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M. Alasdair
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also it just looks good
this is on medium settings!!! saints row 2022 wingsuiting at night screencap. the city glows and the milky way is visible. lighting is pretty
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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saints row 2022 seems mostly fine but this is as big as they get i'm afraid
saints row 2022 reboot screencap featuring way smaller max boobs than previous games
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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brasseye paedogeddon "paedoph isles" screencap
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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i do, in fact, like Boob
sr3remaster screencap of same char from the front
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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obsessed with the back fat in the saints row 3 remaster
saints row 3 remaster screencap where a mostly-nude player character's back fat is lovingly shaded and rendered
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The Locust God. also bonus one card infinite combo with them
the locust god // 4UR // Legendary Creature - God // flying // whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red insect creature token with flying and haste // 2UR: draw a card, then discard a card // when the locust god dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step // 4/4 sage of the falls // 4U // creature - merfolk wizard // whenever sage of the falls or another non-human creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. if you do, discard a card. // ask a merfolk even a simple question and the answer is a journey far beyond the known. // 2/5
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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also if anybody has any fuckin clue who made these or where they came from ill kiss you
a humanoid in a normal if somewhat antiquated house sits at a table. its head is a pyramid with a single eye, it is wearing a star trek-esque zip-up tunic, and it has a badge on its right breast with stripes of yellow, cyan, and magenta. upon the table is a glass of liquid, a napkin with a fork atop it, and a placemat containing half of a bisected sphere; the inner surface of the sphere reveals concentric rings of these same colors, emanating from the center in the same order. the humanoid looks extremely pressed and/or concerned. its hands are clasped in front of it. newspaper comic strip type art showing a tow-headed youth speaking to a brunette man in dressy-casual clothing. the child says "Chance to hit 85%". the man says "I don't like those odds!" and appears sweaty and concerned. the next three panels show him bolting, jumping through a window, and running away. the final panel shows him afar in the distance atop a hill, and says "Overwatch". it is a joke about x-com. an sd bratty anthropomorphic cat with blue-yellow heterochromia flips off the viewer. the text "EAT A DINK FUCKO!" appears above them
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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still really, really want source / more info on this one, had a convo with my ex about it once
"what's so fascinating about this image"
"where did it get the pizza? how is the pizza holding together? why is nobody reacting? why is the road like that? how d--"
"okay stop"
yellow dog carrying an entire pizza in its mouth crosses a cobblestone street in front of an oncoming car while pedestrians walk on the shoulder without noticing
October 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"urban" :o)
picture of death grips's exmilitary playing on a car radio where it has pulled an "urban" genre tag featuring two smiling light-skinned Black women
September 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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bringing it out for 2025
yui ikari subtitled "I'm so pumped for Autumn I'm gonna fill my ass with leaves"
September 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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80 levels into the stupidest skyrim run of all time
skyrim screenshot at level 81 with pickpocket at 100 with 10 legendary ranks, speech at 100+25 with a legendary rank, and alchemy at 100
September 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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hannibal will graham "How do you see me?" hannibal hannibal "The mongoose I want under the house when the snakes slither by." hannibal will graham sits back while hannibal sits forward at the breakfast table hannibal hannibal gesturing to the food "Finish your breakfast."
September 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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spyxfamily meme i wanna sleep with my laoganma tonight
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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page 10 of the comic QA Confidential from Leisuretown, featuring games such as MATH RAIDER: DIVISION SQUAD, SHIT KEEPS FALLING, WHAT THE FUCK, F*A*G*S, PUNCHY & KICKY, SQUIRT FORCE, YAWN, ASSIGNMENT LINCOLN, and ASIAN TAXI DRIVER
September 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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(bruno mars voice) girl senshi hallelujah (wooo)
dungeon meshi genderswap art by tmr0621
August 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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nathan explosion voice THUNDERHORSE
Thundermare 5R Summon Thundermare Weatherlight Thundermare is unaffected by summoning sickness. When Thundermare comes into play, tap all other creatures. italics Its hooves strike lightning and the thunder follows quickly after. Illus. Bob Eggleton (C)1997 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. All rights reserved. 5/5
August 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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dark souls 1 font ILL WISHED
August 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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could genuinely become obsessed with this show
jack mcbrayer looks on with a smile as gavin rossdale pours mountain dew from a can into flutey shot glasses gavin rossdale and the iconic selma blair sit at a table looking like royalty as they eat what i imagine to be some kind of dessert
August 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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damage 873 turns 16
August 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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godzilla shinned dark souls font
August 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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library visitor
a fuckin seagull eating an entire 2l of chapman's frogurt that's slowly melting out of its tub on the sidewalk one beakscoop at a time
August 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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me and the bf
the skeeter in front of a shin godzilla poster
August 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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finally started Lorn's Lure and it's so satisfying. sort of a blend of Celeste with Montezuma's Return and Thief, as deranged as that sounds; an exploration-based first-person platformer set among the ruins of ancient brutalist megastructures. try the demo store.steampowered.com/app/1417930/...
lorn's lure screenshot. a pipe extends into the distance surrounded by rotting concrete. the words THE WALL hover in midair lorn's lure screenshot, staring down into a nightmare morass of concrete, pipes, and steel lorn's lure screenshot, holding climbing picks and staring down a wall with large pipes jutting out of a sloped surface lorn's lure screenshot, staring at far-distant lights illuminating enormous pipes with wires hanging off of them
August 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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no its not
a gas station ice box reading "ICE IS FOOD!"
August 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM