I am so excited that we are bringing banana, coffee and vanilla production back to the US of A. Oh and whatever those penguins are making. I’m sure we have American laborers that know how to make penguin poop and penguin babies.

Forget Rosy the Riveter! We will have Patty the Penguin Popper!

So I finally took one of those BDSM tests.

100% Masochist
96% Submissive
93% Degradee
85% Rope bunny
85% Experimentalist
81% Slave
77% Non-monogamist
51% Primal (Prey)
44% Brat
39% Voyeur
38% Exhibitionist
29% Pet

I would say it is pretty accurate. If you know me, what do you think?

So, I've been "in the scene" for 30 years. I've wanted to post about some of my experiences being a sub/slave/bottom/abuse victim; however, there are so many accounts following me that I perceive to be fake, that I am hesitant to open myself up.

It’s nice to see fake Domme accounts popping up following me. NOT.