tv/TheRealMalikhi
Loss, no matter the source, is scaled by how much we cared about the thing that was lost.
Same reason I'm still devastated by my daughter ghosting me now almost a full month later.
Your rabbit must've been very special to you I take it? Tell me about them
Same reason I'm still devastated by my daughter ghosting me now almost a full month later.
Your rabbit must've been very special to you I take it? Tell me about them
January 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Loss, no matter the source, is scaled by how much we cared about the thing that was lost.
Same reason I'm still devastated by my daughter ghosting me now almost a full month later.
Your rabbit must've been very special to you I take it? Tell me about them
Same reason I'm still devastated by my daughter ghosting me now almost a full month later.
Your rabbit must've been very special to you I take it? Tell me about them
I call mine Einherjar sometimes, but mostly it's just chat. Or individual names. Cuz I keep a small community of close and valued chatters
January 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I call mine Einherjar sometimes, but mostly it's just chat. Or individual names. Cuz I keep a small community of close and valued chatters
Wow, First you get recruited to a Viking Boat as a mascot and now you're getting adopted! Big week for you
December 31, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Wow, First you get recruited to a Viking Boat as a mascot and now you're getting adopted! Big week for you
Cannot. Too excited for tomorrow. My daughter wants to spend new years with ME!
I've got her for 3 whole days of bonding and I've been looking forward to it since Christmas and... Ahhhhhh I can't sleep, lol
I've got her for 3 whole days of bonding and I've been looking forward to it since Christmas and... Ahhhhhh I can't sleep, lol
December 31, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Cannot. Too excited for tomorrow. My daughter wants to spend new years with ME!
I've got her for 3 whole days of bonding and I've been looking forward to it since Christmas and... Ahhhhhh I can't sleep, lol
I've got her for 3 whole days of bonding and I've been looking forward to it since Christmas and... Ahhhhhh I can't sleep, lol
hehe, I switched it all for TEA!!!! MUWAHAHAHAAHA
December 30, 2024 at 11:19 AM
hehe, I switched it all for TEA!!!! MUWAHAHAHAAHA
Are you gonna watch me sleep? Not sure I want you know how many time I fart in my sleep😳
December 30, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Are you gonna watch me sleep? Not sure I want you know how many time I fart in my sleep😳
Felt that one. Perhaps the Nirns have seen a kinder year for you. Let's hope for the best, cheers🍻
December 30, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Felt that one. Perhaps the Nirns have seen a kinder year for you. Let's hope for the best, cheers🍻
Yep, that's exactly it. I was worrying about you staying warm. I remember now. Rough end of a year for you, huh?
December 30, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Yep, that's exactly it. I was worrying about you staying warm. I remember now. Rough end of a year for you, huh?
Am I mistaken or didn't you also have heating issues sometime around Thanksgiving?
December 29, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Am I mistaken or didn't you also have heating issues sometime around Thanksgiving?
Here you go 🪓
Birb enters their Viking Arc
Birb enters their Viking Arc
December 29, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Here you go 🪓
Birb enters their Viking Arc
Birb enters their Viking Arc
Kidding! You'd be my boat's mascot. Nobody wants to mess with a hyper caffeinated birb that someone gave an axe to 👀
December 29, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Kidding! You'd be my boat's mascot. Nobody wants to mess with a hyper caffeinated birb that someone gave an axe to 👀
Of course. Always good to have emergency rations 🤣🤣🤣
December 29, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Of course. Always good to have emergency rations 🤣🤣🤣
Not wearing my glasses so I really thought this was a large shelf with huge tubes in it, all organized by color gradient.
I was wondering what each thing was for until I finally read the caption and realized I just couldn't recognize the size of the thing 😅
Just thought that was funny
I was wondering what each thing was for until I finally read the caption and realized I just couldn't recognize the size of the thing 😅
Just thought that was funny
December 26, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Not wearing my glasses so I really thought this was a large shelf with huge tubes in it, all organized by color gradient.
I was wondering what each thing was for until I finally read the caption and realized I just couldn't recognize the size of the thing 😅
Just thought that was funny
I was wondering what each thing was for until I finally read the caption and realized I just couldn't recognize the size of the thing 😅
Just thought that was funny
As an American I actually get confused what boxing day even is.
Like what's the action you take in boxing day? What event takes place?
Over here Christmas is just Christmas Eve and then Christmas day.
Some people open presents on Christmas Eve, but most on Christmas morning.
Like what's the action you take in boxing day? What event takes place?
Over here Christmas is just Christmas Eve and then Christmas day.
Some people open presents on Christmas Eve, but most on Christmas morning.
December 26, 2024 at 9:45 AM
As an American I actually get confused what boxing day even is.
Like what's the action you take in boxing day? What event takes place?
Over here Christmas is just Christmas Eve and then Christmas day.
Some people open presents on Christmas Eve, but most on Christmas morning.
Like what's the action you take in boxing day? What event takes place?
Over here Christmas is just Christmas Eve and then Christmas day.
Some people open presents on Christmas Eve, but most on Christmas morning.
If you find a whole pile of unbagged coffee beans under the tree that was me. Didn't have time to wrap, sorry.
Happy Yule birb ☕😁👍
Happy Yule birb ☕😁👍
December 25, 2024 at 1:41 PM
If you find a whole pile of unbagged coffee beans under the tree that was me. Didn't have time to wrap, sorry.
Happy Yule birb ☕😁👍
Happy Yule birb ☕😁👍
I got.. my estranged daughter told me she loves me for the first time 🥰
Literally better than I could've ever hoped for, I'm so lucky! Ah I love her so much 😍🥰🥰
Literally better than I could've ever hoped for, I'm so lucky! Ah I love her so much 😍🥰🥰
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I got.. my estranged daughter told me she loves me for the first time 🥰
Literally better than I could've ever hoped for, I'm so lucky! Ah I love her so much 😍🥰🥰
Literally better than I could've ever hoped for, I'm so lucky! Ah I love her so much 😍🥰🥰
Thank you. And a Happy Yule to you good friend.
December 25, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Thank you. And a Happy Yule to you good friend.
Al Pastor street tacos.
Tonkatsu with cabbage.
Bulgogi of any kind.
Sushi 🍣
I will eat any of these for months straight and never get tired.
Tonkatsu with cabbage.
Bulgogi of any kind.
Sushi 🍣
I will eat any of these for months straight and never get tired.
December 17, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Al Pastor street tacos.
Tonkatsu with cabbage.
Bulgogi of any kind.
Sushi 🍣
I will eat any of these for months straight and never get tired.
Tonkatsu with cabbage.
Bulgogi of any kind.
Sushi 🍣
I will eat any of these for months straight and never get tired.
But I woke up an hour ago 🥲
Insomnia.
I wish for a trial of death please. Just a few hours, unalive then respawn like nothing happened.
LET ME ESCAPE THE WAKEFULNESS
Insomnia.
I wish for a trial of death please. Just a few hours, unalive then respawn like nothing happened.
LET ME ESCAPE THE WAKEFULNESS
December 17, 2024 at 9:30 AM
But I woke up an hour ago 🥲
Insomnia.
I wish for a trial of death please. Just a few hours, unalive then respawn like nothing happened.
LET ME ESCAPE THE WAKEFULNESS
Insomnia.
I wish for a trial of death please. Just a few hours, unalive then respawn like nothing happened.
LET ME ESCAPE THE WAKEFULNESS