@malianoke.bsky.social
Whenever I tell Jon I started my period he high fives me
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Whenever I tell Jon I started my period he high fives me
Me: " Do you think Hank Hill knows he might be autistic"
Jon.: " No. I didn't even know until you told me."
Jon.: " No. I didn't even know until you told me."
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Me: " Do you think Hank Hill knows he might be autistic"
Jon.: " No. I didn't even know until you told me."
Jon.: " No. I didn't even know until you told me."
Deadly drinking game, listen to Viagra Boys and take a shot every time Sebastian says "dog" or "sports"
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Deadly drinking game, listen to Viagra Boys and take a shot every time Sebastian says "dog" or "sports"
Bugs n stuff WIP
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bugs n stuff WIP
My tattoo artist is busy and hasn't texted me back. PLEASE BESTIE I'm hanging on by a thread over here
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My tattoo artist is busy and hasn't texted me back. PLEASE BESTIE I'm hanging on by a thread over here
This tech era is cool because you can be crying about seeing your dead parent in your dreams and the green bird from your language learning app will start threatening your life
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This tech era is cool because you can be crying about seeing your dead parent in your dreams and the green bird from your language learning app will start threatening your life
Living with (good, chill) men is so funny. Jon mentioned "bear territory" and I said "bear-itory if you will" and everyone repeated "bearitory!"
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Living with (good, chill) men is so funny. Jon mentioned "bear territory" and I said "bear-itory if you will" and everyone repeated "bearitory!"
54321 calming technique but the 1 thing you can taste is blood because your body is acting like you just ran a mile being hunted by hell hounds
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
54321 calming technique but the 1 thing you can taste is blood because your body is acting like you just ran a mile being hunted by hell hounds
*Me after 2 emergency internal ultrasounds in one day, done by a man, wherein he directed me, shaking and sweating, to put intense pressure on my inflamed, cramping, abdomen so he could see better.* 👀🤨🥱
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
*Me after 2 emergency internal ultrasounds in one day, done by a man, wherein he directed me, shaking and sweating, to put intense pressure on my inflamed, cramping, abdomen so he could see better.* 👀🤨🥱
I kind of love Sedro Woolley, I just saw a guy dressed as a mushroom walking a dog dressed as a spider, into the grocery store
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I kind of love Sedro Woolley, I just saw a guy dressed as a mushroom walking a dog dressed as a spider, into the grocery store
Do cashiers feel bad when there are two registers open and the customer chooses the other one? Is it like when a cat goes to the other person in the room first?
October 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Do cashiers feel bad when there are two registers open and the customer chooses the other one? Is it like when a cat goes to the other person in the room first?
Dying of sick and tired of myself disease
October 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dying of sick and tired of myself disease
Meat raffle at your dad's house!
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Meat raffle at your dad's house!
I've been trying to figure out why I've been so sick since I've been home but I think it's just stress and anxiety because I'm finally getting a chance to process the last month of my life
September 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I've been trying to figure out why I've been so sick since I've been home but I think it's just stress and anxiety because I'm finally getting a chance to process the last month of my life
Eat shit adn dieee
September 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Eat shit adn dieee
Someone: "I've been listening to a lot of AJR"
My brain: Andrew Jackson Rihad
My brain: Andrew Jackson Rihad
September 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Someone: "I've been listening to a lot of AJR"
My brain: Andrew Jackson Rihad
My brain: Andrew Jackson Rihad
Trying to regulate and self sooth through my anxiety but I can't because there's no rationalizing it away, I think anyone in this position would be anxious right now
September 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Trying to regulate and self sooth through my anxiety but I can't because there's no rationalizing it away, I think anyone in this position would be anxious right now
Ate a whole cauliflower crust veggie pizza from Costco, currently farting a hole through the couch, would not recommend
September 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ate a whole cauliflower crust veggie pizza from Costco, currently farting a hole through the couch, would not recommend
Seattle, I am in you and you stress me out
August 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Seattle, I am in you and you stress me out
Started when we were younger you were my 🎤LABUUBUUU 🎤
August 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Started when we were younger you were my 🎤LABUUBUUU 🎤
