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maliceunchained.bsky.social
Cap'n Cupcake
@maliceunchained.bsky.social
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Professional procrastinator. Author. Geek. He/Him. Pseudo-husband. Father to a little Smidge.

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maliceunchained.bsky.social
Selling these two idiots to clear some space.
Legacy G1 Sandstorm - £25
D-16 - £15

UK only, £4 postage.
We could also agree on a price for both. DM me if interested.
Transformers Legacy Sandstorm and Fractured Friendship D-16, laying on a box.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
My timeline lined up perfectly to agree with you.
A Bluesky post from @barbosaur.bsky.social talking sardonically about a proposed 'dark and gritty' style Transformers animation reads "What if it was the 1984 series but they're ripping each other's limbs off and squishing humans to death like a REAL giant alien robot fight? We're sophisticated grown men with fresh ideas!" This is followed, as if by design, by an Effin' Birds artwork, featuring a bird of some kind on a pinkish background, next to the words in elaborate text: "Chock full of horseshit."
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Hi fellow #Transformers fans, I don't really want to sell this guy but needs must, sadly. Legacy United Leader class G1 Sandstorm, excellent condition, all accessories. Has the cool G1 head sculpt. Feels great in hand. Asking £40 or best offer, UK postage only.
Transformers Legacy United G1 Sandstorm in robot mode, looking rather awesome.
October 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
The handsome lad has arrived! James Bond he ain't, but he'll look grand in the collection! Huge thanks to charming fellow Brit @natphoenix25.bsky.social for sending him my way 😁
Transformers Windcharger figure, stood in front of a copy of the Transformers TTRPG book.
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Man, this figure is so fucking cool. Love her colours, love handling her, and her alt mode just feels so good in-hand. Just such a cool figure. #Transformers
Transformers figure Axelgrease, looking like the girlboss she is.
September 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Okay, here we go:

As a Noble and a warrior of some renown, Lady Lahmea Valacari often has to deal with people less competent than herself, and few are further beneath her than the arrogant, misogynistic playboy, Mordecai Drakhovi. Here is the culmination of him getting a richly-deserved beatdown.
An excerpt from high fantasy vampire novel, The Sanguine Dusk, by Martyn C. Miles. It reads: "I really did not think you were stupid enough to attack me, a General and commander of the army, in my home, surrounded by my troops,” she said, more astounded than angry, “and yet, here we are.” She pulled hard on Mordecai's sword arm, driving her knee into his crotch before pulling him up and shattering his nose again with a powerful headbutt. Again Mordecai tried to attack, his strike even clumsier, and this time Lahmea caught the blade, wrenched it out of his hands and snapped it over her knee. “Are you finished?” she asked, her tone bored, and Mordecai glared at her. “I...will have...my due,” he rasped, readying to tackle her. “Yes, you will.” Mordecai ran at her, throwing a punch that would have missed even if Lahmea hadn't avoided it. He threw two more at her, and the General dodged each time, catching his arm on the last swing and twisting it aside, driving two hard punches of her own directly into his face before twisting his arm around to push his face towards the ground. “Now listen to me, you worthless mongrel,” she told him, “if you are ever given the hospitality of my family ever again, you keep your filthy hands to yourself, you do not speak to me, and you definitely do not abuse our stable hands, or I will personally hunt you down, rip your manhood off and feed it to my horse. Understood?”
September 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Really need to raise some cash right now, so here's volumes 1-8 of hit American animated show RWBY. I'm asking £40 for the set or nearest offer, UK only unfortunately. These are US blu-rays but work fine on any modern console or Blu-ray player.
#RWBY #sales
The blu-ray covers of volumes 1-5, 6, 7, and 8 of hit American anime RWBY.
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Oh, now he looks *great*. Opted for the Gigascouter sticker set because I loved the teal and black. Gorgeous sticker set, and I had fun applying them. #Transformers #Toyhax
Transformers Age of the Primes Full-Tilt, with teal and black stickers applied. He looks better now. Transformers Age of the Primes Full-Tilt in car mode. The canopy now has a teal-and-black camouflage pattern, and more details are added with stickers.
September 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
This dull-looking nerd is Full-Tilt, the very pink buddy to Trypticon. I think all of us in the #Transformers community will agree he looks *really* dull without any additional paint on him...so today we're changing that. My Toyhax labels have arrived, so let's dress this douchebag up!
Transformers Age of the Primes Full-Tilt in bot mode. He is a tall slab of mostly pink and little else. Transformers Age of the Primes Full-Tilt in car mode. Gorgeous little car, still a little dull. We're going to change that.
September 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Quote with what game you're playing instead of Silksong

Helldivers 2 got me in a chokehold, and I love it.
A screen shot from Helldivers 2. It shows the player's character, standing at a window of their starship, looking out at a misty, reddish planet. A human space station is nearby, half shrouded in the mist, and there are several other ships visible. Some others are exploding and falling into the atmosphere.
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Introducing...the Dickhead Triplets! Many thanks to @plasticcraic.bsky.social for Axelgrease and Slipstream, and to @brentosaur.bsky.social for Spinister. I love these three very much. #Transformers
Three Transformers figures in a dynamic group pose. Left to right is Generations Axelgrease, Age of the Primes Spinister, and Legacy United Slipstream. They look awesome.
August 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Hey fellow #Transformers folks, got a couple of bots to sell to make more space. £5 postage, UK only I'm afraid:

Bumblebee movie Studio Series Thrust (missing a null ray) - £20

Kingdom Waspinator (complete) - £15

Will accept reasonable offers as well.
Studio Series Thrust Transformers figure Kingdom Waspinator Transformers figure
August 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Got to say, I absolutely love my new Trypticon. What a lad. What a chonker. My daughter has dubbed him 'Fat Daddy.' I am insulted on his behalf.
#Transformers
Two transformers figures squaring off. On the left is Takara Fireblast Grimlock, shield up and sword raised. On the right is Age of the Primes Trypticon, looking resplendent in his new black, teal, and pink colourscheme. They are posed as if to invoke the feeling of Saint George fighting the dragon.
August 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
I may be late to the party, but as it is my borthday I've finally been allowed to open my AotP Trypticon, and honestly...he is worth the wait. Such a giant, chonky, dino boi. My daughter has dubbed him 'Fat Daddy', so that's his new name.
Happy days #Transformers
Transformers Age of the Primes Trypticon, with Full-Tilt sitting on his head, akin to Grimlock and Wheelie in the '86 movie.
August 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Also, yeah, I went there. Not sorry. I have no respect for anyone using GenAI.
A screenshot from my work in progress novel, dubbed 'Project PGS'. The passage reads: "Eirini swore at the file she was looking through on her laptop, and doubly so at the person who had sent it to her. The author had clearly thought they could pass off AI writing as their own and expect her not to notice, but there were numerous parts of the novel that lacked any sort of voice – plus they'd left one of the prompts in the dialogue."
July 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
THE SPINNY BOI IS HERE! Many thanks to @brentosaur.bsky.social for sending him my way, I love him!
Transformers Age of the Primes Spinister in his evil coloured glory.
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Yes:
fenestrated adjective anatomy specialized uk /ˈfen.ɪ.streɪ.tɪd/ us /ˈfen.ə.streɪ.t̬ɪd/ (also fenestrate) used to describe a structure in the body of a human or other animal that has one or more holes or openings, like windows: More than half of our specimens had a fenestrated defect. The risks associated with repair of the fenestrated walls of the coronary sinus are low. These fenestrate coral colonies are very fragile and are easily broken during transport.
July 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
In their announcement video for their 2025 projects, so it was probably early january this year, or late december last year. I've included the piece they used, which they actually confirmed in their Discord to be AI.
A piece of 'art' from Mantic Games' 2025 announcements video, featuring a character with too many fingers and numerous other issues indicative of AI image generation.
June 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Don't talk to me or my virtually identical evil son ever again.
#Transformers
Transformers Legacy Deluxe-class Skullgrin figure, wielding his bladeguns, with the Power of the Primes miniature Skullgrin in front of him.
June 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
A draft Bluesky post, with the word count going over the allowed limit. It reads: It's a weird thing to be writing something, and seeing all the places you've applied what you've learned. In my new project, I've seen myself hold back on exposition in favour of putting it in the dialogue, so it's more natural, and I've dropped just enough information to pique interest instead of putting it all upfront. It's...reassuring.
June 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
THE BOI HAS ARRIVED

now to shove him in a cupboard for two months until my birthday, when I'm officially allowed to have him.
The gorgeous box art for Transformers Age of the Primes Trypticon
June 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
How about this tiny-pumpkin-in-a-pumpkin, from last Halloween?
A tiny little pumpkin, in a little pumpkin house. Someone actually carved this.
May 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Drop a movie that you flat out refuse to watch again

This fuckin' film, man. Just...wrong.
The movie poster for the absolute wrong 'un of a movie that is Splice.
May 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
Also courtesy of @spider-father.bsky.social, my very first Blokees figure! I have to say, it's kind of fun to build and looks really nice. This had better not awaken anything in me...
#Transformers
Blokees Transformers One Sentinel Prime. He looks very shiny.
April 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
maliceunchained.bsky.social
@spider-father.bsky.social the sparkly douchebag is here!
Transformers One Studio Series Sentinel Prime, in the box.
April 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM