Malady
@maladyheartling.bsky.social
The fool is so distant, but the SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST shall reach them nonetheless.
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The fool is so distant, but the SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST shall reach them nonetheless.
Perfectly safe for humans to train in 4 feet of liquid mercury though.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Perfectly safe for humans to train in 4 feet of liquid mercury though.
I thought it was in ancient Greece, not Rome. Other than that it sounds pretty accurate.
October 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I thought it was in ancient Greece, not Rome. Other than that it sounds pretty accurate.
Okay, what about the other arm?
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Okay, what about the other arm?
No, no, no! One day of blindness was enough!
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No, no, no! One day of blindness was enough!
He didn't first check for mortals that may possibly be injured by the blasts. Truly a shithead.
October 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He didn't first check for mortals that may possibly be injured by the blasts. Truly a shithead.
Getting Luna back into the dating game should help in re-integrating her with society, right?
October 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Getting Luna back into the dating game should help in re-integrating her with society, right?
False Equivalence, but it's also a complete non-sequitur.
October 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
False Equivalence, but it's also a complete non-sequitur.
I remember some quote about 'cynicism being easier than wisdom' or something. I can't remember the details but young me probably owes a lot to it.
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I remember some quote about 'cynicism being easier than wisdom' or something. I can't remember the details but young me probably owes a lot to it.
Stormcloaks out here acting like they ain't spent their last septim trying to court the Khajiit barmaid.
September 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Stormcloaks out here acting like they ain't spent their last septim trying to court the Khajiit barmaid.
I'm not entirely convinced this gas effects the mind...
September 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm not entirely convinced this gas effects the mind...
I'm sorry Kris, I was really thirsty.
September 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm sorry Kris, I was really thirsty.
*Weird route abort sound effect*
September 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
*Weird route abort sound effect*
Ah, Dragonlord Ember.
Canonically cannot tell the difference between Starlight and Twilight.
Canonically cannot tell the difference between Starlight and Twilight.
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ah, Dragonlord Ember.
Canonically cannot tell the difference between Starlight and Twilight.
Canonically cannot tell the difference between Starlight and Twilight.
"OH GOD WE'RE DOOMED!"
September 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"OH GOD WE'RE DOOMED!"
It feels like that kind of irony where someone tried to make something good through no effort outside of irony.
August 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It feels like that kind of irony where someone tried to make something good through no effort outside of irony.
Also they are classifying many LGBT+ related games as NSFW regardless of actual content.
July 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Also they are classifying many LGBT+ related games as NSFW regardless of actual content.
For our answers, even.
July 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
For our answers, even.
Now, that's a face that screams "I can be trusted with sharp objects"!
The other faces just regular scream, or will soon.
The other faces just regular scream, or will soon.
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Now, that's a face that screams "I can be trusted with sharp objects"!
The other faces just regular scream, or will soon.
The other faces just regular scream, or will soon.
NO CAR! Don't use the internet, Car! It is evil, Car!
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
NO CAR! Don't use the internet, Car! It is evil, Car!