Simone Maletto
@malexus.bsky.social
Gay man failing at math(s) (and other stuff)
Today I really decided to go teach in an outfit che urla "yes I am a gay man who listens to caroline poloacheck obsessively"
March 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Today I really decided to go teach in an outfit che urla "yes I am a gay man who listens to caroline poloacheck obsessively"
Bad magic ideas kept me up at night and I was late to teach class. (Cos I didn't aim to be their 30 mins before for once and the traffic decided to fjck me over)
March 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bad magic ideas kept me up at night and I was late to teach class. (Cos I didn't aim to be their 30 mins before for once and the traffic decided to fjck me over)
My enemy, who writes like shit is better than my enemy, who doesn't give precise references today.
March 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My enemy, who writes like shit is better than my enemy, who doesn't give precise references today.
Have a date tn so I decided to minmax my stats à la disco elysium
March 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Have a date tn so I decided to minmax my stats à la disco elysium
People liked my little talk today where I was fearing I would just sound like a rambling baboon, so that's v nice
February 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
People liked my little talk today where I was fearing I would just sound like a rambling baboon, so that's v nice
Ppl locally asked me for titan coaching and I fully reacted like Tony Tony chopper receiving a compliment
February 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ppl locally asked me for titan coaching and I fully reacted like Tony Tony chopper receiving a compliment
I was away for months and now emerge extremely selesnyasanctuarypilled
February 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I was away for months and now emerge extremely selesnyasanctuarypilled
Urza's cave is the greatest gift
January 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Urza's cave is the greatest gift
Have big ass rcq tmrw and I am not playing wolfrun pray for meee
January 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Have big ass rcq tmrw and I am not playing wolfrun pray for meee
Mandatory list of albums I have really liked this year cos y not. Disclaimer idk why I have still to listen to a bunch of hard rock releases cos I needed some more pop vibes to get me through this fall.
December 31, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Mandatory list of albums I have really liked this year cos y not. Disclaimer idk why I have still to listen to a bunch of hard rock releases cos I needed some more pop vibes to get me through this fall.
Should I go to Pisa and lose and RCQ in my home continent for the first time?
December 30, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Should I go to Pisa and lose and RCQ in my home continent for the first time?
It's two days that my family says that my brother dresses better (not that they like how he dresses more, better) than me and my gay ass is not gonna let that fly
December 29, 2024 at 9:24 AM
It's two days that my family says that my brother dresses better (not that they like how he dresses more, better) than me and my gay ass is not gonna let that fly
It's not even 10 am and I have to explain mirrorpool loops to people
December 27, 2024 at 9:53 AM
It's not even 10 am and I have to explain mirrorpool loops to people
I have been skipping Xmas in italy for too long, I am not used to this anymore. Send help.
December 25, 2024 at 1:04 PM
I have been skipping Xmas in italy for too long, I am not used to this anymore. Send help.
Airport smoking ranking updated:
US,CA,UK: disqualified
Milan Linate
Milan Malpensa
Paris CDG
Frankfurt
Barcelona 🏆
US,CA,UK: disqualified
Milan Linate
Milan Malpensa
Paris CDG
Frankfurt
Barcelona 🏆
December 23, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Airport smoking ranking updated:
US,CA,UK: disqualified
Milan Linate
Milan Malpensa
Paris CDG
Frankfurt
Barcelona 🏆
US,CA,UK: disqualified
Milan Linate
Milan Malpensa
Paris CDG
Frankfurt
Barcelona 🏆
I had to grade an optimization question that used Lagrange multipliers, send help
December 19, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I had to grade an optimization question that used Lagrange multipliers, send help
The day of the biggest fall term exam is here. And of course I have to invigilate it😭😭
December 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
The day of the biggest fall term exam is here. And of course I have to invigilate it😭😭
Guess a bitch needs to buy a number of gsz-s.
December 17, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Guess a bitch needs to buy a number of gsz-s.
Titan loses a piece, titan regains a piece. The cabal cannot be stopped.
December 16, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Titan loses a piece, titan regains a piece. The cabal cannot be stopped.
Reminder to not look at unbans b4 taking meds next time
December 16, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Reminder to not look at unbans b4 taking meds next time
Writing till 3am on a sat night is not a vibe
December 15, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Writing till 3am on a sat night is not a vibe
Have to bring modern decks to Italy for 1 month and this ban announcement gonna make it hard to decide what
December 14, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Have to bring modern decks to Italy for 1 month and this ban announcement gonna make it hard to decide what
Invigilation is the worst teaching assistant duty by a fucking mile
December 11, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Invigilation is the worst teaching assistant duty by a fucking mile
Brought a friend to Canlander yesterday and my boy is hooked
December 10, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Brought a friend to Canlander yesterday and my boy is hooked
Selfie & Song of the day.
Listening to Otha and writing Ohta's formulae.
Listening to Otha and writing Ohta's formulae.
December 6, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Selfie & Song of the day.
Listening to Otha and writing Ohta's formulae.
Listening to Otha and writing Ohta's formulae.