malam2112.bsky.social
@malam2112.bsky.social
I do not think those numbers are what you think they mean.

Inconceivable!
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Seems that the White House is phenomally attacked by the orange pouf. He demolished a bunker, the House isn't doing a damn thing, and the world weirdos applauded. Are we safe, red hat society?
BTW, a state fair shouldn't be $500 to take the family of 4 to Disn3yland.
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you're sad, remember Shel Silverstein and Edward Gorey. If you don't know them, please indulge.
July 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm not sure why the Epstein files are so huge. We already know that the President is an abuser of girls. If he raped their wives in the middle of 5th Street, would it be okay?
July 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When my employer decided that our production area needed to be expanded and upgraded, they didn't shut down the operation. Krispy Noem just said that warnings weren't sent to residents cell phones because President Frump is improving the (Biden) services. Allow me to sell you a bridge in de Nile.
July 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Quite happy that the Smithsonian said basically the regime can bugger off.
June 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Peace. I can barely believe that my dad is having to live through another peaceful protest. Interrogated for 3 days in 1970-ish before they realized a Jehovah's Witness will not kill. Ever.
June 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
When will The Regime censor a dictionary? August? I already thought they'd kill vital (literally) programs.
May 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
How long before the regime writes what will be the official dictionary? AI can do really entertaining things when you F with programming.
May 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
It's very weird that I find true crime shows more relaxing than watching the US president speak.
May 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Do cats groom themselves more than the Kardashians groom themselves?
May 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The ice has broken on the Santa Cruz at the earliest in recorded history. (It was 100F yesterday.)

Context: yearly guessing game over the dry riverbed. Usually the "ice breaks" at 100 in May, then it's incredibly hot, then it might rain so much that you can watch a couch float past.
April 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The orange thing is getting a physical. He's probably in perfect beautiful health, but to keep it up, he's been told to golf each weekend.

Where he will soon be filming The Real Housewives of Mar-A-Lago.
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I wish that I could be as oblivious as people who are living their tiny dreams. Good on them, may they prosper and learn sign language.
March 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I get emails from Robert Reich, and Heather Cox Richardson. I need to find a cat to pet between reading them.
March 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The Muskrat doesn't have Secret Service protection (yet); however, some of his private security has been deputized by the US Marshal Service. He has 20 bodyguards. Is he going to cut 18 of them to save the taxpayers? Bleep NO.
March 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Please give me a side quest for ближайшие несколько лет.

(I asked for the next few years, I hope.)
March 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Pete Hegseth and most of the "GOP" would probably go into hysterics and need smelling salts over the Gaylord Arena, home to the Nashville Predators.
March 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
To anyone who has watched Office Space: we're being treated like Milton.
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A local weather caster said "if you're going to Phoenix, don't." It's one of the funniest and terrifying lines. Huge sandstorms expected.
February 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If you understand that we're being treated as Milton from "Office Space", this hellscape becomes clear.
February 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We're all being treated like we're Milton from Office Space, gradually losing our places in business and life, understood to be too stupid to notice the insanity and cruelty by the masters of everthing.
February 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This is a coup, and the GOP are complicit. Have a happy Caturday!
February 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Silly person, Social Security and Medicare aren't being cut, you're just not going to be paid anymore. As the Bobs said, it'll work itself out.
February 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
We have a new 20 gallon tank with 6 guppies and 2 catfish. I just watched a catfish show the other where food is. They bop around together, but this was a different interaction. 😀
February 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM