Imagine roleplay cruising with Sebastian Stan. Having shaved his hair off for his latest film, you find that it makes him look like the DILF trade that uses hookup apps & so you concoct a classic gay pastime: Fucking in the deep woods. Seb adds to it by growling in your ear as he takes you roughly.

Imagine getting to ride Harrison Ford. Working with the veteran actor was such a massive deal for you, the man was your acting idol & your first celebrity crush so you were utterly delighted to get to play his lover & then it went to another level when Harrison said he wanted to method act with you.

Imagine helping OTM relax after an intense training session. With their focus on the tag titles, Lucian Price & Bronco Nima have been strengthening their muscles, but they’ve worked some a bit too hard & now they have a big problem that only you can solve by getting on your knees & sucking them off.

Such a shame this song wasn’t around when Glee was on, this would have been a perfect solo for Mr. Schue, complete with a demonstration of how he obeys the power of penis.

Last up is this scene: Imagine being in Alcide’s pack, running with him on a full moon night. Fuelled by your werewolf instincts, the moon energy & your devotion to the packmaster, you’re soon all over each other. After sucking him off, he’ll pin you down & ravage you in the middle of the woods

Next up is this scene: Imagine being claimed by a ravenous Alcide, whose held back for too long & needs to be inside you. He’ll slam you against the nearest surface & go to town, your walls taking the shape of his dick as he hungrily growls in your ear, making you feel like you’re in heaven.

First is this scene: Imagine waking up to Alcide every morning & getting to take care of his morning wood. You can tell by the way he swirls his hips that he has an incredible stroke game & has no problem surrendering control so you both can cum. After that, he’ll join you for a cool shower.

For my first official post on BlueSky, I’d like to highlight the impeccable male physique of humanity’s closest answer to Adonis: Joe Manganiello. I’ve compiled a video of several sex scenes he has on True Blood as the handsome werewolf Alcide Herveaux.