Gotta have a Shakespearean summary with half of em I swear

I tried to force myself to read some classics in the hopes they would get better or at least give me a sense of accomplishment. After the third time, I realized I could have spent that time reading something that DID resonate instead of being miserable. Give each book a fair shot, then ditch em

Yeah and a candle, but why are yours all $40 in store?!