You're dead to me.
malarkeymarc.bsky.social
You're dead to me.
@malarkeymarc.bsky.social
Oh god, now what?
Hah, just look at the regionally used names for woodlice in the UK. Policing common names is wrong and pointless!
October 2, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Bought this beauty on a whim today - £11.99 rude not to, but never kept one before, any care tips out there?
September 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
#shitphotography
Took some great photos last night of the Perseid meteor shower. Unfortunately couldn't capture the aurora at the same time but quite pleased with the results tbh.
Xiaomi note 12 pro with Sony IMX766 sensor if that helps.
Starry sky night mode on.
August 13, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Not sure the wording has been proofed here...
July 14, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Why does my daughter's battered cod look like an absolutely furious roast parsnip?
June 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Hmmm...
June 8, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Yes, I had to read it and check which one.
June 3, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Probably best not.
May 31, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Dear lord, if Max Headroom had been an estate agent instead of a journalist...
May 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
May 20, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I have questions. As do the moths.
May 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Aurora near Gatwick!💙
May 10, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Sunny day, sunny lunch!☺️
May 8, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Art innit.
May 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Bloody love these things, so perfect!
May 5, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Yahoo, not exactly David Attenborough are you?
May 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Storm's a'comin...(Near Gatwick, UK
May 1, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Thanks eBay seller, looking forward to reviewing this one 🤣🤣🤣
April 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Bloody wonderful, and bloody weird, every year 🥰
P.s. I do think sprouting Hostas were invented by an early Star Trek set designer.
April 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
It's that special night again 🥰
April 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Ok, so this is a stolen photo of a Star Trek cosplayer from the 1960s. How come Jonathan Gullis (in his lounge wear) is clearly in the background?
April 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Fabulous that this chap, the Cenobite Chatterer from Hellraiser, is the Green candidate for the Croydon by-election 🙂
April 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Post a photo of you in a hat
March 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
March 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Dammit, my beautiful deroplatys dessicata has her final moult but has a damaged hind wing. No flying for her now 😔
March 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM