This is just Twitter with Testosterone blockers

No. You have to vote for our party's pile of shit because we're afraid of the hypothetical things that the other party's pile of shit might do.

Sure, we could have come up with someone slightly less shitty, but at the end of the day, you're going to wind up with shit.
So, VOTE Blue Shit '24!

Allies:<pats U.S. on the head> "That's nice, dear. You just keep using your unnecessarily large military budget to cover our defense costs so we can continue to give our citizens free health care."

No, I think I'll stay.

But that's the best part of leaving

I came here looking for signs of intelligent life online.
If I don't find any soon, I might have to go back to Reddit.

The vast majority of people who vote for third-party candidates would not vote at all if the choice was just between Dem. & Rep.

Nobody is spoiling, sabotaging, or stealing anything from your precious duopoly.

De Niro has absolutely no range. All of his characters are the same fucking guy.
At least Jim Caviezel can make people confuse him with Christian Bale sometimes.

Everyone knows that the weeds turn men into crazed sex fiends.
Haven't you seen 'Reefer Madness'?

Both of these things are a distraction to The Tao.

Having to take the mask off to sneeze in public was fun

It's a lot easier to just not give a fuck about him

Hey, thanks!

These "Michelle Obama is a man" jokes are starting to get old

Always Craving American Bacon

I've been wiping my ass for years, and I'm still normal

I think covid killed a lot of the older people who were slowing everyone else down by driving 10 mph below the speed limit

It's weird how some people don't want to let go of it.