Mal
@maldrogo.bsky.social
Former Camp Fire Boys & Girls candy box model. Current bodice ripper connoisseur. I have been described as “fun but trashy.”
Hot take: The First Taste should have been a single.
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Hot take: The First Taste should have been a single.
He's an engineer. I think he's allergic to "whimsey."
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He's an engineer. I think he's allergic to "whimsey."
I’ve been fighting the good fight for YEARS.
He loved my E class sedan but he told me recently he would rather drive my super shitty MDX than me get an E class wagon.
He loved my E class sedan but he told me recently he would rather drive my super shitty MDX than me get an E class wagon.
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’ve been fighting the good fight for YEARS.
He loved my E class sedan but he told me recently he would rather drive my super shitty MDX than me get an E class wagon.
He loved my E class sedan but he told me recently he would rather drive my super shitty MDX than me get an E class wagon.
This is a good mindset. I’ve never lost my dog’s affections so quickly as when I brought a new puppy home.
It’s been 3 months since we brought Cooper home and Zoe still hasn’t returned to her lifelong morning routine of pawing me awake at 4:30 AM and demanding cuddles.
It’s been 3 months since we brought Cooper home and Zoe still hasn’t returned to her lifelong morning routine of pawing me awake at 4:30 AM and demanding cuddles.
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is a good mindset. I’ve never lost my dog’s affections so quickly as when I brought a new puppy home.
It’s been 3 months since we brought Cooper home and Zoe still hasn’t returned to her lifelong morning routine of pawing me awake at 4:30 AM and demanding cuddles.
It’s been 3 months since we brought Cooper home and Zoe still hasn’t returned to her lifelong morning routine of pawing me awake at 4:30 AM and demanding cuddles.
That's fair.
But also, you know Ed would really love it if you wore socks with those new shoes.
But also, you know Ed would really love it if you wore socks with those new shoes.
October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That's fair.
But also, you know Ed would really love it if you wore socks with those new shoes.
But also, you know Ed would really love it if you wore socks with those new shoes.
I am so excited for pictures of @yesido84.bsky.social.
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I am so excited for pictures of @yesido84.bsky.social.
No, but only because it probably has too much flavor his his British palate.
I always forget that he wasn't raised quite as posh as he sounds until I see an old karting video of him with that thick, Norfolk accent.
I always forget that he wasn't raised quite as posh as he sounds until I see an old karting video of him with that thick, Norfolk accent.
October 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
No, but only because it probably has too much flavor his his British palate.
I always forget that he wasn't raised quite as posh as he sounds until I see an old karting video of him with that thick, Norfolk accent.
I always forget that he wasn't raised quite as posh as he sounds until I see an old karting video of him with that thick, Norfolk accent.
Being able to say “it was a gift from my ex-wife’s new boyfriend” is gonna be great.
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Being able to say “it was a gift from my ex-wife’s new boyfriend” is gonna be great.
Oh good. So it was who you thought/wanted it to be?
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh good. So it was who you thought/wanted it to be?
What a weird fucking question.
Also, your relationship choices being fodder for internet judgement was not on my 2025 bingo card.
Also, your relationship choices being fodder for internet judgement was not on my 2025 bingo card.
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What a weird fucking question.
Also, your relationship choices being fodder for internet judgement was not on my 2025 bingo card.
Also, your relationship choices being fodder for internet judgement was not on my 2025 bingo card.
I don’t think you understand how much he just loves waffles.
October 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don’t think you understand how much he just loves waffles.
I just asked him again about his opposition level to a pond and/or garden train with tunnels.
“I cannot even begin to fully express how opposed to this I am.”
“I cannot even begin to fully express how opposed to this I am.”
September 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I just asked him again about his opposition level to a pond and/or garden train with tunnels.
“I cannot even begin to fully express how opposed to this I am.”
“I cannot even begin to fully express how opposed to this I am.”
Scott would be more than happy to explain to you that when I say “I want,” or “my plan is,” I’m conveniently leaving out the qualifier explaining that Scott will be the one to actually make whatever it is I’m talking about.
I just stand around and provide direction and moral support.
I just stand around and provide direction and moral support.
September 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Scott would be more than happy to explain to you that when I say “I want,” or “my plan is,” I’m conveniently leaving out the qualifier explaining that Scott will be the one to actually make whatever it is I’m talking about.
I just stand around and provide direction and moral support.
I just stand around and provide direction and moral support.
(I would like both an underwater tunnel and an overwater bridge)
September 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
(I would like both an underwater tunnel and an overwater bridge)
So, the garden railroad plans are currently hampered by Scott’s unwillingness to allow me to build a koi pond.
Apparently, seeing how much work my grandmother has begrudgingly put into hers for the past 20 years has been a turn off.
Apparently, seeing how much work my grandmother has begrudgingly put into hers for the past 20 years has been a turn off.
September 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So, the garden railroad plans are currently hampered by Scott’s unwillingness to allow me to build a koi pond.
Apparently, seeing how much work my grandmother has begrudgingly put into hers for the past 20 years has been a turn off.
Apparently, seeing how much work my grandmother has begrudgingly put into hers for the past 20 years has been a turn off.
Oh, honey! Ken hasn’t invited you to his German language garden railroad Facebook groups yet!?!?!
September 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh, honey! Ken hasn’t invited you to his German language garden railroad Facebook groups yet!?!?!
This is why we’re friends.
September 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is why we’re friends.
My dream trip currently is to fly to London, stay a day or two, take the Eurostar to Paris, stay a day or two, take the Orient Express from Paris to Venice, then stay at the JW Marriott in Venice for a few days.
Then figure out how to get home after spending all my money.
Then figure out how to get home after spending all my money.
September 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My dream trip currently is to fly to London, stay a day or two, take the Eurostar to Paris, stay a day or two, take the Orient Express from Paris to Venice, then stay at the JW Marriott in Venice for a few days.
Then figure out how to get home after spending all my money.
Then figure out how to get home after spending all my money.
Does this mean we need to plan a group trip on the Belmond Orient Express?
I keep trying to convince Scott that £6000 for a one night trip is totally worth it.
I keep trying to convince Scott that £6000 for a one night trip is totally worth it.
September 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Does this mean we need to plan a group trip on the Belmond Orient Express?
I keep trying to convince Scott that £6000 for a one night trip is totally worth it.
I keep trying to convince Scott that £6000 for a one night trip is totally worth it.
These people are so fucking weird.
Also, if you're going to be an offensive shithead, at least be funny when you do it.
Also, if you're going to be an offensive shithead, at least be funny when you do it.
September 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
These people are so fucking weird.
Also, if you're going to be an offensive shithead, at least be funny when you do it.
Also, if you're going to be an offensive shithead, at least be funny when you do it.
Lololol.
I can’t believe you’re acting like I’m actually offended.
I can’t believe you’re acting like I’m actually offended.
September 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Lololol.
I can’t believe you’re acting like I’m actually offended.
I can’t believe you’re acting like I’m actually offended.