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malviathan ✨👻
@malcchiato.bsky.social
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she/her 💕noted young bucks trash. tired elder emo. empty headed oui’d friend. beader of @kandifabe.bsky.social ✨🤼‍♂️ kandifabe.bigcartel.com
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you know how to ball… #TSTTPD #TaylorSwift
an illustration of a bust of Aristotle, a high school football, and a hanging varsity jacket; the jacket has a black body and yellow sleeves, with yellow stripes around the waist, wrists, and collar. The back of the jacket reads “SO HIGH SCHOOL”The background is a pale blue. an illustration of a bust of Aristotle, a high school football, and a hanging varsity jacket; the jacket has a black body and yellow sleeves, with yellow stripes around the waist, wrists, and collar. The back of the jacket reads “SO HIGH SCHOOL”The background is a pale purple. an illustration of a bust of Aristotle, a high school football, and a hanging varsity jacket; the jacket has a black body and yellow sleeves, with yellow stripes around the waist, wrists, and collar. The back of the jacket reads “SO HIGH SCHOOL”The background is a pale green. an illustration of a bust of Aristotle, a high school football, and a hanging varsity jacket; the jacket has a black body and yellow sleeves, with yellow stripes around the waist, wrists, and collar. The back of the jacket reads “SO HIGH SCHOOL”The background is a pale red.
May 12, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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got some decent news, started my new meds, baked a cake, salvaged dinner, introduced my roommate to ink master, taught heather about mary cosby, and successfully taught the cats to eat from their own bowls. now er and peppermint tea.
A mug in the shape of the poison apple from Snow White; the apple is black and the poison drip is rainbow chrome. The background is an out of focus bedroom with a tv mounted on the wall (playing an episode of ER)
November 4, 2023 at 4:58 AM
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today’s kitchen adventures: my second attempt at crumpets— much better this time, a little too thin and added too much sugar. also the tiktok chicken cobbler, which is delicious!
a clear rectangle baking dish filled with “chicken cobbler”: a chicken pot pie dish where red lobster cheddar bay biscuit mix is poured over shredded chicken and vegetables. a crumpet sitting on a black wire rack. there’s a transparent black line across the image under the crumpet with white text that says “Crumpets: take two!”
October 21, 2023 at 3:24 AM
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our downstairs AC is on the fritz and i think lord bean just wants a cool place to hang out, his sunbeam in the front room is just too warm today. so he’ll lay on the couch with some fans. (the upstairs unit still works and he can hide in a cool lair whenever he needs to!)
A black and white tuxedo cat sits in a loaf position, but his back half is cropped out of the frame. He’s on a grey couch.
October 16, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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wanted something different and i like making gravy, plus aldi has the curds, so i made poutine for dinner! 🤤
A white pasta bowl on a beige counter filled with white cheese curds, french fries, and brown gravy.
October 16, 2023 at 1:27 AM
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just spending my morning fawning over new droids. they’re so cute it hurts.
A screencap of Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn-99. In the original image, she is holding a golden retriever puppy, but there is a photo of a green ducklike droid from Disneyland photoshopped over the puppy. The close captioning has been altered to read “I’ve only had GREENIE for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
October 14, 2023 at 7:28 PM
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put pants on to get a sticker. the coffee was honestly just a bonus.
A photo of an extended right arm holding a sticker of an illustrated black cat wearing an orange beanie. The cat is hissing with its paw on the lid of a cream colored paper coffee cup that has a black Dutch Bros logo (the silhouette of a windmill) on it. Behind the sticker is a Dutch Bros poster and blue-grey brick wall.
October 4, 2023 at 7:59 PM
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my birb is traveling through tokyo right now. felt like the best place to go first, considering her namesake 🌸
A screenshot of a widget for the app Finch. The widget reads “Hana wants to chat!” in bold white san serif at the top, against a light blue sky. The background is a simple illustration of a Tokyo street with the Tokyo tower in view. A yellow cab drives out of frame to the left. A pink bird in a pink sprinkle & rainbow sweater waves hello. She has a candy necklace, pink boots, a yellow bow on her head, and is holding a small purple plush bird. To her left is a small brown and beige owl wearing brown and yellow goggles and a brown top hat. There is a white button that says “Chat” in black bold letters beneath the pink bird.
October 3, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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after yesterday, i took the time to set up my space. it feels better in here already.
A picture of a triangular wooden shelf hung on a wall; it’s dark wood with a trapezoidal drawer in the middle. The phases of the moon are painted on the drawer. A few knickknacks are visible on the shelf: a small statuette of Aphrodite, a scallop dish, a piece of selenite, a navy container. Below the shelf is a horizontal bookcase with a salt lamp, a ceramic white pig with metal wings, an empty wine bottle, and a large blue book sit on top. There’s a pink, white, and grey afghan and small dog squishmallow on the back of the grey couch next to the bookshelf.
October 1, 2023 at 4:58 PM
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malfurion wants to show you the beans.
a long haired tuxedo cat (malfurion) lays on a grey couch with his front paw under his cheek and his back leg positioned in a way that shows his toe beans to the camera. his beans are primarily pink but 1/3 of the central pad is black. there’s also SO. MUCH. FLUFF. between his toes.
September 29, 2023 at 12:06 AM
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there were some words in my head, i wrote them down.
A Notes App screenshot titled TBR. It reads: your chapter ending brings me great pain but a story ending does not mean it wasn’t good. there are piles of books waiting to be read.
September 28, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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these are the sort of memes that @salv0r.bsky.social makes to say he loves me 🤼‍♂️
3 panel meme: the top two panels are screenshots from Gossip Girl with Blair Waldorf saying “7 Words 30 Letters” on top and “Say It And I’m Yours” The bottom panel is a screenshot from X/Twitter from Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com reading “Matt Riddle has been released by WWE” posted on 22 Sep 23 at 4:30 PM
September 23, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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the only photos i have from hoodslam tonight are shots of heidi that make her look like she’s doing her best big foot impression. that is to say, they’re blurry and unfocused 🥹 but we had a blast. (also proof that @salv0r.bsky.social exists)
September 18, 2023 at 5:18 AM
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ready for hoodslam
September 18, 2023 at 12:21 AM
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made a bunch of bracelets today, tried a new crockpot recipe that i didn’t really vibe with, and now i am becoming one with the couch while watching raw 💕
September 12, 2023 at 3:50 AM
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coming this week: @kandifabe.bsky.social 🤼‍♂️
a white background with pink and gold four point stars surrounding the word “kandifabe” in pink retro font. the url kandifabe.bigcartel.com sits under the name in pink sans serif font.
September 10, 2023 at 9:25 PM
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Say what you will about Izzy, Felicia, Cirie and Bowie, but the joy they just brought this man (after Mr. B startled him by turning on the lights in the comic room while he was still sleeping) on the morning of his birthday is adorable. #BB25
Big Brother 25 contestant, Red, sitting in bed wearing a tiny red party hat with a gold pompom. He has a toothy smile and is wearing aviator sunglasses. It’s his birthday!
September 5, 2023 at 3:44 PM
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malfurion has been extra cuddly in the morning lately. it makes me so happy.
malfurion, a long haired tuxedo cat with white facial markings and a black nose, lounging with his eyes closed on a pink blanket.
August 16, 2023 at 4:18 AM
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they’re so beautiful
August 16, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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today’s crockpot experiment is chicken tinga. fingers crossed.
August 10, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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been trying to cook more. tossed marinated boneless chicken legs in the crockpot for 8 eight hours. made rice and beans and steamed broccoli to go with.
a white bowl with steamed broccoli, black beans and rice, and shredded chicken.
August 7, 2023 at 1:07 AM
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I have been using Finch for about two weeks now and love tending to my lil birb while also like, remembering to drink water and send hugs to my friends.

Use my invite code 7Y3PDSQE8E once you get the app. (We both get a cute lil micropet!)

https://app.befinch.com/invite/cWVV
August 1, 2023 at 5:19 PM
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he’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
A young long haired tuxedo cat laying on a grey carpet with his front paws crossed, looking like a business man.
August 1, 2023 at 3:47 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
A sleepy Muffin, a toddler aged illustrated grey heeler dog, looking into the camera as realistic firefighters tend to a burning house in the background.
July 29, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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PINK CROC PINK CROC PINK CROC
July 1, 2023 at 4:39 PM