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Malice the Macabre
@malicethemacabre.bsky.social
45 followers 36 following 340 posts
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Pronouns: They/She
The nightmarishly whimsical, foul mouthed & feral living cryptid. Queer AF, disabled medical zebra 🦓
🦇Spooky & Sweet🍭
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malicethemacabre.bsky.social
It fucking happened again. 🙃This isn't the first time OF has done this to me either. They like to demand I tag another creator in images of myself being hypermobile. I'm fucking furious. It stopped when I started adding captions of it being "just me" until today. Ableist fucking twats.
A screenshot of my VIP Only fans page showing an image featuring me nude with my own foot on my chest (image is actually only implied nudity because it's censored by the crop of the image.) it says how the post is "delisted for violating the TOS for not tagging another creator"...when there is no other creator in the image but myself. The image features the caption "like a sexy little pretzel (just me in the image as usual. I hate that I have to add this but the mods on this site are fucking stupid with my hypermobility posts)" The irony of that caption is not lost on me.
June 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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As I mentioned earlier, I made a candle today from old candle rememant and a broken mug that used to be a favorite. I'm using the candle for a bath atm and it smells so good. A combination of strawberries and cream, french vanilla, and black cherry. My first upcycled candle 🕯️
A cracked mason jar mug (with a handle and a worn black label with white writing that says "poison est 1915" with a skull and cross bones) is being held to show off a homemade pink candle with white topping that sorta looks like a cute drink. A top down view of the homemade candle with the shaved white wax on top of pink wax. A crack going from the top of the mason jar mug is visible. Malice (an enby with short brown hair, big glasses, lip piercings) is proudly smiling while holding the handle of the mason jar "poison" candle. The candle is lit.
May 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
malicethemacabre.bsky.social
Turns out you can totally pipe with mostly frozen cool whip. I made a double lemon poke cake and decorated the top with freehand coolwhip swirls using nothing but a makeshift piping bag from a ziplock and a rubberband. It started melting right at the end, so I did just the right amount with it lol
A 9x13 double lemon poke cake with golden brown edges sits inside and aluminum pan. It features bright lemon pie filling as it's icing with decorative amature whimsical swirls, dots and hearts made from partially frozen coolwhip. A piece of the double lemon poke cake mentioned in the previous picture sits inside a white bowl, a fork eagerly resting underneath it. It has cute little swirls and dots of delicious and decorative coolwhip. The rest of the cake sits in the background.
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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My family is incredible & supportive. They help me where I need it & allow me the autonomy to do things on my own when I feel I can. I was missing some usual ingredients so they were a tad drier than usual, but still delicious. I always overfull the cups for huge muffin tops, bc that's the best part
A naturally lit round white plate sits on top of a black round outdoor table. Lining the entirety of of the plate are 12 golden brown banana nut muffins in Halloween cupcake liners. They have large muffin tops, some are lopsided. They are sitting outside to cool off. The same plate of muffins from the prior image are now being held by Malice, a non binary human who's smiling proudly. They have short hair and big glasses and lip piercings. They are wearing their kitchen witch apron (described in previous post) over top of a black sweatshirt with stylish rips and rainnow dinosaures while sitting on a red outdoor couch. They are proudly showing off the banana nut muffins they made in front of cream colored siding
March 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
malicethemacabre.bsky.social
Did a lot of work today. Actually did my make-up. I did several shoots-lots of shoots featuring stuff I've made too. Scheduled smutty stuff out for over a week. I got shit done today. So, I wanna share my kitchen witch apron and I'm gonna share a mildly spicy pic with it because it's cute as fuck.
Malice, a non binary human with thick thighs and large breasts and short hair is wearing a gray witch hat, a dark red long sleeve dress, gray fingerless gloves, black and white stripped thigh highs, and a cream colored lacy kitchen witch apron with a pattern of spooky things like black cats, spiders, skulls, spiderwebs, pumpkins, crows, etc. the apron has dark red accents similar in color to the dress underneath. They are holding a black cane on the left with their right hand-it is partially obscured by their legs. They are cheekily lifting their apron and skirt with their left hand, revealing the top of their thigh highs and upper thigh skin. They are also wearing glasses with a slight tint (transitions lenses partially activated) and are standing in front of a wooden railing with a cloudy sky and a dead treeline behind them. They are smiling knowingly down at the camera.
February 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Can you guess their actual size? I haven't measured them in a year, but they keep growing. Having all natural anime titties isn't very fun tbh, but they look awesome sometimes, so I enjoy exploiting that, and making them pay rent for all the damage they do/have done to my body.
Close up of a torso with large breasts. They are wearing an orange turtleneck/ short sleeved shirt (think Velma from Scooby doo) with matching multi color leggings with a space invaders pattern. Their hands are covering their breasts, obscuring any details. The hand visible on the right of the picture has visible tattoos.
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM