Have you been living under a Rock?

Trump will simply claim that he has immunity and that the constitution does not apply to him.

The Constitution only says he can't be elected for a third term. He's saying that he can make an executive order to appoint himself president for a third term.

Hard to tell if this is a post from The Onion or not.

Promoted to early retirement with a golden handshake then immediately rehired as a government consultant on double his previous salary.

I've become so blind to advertising my mind automatically blocked it out. After looking at the image several times I didn't see the ad until someone mentioned it in the comments.

I've seen that film before. It doesn't end well.

The NSW Premier just said in a press conference that he "assumed" it was a terrorist plot. So he admitted he just makes things up as he goes along without waiting to be briefed with actual evidence. We are governed by morons and fools.

Trump is going to ban Knight Rider as soon as he discovers that the Knight Industries Two Thousand was actually a Trans Am.

I lost all mobile coverage when 3G was turned off. Thanks Telstra. Oh, their suggested solution was to get a Starlink receiver and set up wifi calling on my mobile.

I played pool with a couple of professional baseball players from USA who were apparently mega famous and rich, but I had no idea who they were and still don't remember their names.

If I had$10M to spare, the USA would be the last place in the world I would consider buying a passport from.

Trump is trying to facilitate a civil war so that he can suspend the constitution and install himself as Supreme Leader of the Democratic Republic of North America.

The market moved up and down every week, but it's still up over 10% compared with a year ago. If the market is really tumbling then it is in an upward direction.