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Malgorzatangle
@malgorzatangle.bsky.social
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Graphic Designer, Artist, Sewing Person, Cat Person, Baba Jaga in Training.
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Last thing you see before you die
A slightly blurry close up photo of a wide eyed Siberian cat face
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I've taken to making silly merch no one will ever buy to waste what precious little time I have.
Etsy: www.etsy.com/shop/Ambrodu...
Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/Ambro...
A black T-shirt with white text that says "dissociating" melting down the shirt. Also available as a blanket, for when you're dissociating but still want to be cozy. A navy T-shirt that says "no thoughts just vibes (it's a medical condition) in a playful, colorful font. Also available on black, and as a hoodie.
January 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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"Can I get uh... vodka Red Bull and a Windex on the rocks?"
A photo of a bottle of Windex mixed in with liquor bottles on a bar shelf
January 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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You're not old until you find a Werther's original in your pocket while at the club.
A hand holding a Werther's original hard candy with a nightclub crowd in the background
January 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Has anyone ever made less than ten servings of soup at one time? I don't think it's possible.
A big pot of duck pot pie filling but as a soup and not a pie.
January 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Well this can't be right
A screenshot of the quoted post, that quotes another post, showing my word for the year is "boffo"
January 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I was starting to panic from decision paralysis in the sparkling wine aisle, but thankfully Snoop Dogg was there to save me.
A bottle of 19 Crimes Cali Gold Snoop Dogg sparkling wine
December 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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I turn around for a second and the cat tries to eat our Christmas duck.
A fluffy Siberian cat nibbling on the leg of a raw duck that is wrapped in plastic and sitting inside a reusable grocery bag. The bag also contains a half gallon of milk and a box of pop tarts because I am extra fancy (buying a duck) but also a child (the pop tarts)
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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TFW you need to shower but your roommate is taking forever in the bathroom.
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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It's been a while since I've tasted a butterfly but I don't remember them being this sweet.
monster "papillon" flavored energy drink
December 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Message to my cat: I can't come out and feed you if you block the gate so I can't open it.
A photo of a Siberian cat holding a baby gate closed with his paw over the bottom bar of the gate.
December 10, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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Would have been nice if the people blasting jungle outside my door had held off for another hour or two. Don't they know I went to bed at 5:50 am?
A screenshot of the Fitbit app showing 3 hours 38 minutes of sleep and a sleep timeline from 5:50 am to 10:05 am
December 7, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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In case anyone needs Christmas gift ideas
A photo of a home decor catalog page showing a jar labeled "peyote". The caption under the jar states "be a good elf and fill it up before gifting."
December 3, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Facebook out here making me question if my mom is ok
A screenshot of a Facebook post with translated text that says "Hoof with squeals and onions". The post includes a photo of dumplings with pork cracklings and onions, aka Polish kopytka ze skwarkami i cebulą
December 2, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Okay yeah, I am a robot. Fine.
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Choose your fighter:
A photo of a mini black backpack that has a colorful Boston terrier dog face on it, hanging next to a backpack that looks like a ragdoll cat.
November 26, 2024 at 6:55 AM
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How many Cheetos is it ok for a cat to eat? Asking for my dumbass cat.
A photo of a box of snack sized chips, with two bags outside the box. One of the bags, Cheetos puffs, has been torn open. There is a cat paw sneaking into the bottom right corner of the photo A photo of a cat with its ears back, sniffing a bag of Cheetos that has been torn open
November 25, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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This was hilarious and insightful! I loved it, thank you 🩷
A blue constellation chart with the text "your design constellation is Abloh's Recens" indicating a design style that is playful, trendy, rule breaking, and slightly maximalist
November 24, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Oh come on, how am I supposed to know there isn't bourbon barrel aged maple syrup in these barrels??
Photo of a computer screen showing a captcha with the text "please click on the food that tastes sweet" on top, and a grid of 9 images featuring: an ice cream cone, a wine barrel, another barrel, a garlic bulb, broccoli, an ice cream cone, ice cream, ice cream again, and a stout barrel
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Sorry everyone who thought I was human. According to this I'm actually a bot.
a screenshot of an image captcha, showing a turtle with a chocolate chip cookie at the top with the text "click the images with the object you see in the example image", and a grid of 9 images below. The nine images are: green cat cookie, white rabbit on a city street, rabbit, rabbit again, three more cat cookies, and two more rabbits on the street.
November 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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These are the biggest bagel chips I've ever seen (regular bagel chip for scale)
Three bagel chips on a black plastic lid. Two chips are about two inches across, while one is one inch
November 24, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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No one stopped me and now I have this cat backpack. Puffcat is indifferent.
A photo of a person's arm holding up a realistic plush backpack that looks like a ragdoll cat A photo of the ragdoll cat backpack sitting on a grey couch next to a real cat that looks very similar
November 23, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Dear friends, why are we not getting pie together right now?
A signboard out on the sidewalk, with the text "I get (picture of a pie) with a little help from my friends"
November 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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This is obviously a scheme to make people show you their cute cats and I'm going to fall for it anyway.
A photo of a Siberian cat with it's eyes closed and the tiniest bit of tongue sticking out
November 22, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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Update: I managed to log in but now I think the cat might be too obsessed with his weight
A screenshot showing multiple weight measurements, ranging from 13.3 to 13.7 lb, with 6 of them being taken on the same day, Saturday Nov 9.
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM