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Cap'n Cupcake
@maliceunchained.bsky.social
Professional procrastinator. Author. Geek. He/Him. Pseudo-husband. Father to a little Smidge.

THE SANGUINE DUSK, available now at all good online retailers, and ebook formats!
Selling these two idiots to clear some space.
Legacy G1 Sandstorm - £25
D-16 - £15

UK only, £4 postage.
We could also agree on a price for both. DM me if interested.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
My timeline lined up perfectly to agree with you.
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hi fellow #Transformers fans, I don't really want to sell this guy but needs must, sadly. Legacy United Leader class G1 Sandstorm, excellent condition, all accessories. Has the cool G1 head sculpt. Feels great in hand. Asking £40 or best offer, UK postage only.
October 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The handsome lad has arrived! James Bond he ain't, but he'll look grand in the collection! Huge thanks to charming fellow Brit @natphoenix25.bsky.social for sending him my way 😁
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Man, this figure is so fucking cool. Love her colours, love handling her, and her alt mode just feels so good in-hand. Just such a cool figure. #Transformers
September 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Okay, here we go:

As a Noble and a warrior of some renown, Lady Lahmea Valacari often has to deal with people less competent than herself, and few are further beneath her than the arrogant, misogynistic playboy, Mordecai Drakhovi. Here is the culmination of him getting a richly-deserved beatdown.
September 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Really need to raise some cash right now, so here's volumes 1-8 of hit American animated show RWBY. I'm asking £40 for the set or nearest offer, UK only unfortunately. These are US blu-rays but work fine on any modern console or Blu-ray player.
#RWBY #sales
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oh, now he looks *great*. Opted for the Gigascouter sticker set because I loved the teal and black. Gorgeous sticker set, and I had fun applying them. #Transformers #Toyhax
September 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This dull-looking nerd is Full-Tilt, the very pink buddy to Trypticon. I think all of us in the #Transformers community will agree he looks *really* dull without any additional paint on him...so today we're changing that. My Toyhax labels have arrived, so let's dress this douchebag up!
September 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Quote with what game you're playing instead of Silksong

Helldivers 2 got me in a chokehold, and I love it.
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Introducing...the Dickhead Triplets! Many thanks to @plasticcraic.bsky.social for Axelgrease and Slipstream, and to @brentosaur.bsky.social for Spinister. I love these three very much. #Transformers
August 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hey fellow #Transformers folks, got a couple of bots to sell to make more space. £5 postage, UK only I'm afraid:

Bumblebee movie Studio Series Thrust (missing a null ray) - £20

Kingdom Waspinator (complete) - £15

Will accept reasonable offers as well.
August 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Got to say, I absolutely love my new Trypticon. What a lad. What a chonker. My daughter has dubbed him 'Fat Daddy.' I am insulted on his behalf.
#Transformers
August 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I may be late to the party, but as it is my borthday I've finally been allowed to open my AotP Trypticon, and honestly...he is worth the wait. Such a giant, chonky, dino boi. My daughter has dubbed him 'Fat Daddy', so that's his new name.
Happy days #Transformers
August 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Also, yeah, I went there. Not sorry. I have no respect for anyone using GenAI.
July 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
THE SPINNY BOI IS HERE! Many thanks to @brentosaur.bsky.social for sending him my way, I love him!
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yes:
July 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In their announcement video for their 2025 projects, so it was probably early january this year, or late december last year. I've included the piece they used, which they actually confirmed in their Discord to be AI.
June 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Don't talk to me or my virtually identical evil son ever again.
#Transformers
June 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
June 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
THE BOI HAS ARRIVED

now to shove him in a cupboard for two months until my birthday, when I'm officially allowed to have him.
June 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
How about this tiny-pumpkin-in-a-pumpkin, from last Halloween?
May 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Drop a movie that you flat out refuse to watch again

This fuckin' film, man. Just...wrong.
May 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Also courtesy of @spider-father.bsky.social, my very first Blokees figure! I have to say, it's kind of fun to build and looks really nice. This had better not awaken anything in me...
#Transformers
April 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
@spider-father.bsky.social the sparkly douchebag is here!
April 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM