Tommy B. || PARODY
@malignantlineage.bsky.social
It’s hard ta' keep ya humanity in tact when everythin' 'round ya is tryin'a claw it outcha.
|| nsfw || parody || semi active ||
|| nsfw || parody || semi active ||
— t’a make y’a wann’a break free, Kitty Cat? O' y'a fixin' t'a stay in y'a pretty li'l coll'a.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
— t’a make y’a wann’a break free, Kitty Cat? O' y'a fixin' t'a stay in y'a pretty li'l coll'a.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— t’a steer clear of most days bu’h definitely now. ||
How ‘boutcha hit ha ass back then? If y’a really wann’a get outt’a this, //all\\ this… || gesturin’ m’a hands around th’a space of th’a large room. || …lemme help y’a? Y’a once told me she gotch’a y’a in th’a prettiest prison… This enough —
How ‘boutcha hit ha ass back then? If y’a really wann’a get outt’a this, //all\\ this… || gesturin’ m’a hands around th’a space of th’a large room. || …lemme help y’a? Y’a once told me she gotch’a y’a in th’a prettiest prison… This enough —
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
— t’a steer clear of most days bu’h definitely now. ||
How ‘boutcha hit ha ass back then? If y’a really wann’a get outt’a this, //all\\ this… || gesturin’ m’a hands around th’a space of th’a large room. || …lemme help y’a? Y’a once told me she gotch’a y’a in th’a prettiest prison… This enough —
How ‘boutcha hit ha ass back then? If y’a really wann’a get outt’a this, //all\\ this… || gesturin’ m’a hands around th’a space of th’a large room. || …lemme help y’a? Y’a once told me she gotch’a y’a in th’a prettiest prison… This enough —
— wantin’ t’a console ha an’ knowin’ touchin’ ha is th’a last thing she wants from me, so I don’t move an’ inch towards ha. I shake m’a head at th’a hittin’ type. I come from th’a hittin’ type. fuckin’ disgusts me.
shruggin’ m’a should’as, keepin’ m’a mind from strayin’ t’a far int’a past I try —
shruggin’ m’a should’as, keepin’ m’a mind from strayin’ t’a far int’a past I try —
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
— wantin’ t’a console ha an’ knowin’ touchin’ ha is th’a last thing she wants from me, so I don’t move an’ inch towards ha. I shake m’a head at th’a hittin’ type. I come from th’a hittin’ type. fuckin’ disgusts me.
shruggin’ m’a should’as, keepin’ m’a mind from strayin’ t’a far int’a past I try —
shruggin’ m’a should’as, keepin’ m’a mind from strayin’ t’a far int’a past I try —
|| slippin’ m’a hands in m’a pockets, listenin’ t’a th’a tale y’a weavin’ ‘bout y’a wife hittin’ y’a. I’ve nev’a seen ha raise a hand t’a y’a bu’h I wouldn’t put it past ha. anybody in ha family. violence is common answer f’a th’a Messinas. ||
Mm. Th'a hittin' type, huh?
|| caught between me —
Mm. Th'a hittin' type, huh?
|| caught between me —
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
|| slippin’ m’a hands in m’a pockets, listenin’ t’a th’a tale y’a weavin’ ‘bout y’a wife hittin’ y’a. I’ve nev’a seen ha raise a hand t’a y’a bu’h I wouldn’t put it past ha. anybody in ha family. violence is common answer f’a th’a Messinas. ||
Mm. Th'a hittin' type, huh?
|| caught between me —
Mm. Th'a hittin' type, huh?
|| caught between me —
📲🐱: li’l bit… come show me what that 👅 do 🐈
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November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
📲🐱: li’l bit… come show me what that 👅 do 🐈
— Collect y’a own shit against ha wit’out ha knowin’. Bu’h thas m’a petty ass. Y’a don’t strike me as that petty. Bu’h I’m atch’a service on whatch’a want me t’a do f’a y’a. If anythin’, Ms… Catalina.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
— Collect y’a own shit against ha wit’out ha knowin’. Bu’h thas m’a petty ass. Y’a don’t strike me as that petty. Bu’h I’m atch’a service on whatch’a want me t’a do f’a y’a. If anythin’, Ms… Catalina.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
|| i mean, this a violation. deep’a than e’en I expected. ||
Well, y’a made me take ‘em all down bu’h I’d hav’ kept ‘em up eith’a t’a give ha somethin’ t’a watch an’ eventually sho’ ha y’a kno’ all ‘bout ha extra pair of eyes. O’, y’a turn ‘em on ha an’ watch ha. See what she got t’a hide. —
Well, y’a made me take ‘em all down bu’h I’d hav’ kept ‘em up eith’a t’a give ha somethin’ t’a watch an’ eventually sho’ ha y’a kno’ all ‘bout ha extra pair of eyes. O’, y’a turn ‘em on ha an’ watch ha. See what she got t’a hide. —
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
|| i mean, this a violation. deep’a than e’en I expected. ||
Well, y’a made me take ‘em all down bu’h I’d hav’ kept ‘em up eith’a t’a give ha somethin’ t’a watch an’ eventually sho’ ha y’a kno’ all ‘bout ha extra pair of eyes. O’, y’a turn ‘em on ha an’ watch ha. See what she got t’a hide. —
Well, y’a made me take ‘em all down bu’h I’d hav’ kept ‘em up eith’a t’a give ha somethin’ t’a watch an’ eventually sho’ ha y’a kno’ all ‘bout ha extra pair of eyes. O’, y’a turn ‘em on ha an’ watch ha. See what she got t’a hide. —
— prolly ai’n th’a best course of action. Unless, it is.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
— prolly ai’n th’a best course of action. Unless, it is.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— called me he’a f’a y’a. As trash as she is, she ai’n dumb. She’ll put it togeth’a. At least right now, y’a can rest assured ai’n no mo’ eyes in he’a f’a now. I know this ai’n th’a day y’a was lookin’ f’a bu’h tell me how I can help cu’h th’a shit goin’ through m’a head —
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
— called me he’a f’a y’a. As trash as she is, she ai’n dumb. She’ll put it togeth’a. At least right now, y’a can rest assured ai’n no mo’ eyes in he’a f’a now. I know this ai’n th’a day y’a was lookin’ f’a bu’h tell me how I can help cu’h th’a shit goin’ through m’a head —
— between us. ||
C’mere…Lemme whisp’a somethin’ t’a y’a… || steppin’ so close t’a y’a I inhale y’a sweet scent an’ feel th’a heat of y’a rage fumin’ off y’a as I grab th’a bar off y’a bed. || I promise y’a, I’m real good at what I do. Bu’h ha fath’a will prolly beat y’a t’a anyway since he —
C’mere…Lemme whisp’a somethin’ t’a y’a… || steppin’ so close t’a y’a I inhale y’a sweet scent an’ feel th’a heat of y’a rage fumin’ off y’a as I grab th’a bar off y’a bed. || I promise y’a, I’m real good at what I do. Bu’h ha fath’a will prolly beat y’a t’a anyway since he —
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
— between us. ||
C’mere…Lemme whisp’a somethin’ t’a y’a… || steppin’ so close t’a y’a I inhale y’a sweet scent an’ feel th’a heat of y’a rage fumin’ off y’a as I grab th’a bar off y’a bed. || I promise y’a, I’m real good at what I do. Bu’h ha fath’a will prolly beat y’a t’a anyway since he —
C’mere…Lemme whisp’a somethin’ t’a y’a… || steppin’ so close t’a y’a I inhale y’a sweet scent an’ feel th’a heat of y’a rage fumin’ off y’a as I grab th’a bar off y’a bed. || I promise y’a, I’m real good at what I do. Bu’h ha fath’a will prolly beat y’a t’a anyway since he —
Y’a ai’n need t’a be sorry ‘bout nothin’. This some fucked shit. I get it. Yell if y’a need t’a.
|| th’a bar turns green again, light flashin’ stoppin’ t’a confirm thea’s no mo’ cameras. we in th’a cle’a. pushin’ off ha desk, I take th’a bet t’a walk ov’a t’a y’a, removin’ th’a distance —
|| th’a bar turns green again, light flashin’ stoppin’ t’a confirm thea’s no mo’ cameras. we in th’a cle’a. pushin’ off ha desk, I take th’a bet t’a walk ov’a t’a y’a, removin’ th’a distance —
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Y’a ai’n need t’a be sorry ‘bout nothin’. This some fucked shit. I get it. Yell if y’a need t’a.
|| th’a bar turns green again, light flashin’ stoppin’ t’a confirm thea’s no mo’ cameras. we in th’a cle’a. pushin’ off ha desk, I take th’a bet t’a walk ov’a t’a y’a, removin’ th’a distance —
|| th’a bar turns green again, light flashin’ stoppin’ t’a confirm thea’s no mo’ cameras. we in th’a cle’a. pushin’ off ha desk, I take th’a bet t’a walk ov’a t’a y’a, removin’ th’a distance —
— serv’as feed. each angle goin’ black one by one as I type. ||
Aight, done. Gone. Finito. || grabbin’ th’a sensor an’ tossin’ it back on th’a bed, I let it send anoth’a signal t’a check f’a any oth’a ones. || Y’a wann’a take a breath now?
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
Aight, done. Gone. Finito. || grabbin’ th’a sensor an’ tossin’ it back on th’a bed, I let it send anoth’a signal t’a check f’a any oth’a ones. || Y’a wann’a take a breath now?
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
— serv’as feed. each angle goin’ black one by one as I type. ||
Aight, done. Gone. Finito. || grabbin’ th’a sensor an’ tossin’ it back on th’a bed, I let it send anoth’a signal t’a check f’a any oth’a ones. || Y’a wann’a take a breath now?
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
Aight, done. Gone. Finito. || grabbin’ th’a sensor an’ tossin’ it back on th’a bed, I let it send anoth’a signal t’a check f’a any oth’a ones. || Y’a wann’a take a breath now?
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— li’l nick knacks throughout th’a room like a small crystal butterfly, an’ one of them ov’a priced eggs, bu’h th’a fourth is embedded in th’a eye of a teddy bea’. prolly a v-day gift o’ some shit. eith’a way, damn. tossin’ th’a rest on th’a bed an’ goin’ back t’a m’a laptop t’a sev’a th’a —
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
— li’l nick knacks throughout th’a room like a small crystal butterfly, an’ one of them ov’a priced eggs, bu’h th’a fourth is embedded in th’a eye of a teddy bea’. prolly a v-day gift o’ some shit. eith’a way, damn. tossin’ th’a rest on th’a bed an’ goin’ back t’a m’a laptop t’a sev’a th’a —
— from th’a laptop screen t’a m’a cell an’ walk around t’a find th’a cameras. ai’n no reason in killin’ th’a feed an’ y’a don’t remove th’a fuckin’ cameras.
th’a first I find embedded in a frame of th’a weddin’ picture of them, tossin’ th’a li’l black lens on th’a bed, th’a second an’ third in —
th’a first I find embedded in a frame of th’a weddin’ picture of them, tossin’ th’a li’l black lens on th’a bed, th’a second an’ third in —
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
— from th’a laptop screen t’a m’a cell an’ walk around t’a find th’a cameras. ai’n no reason in killin’ th’a feed an’ y’a don’t remove th’a fuckin’ cameras.
th’a first I find embedded in a frame of th’a weddin’ picture of them, tossin’ th’a li’l black lens on th’a bed, th’a second an’ third in —
th’a first I find embedded in a frame of th’a weddin’ picture of them, tossin’ th’a li’l black lens on th’a bed, th’a second an’ third in —
— if I lose m’a job cu’h of it, y’a owe me sooooo much nasty, filthy ass fuckin’.
|| asshole t’a th’a end. mostly t’a mak’ y’a laugh. m’a specialty. take y’a mind off all this bullshit. o’ at least make it mo’ bearable. || I’m kiddin’. || grinnin’ an’ pushin’ off th’a desk, I slide th’a feed —
|| asshole t’a th’a end. mostly t’a mak’ y’a laugh. m’a specialty. take y’a mind off all this bullshit. o’ at least make it mo’ bearable. || I’m kiddin’. || grinnin’ an’ pushin’ off th’a desk, I slide th’a feed —
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
— if I lose m’a job cu’h of it, y’a owe me sooooo much nasty, filthy ass fuckin’.
|| asshole t’a th’a end. mostly t’a mak’ y’a laugh. m’a specialty. take y’a mind off all this bullshit. o’ at least make it mo’ bearable. || I’m kiddin’. || grinnin’ an’ pushin’ off th’a desk, I slide th’a feed —
|| asshole t’a th’a end. mostly t’a mak’ y’a laugh. m’a specialty. take y’a mind off all this bullshit. o’ at least make it mo’ bearable. || I’m kiddin’. || grinnin’ an’ pushin’ off th’a desk, I slide th’a feed —
|| cockin’ m’a head t’a th’a side, watchin’ y’a unravel was not on m’a fuckin’ list of shit t’a do today. damn sure not t’a catch th’a hell y’a wife should be catchin’ right now. ||
I’ma let y’a yellin’ at me slide cuh this some fucked up shit. Bu’h lemme tell y’a this. I’ll cut th’a feed bu’h —
I’ma let y’a yellin’ at me slide cuh this some fucked up shit. Bu’h lemme tell y’a this. I’ll cut th’a feed bu’h —
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
|| cockin’ m’a head t’a th’a side, watchin’ y’a unravel was not on m’a fuckin’ list of shit t’a do today. damn sure not t’a catch th’a hell y’a wife should be catchin’ right now. ||
I’ma let y’a yellin’ at me slide cuh this some fucked up shit. Bu’h lemme tell y’a this. I’ll cut th’a feed bu’h —
I’ma let y’a yellin’ at me slide cuh this some fucked up shit. Bu’h lemme tell y’a this. I’ll cut th’a feed bu’h —
— be surprised if she out here doin’ whatev’a knowin’ y’a don’t see what she see. Bu’h, whatev’a y’a want.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
October 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
— be surprised if she out here doin’ whatev’a knowin’ y’a don’t see what she see. Bu’h, whatev’a y’a want.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— all ‘round us right now. y’a yell f’a me t’a cut it off an’ I ai’n sho’ which y’a mean. ||
Th’a laptop o’ th’a whole system? Cu’h I can do eith’a f’a y’a. Bu’h ju’h so y’a kno’, thea’s a third option. I can line y’a device wit’ this serv’a t’a an’ y’a got access t’a wha’ she see cuh I wouldn’t —
Th’a laptop o’ th’a whole system? Cu’h I can do eith’a f’a y’a. Bu’h ju’h so y’a kno’, thea’s a third option. I can line y’a device wit’ this serv’a t’a an’ y’a got access t’a wha’ she see cuh I wouldn’t —
October 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
— all ‘round us right now. y’a yell f’a me t’a cut it off an’ I ai’n sho’ which y’a mean. ||
Th’a laptop o’ th’a whole system? Cu’h I can do eith’a f’a y’a. Bu’h ju’h so y’a kno’, thea’s a third option. I can line y’a device wit’ this serv’a t’a an’ y’a got access t’a wha’ she see cuh I wouldn’t —
Th’a laptop o’ th’a whole system? Cu’h I can do eith’a f’a y’a. Bu’h ju’h so y’a kno’, thea’s a third option. I can line y’a device wit’ this serv’a t’a an’ y’a got access t’a wha’ she see cuh I wouldn’t —
|| standin’ straight up an’ crossin’ m’a arms ov’a m’a should’a, I watch th’a pretty china shatt’a right before m’a eyes an’ e’en tho part of me thinks I should’ve expected it, I’m still a li’l surprised.
damn.
th’a urge t’a grab ha up an’ hug ha is strong bu’h I control it, knowin’ th’a eyes —
damn.
th’a urge t’a grab ha up an’ hug ha is strong bu’h I control it, knowin’ th’a eyes —
October 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
|| standin’ straight up an’ crossin’ m’a arms ov’a m’a should’a, I watch th’a pretty china shatt’a right before m’a eyes an’ e’en tho part of me thinks I should’ve expected it, I’m still a li’l surprised.
damn.
th’a urge t’a grab ha up an’ hug ha is strong bu’h I control it, knowin’ th’a eyes —
damn.
th’a urge t’a grab ha up an’ hug ha is strong bu’h I control it, knowin’ th’a eyes —
— view is th’a terrace. || Shit, she def on y’a ass.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
— view is th’a terrace. || Shit, she def on y’a ass.
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— Delusional, Drunk, & Fucked Up —
— one facin’ if y’a come out th’a door ov’a the’a an’ anoth’a facin’ if y’a come out th’a door ov’a the’a—guessin’ thas y’a closet an’ bathroom o’ somethin’? || th’a last is pointin’ atch’a entr’ance door. only place ai’n got a —
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
— one facin’ if y’a come out th’a door ov’a the’a an’ anoth’a facin’ if y’a come out th’a door ov’a the’a—guessin’ thas y’a closet an’ bathroom o’ somethin’? || th’a last is pointin’ atch’a entr’ance door. only place ai’n got a —
— camera. ||
M’a bad, Ms. Catalina. ‘Cuse me. || grabbin’ th’a bar an’ plugin’ it int’a m’a laptop, it take a quick second f’a th’a angle t’a pop on m’a screen. || C’mere… Lemme sho’ y’a. See all these angles? Thea’s a lens opposite these views. Looks ‘bout four cameras. One facin’ th’a bed, —
M’a bad, Ms. Catalina. ‘Cuse me. || grabbin’ th’a bar an’ plugin’ it int’a m’a laptop, it take a quick second f’a th’a angle t’a pop on m’a screen. || C’mere… Lemme sho’ y’a. See all these angles? Thea’s a lens opposite these views. Looks ‘bout four cameras. One facin’ th’a bed, —
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
— camera. ||
M’a bad, Ms. Catalina. ‘Cuse me. || grabbin’ th’a bar an’ plugin’ it int’a m’a laptop, it take a quick second f’a th’a angle t’a pop on m’a screen. || C’mere… Lemme sho’ y’a. See all these angles? Thea’s a lens opposite these views. Looks ‘bout four cameras. One facin’ th’a bed, —
M’a bad, Ms. Catalina. ‘Cuse me. || grabbin’ th’a bar an’ plugin’ it int’a m’a laptop, it take a quick second f’a th’a angle t’a pop on m’a screen. || C’mere… Lemme sho’ y’a. See all these angles? Thea’s a lens opposite these views. Looks ‘bout four cameras. One facin’ th’a bed, —
— would turn int’a th’a reason y’a an’ me got this cat an’ mouse chase goin’ on. ||
Y’a know what? Don’t ans’a that.
|| pushin’ off th’a desk when I see th’a blue light stop blinkin’. purposely I graze pass y’a, enough f’a y’a t’a feel me bu’h not t’a much t’a a real stir if we are on —
Y’a know what? Don’t ans’a that.
|| pushin’ off th’a desk when I see th’a blue light stop blinkin’. purposely I graze pass y’a, enough f’a y’a t’a feel me bu’h not t’a much t’a a real stir if we are on —
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
— would turn int’a th’a reason y’a an’ me got this cat an’ mouse chase goin’ on. ||
Y’a know what? Don’t ans’a that.
|| pushin’ off th’a desk when I see th’a blue light stop blinkin’. purposely I graze pass y’a, enough f’a y’a t’a feel me bu’h not t’a much t’a a real stir if we are on —
Y’a know what? Don’t ans’a that.
|| pushin’ off th’a desk when I see th’a blue light stop blinkin’. purposely I graze pass y’a, enough f’a y’a t’a feel me bu’h not t’a much t’a a real stir if we are on —
— make y’a laugh an’ stop th’a tears. it worked. she clearly wasn’t worth y’a messin’ up y’a make-up. I made y’a promise y’a would nev’a shed anoth’a tear ov’a ha. Ion know if y’a kept that promise bu’h did f’a that night cu’h we chilled togeth’a f’a most of it. I ai’n know that li’l interaction —
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
— make y’a laugh an’ stop th’a tears. it worked. she clearly wasn’t worth y’a messin’ up y’a make-up. I made y’a promise y’a would nev’a shed anoth’a tear ov’a ha. Ion know if y’a kept that promise bu’h did f’a that night cu’h we chilled togeth’a f’a most of it. I ai’n know that li’l interaction —