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n sabia q Halloween era p ir com fantasia de carnaval
October 27, 2024 at 5:42 AM
q isso mn, eu tenho uns sonhos loucos
October 6, 2024 at 1:57 PM
ai, fala serio.
as vezes eu preferia enfiar uma faca nos meus olhos ao invés de ter que ler certas coisas.
September 30, 2024 at 2:54 AM
ai, sério. que saudade de maratonar Bridgerton 🙏🏼
September 29, 2024 at 6:55 AM
que desapegou vou ter que aprender?
oq é q mar vou precisar passar?
quem mais vou precisar esquecer?
September 29, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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ALÔ TORCIDA DO MENGÃO SEJA SINCERA:

CÊ DANÇA ASSIM COMIGO??????????????? VEM DE LADINHO QUE EU TE ENSINO...........................

BAILE GATITO BAILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
September 27, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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Em breve nos status
September 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
ficou acordada ate tarde secando o mengawn? 🤐🥴🥱🥵

fiquei piranha 👹🖕🏼
o flamengo tomou no cu 👌🏼👌🏼
se fodeu🖕🏼👺👹🤪
September 27, 2024 at 12:13 AM
eminem, 50cent e dr dre formam a santa trindade.
September 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
to cansada dessa porra toda
September 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
cabelinho e tetinho amassaram demais nessa nova 🙏🏼
September 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
to doida pela minha casa
September 23, 2024 at 4:38 PM
só apareço feliz aqui p falar do vasco
September 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM
enlouqueci de vez
September 17, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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minha vida é igual UNO quando tô resolvendo um problema, chega +4
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September 15, 2024 at 5:53 PM
acho q pedir UMA noite de sono é demais, n é possível
September 16, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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O mundo agora que chegou minha vez de viver:
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September 15, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Fofoca
Fofoca com nomes
Fofoca com print
Fofoca com print, vídeos, nomes e tudo mais
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September 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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VAAAAAAAAASCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAAAA GAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
September 12, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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o mundo antes de 2020
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September 12, 2024 at 1:49 AM
VAI TOMAR NO CU ATHLETICO PARANAENSE, VAI SE FUDER CARALHO 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
September 12, 2024 at 2:57 AM
EU TE AMO PRA CARALHO VEGETTI, PUTA Q PARIU
September 12, 2024 at 2:56 AM
O VASCO TA NA SEMIFINAL PORRAAAAAAAA, VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUU CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VAMBORAAAAAAAAAAA
September 12, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Acordei virada no Jiraya, pqp! 💅🏽
September 9, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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Morreu? morreu. Mas primeiro chamou o Freddy de bich4 e disse que ele tinha o p4u pequeno 🗣
September 7, 2024 at 4:08 PM