Uncle Frank
@malachy19.bsky.social
I love dad jokes even though I'm not a father. I know. It's a real Faux Pa
Broth is pretty amazing. It's like juice, but meat flavored.
April 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Broth is pretty amazing. It's like juice, but meat flavored.
Ever just look at an olive and think.
"Fuck yeah"
"Fuck yeah"
April 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ever just look at an olive and think.
"Fuck yeah"
"Fuck yeah"
Cure constipation with this one simple life hack:
Develop Lactose Intolerance
Develop Lactose Intolerance
March 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Cure constipation with this one simple life hack:
Develop Lactose Intolerance
Develop Lactose Intolerance
My body is fueled by Fresca and Ramen
March 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My body is fueled by Fresca and Ramen
It's pronounced "ree-sees pee-sees"
March 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's pronounced "ree-sees pee-sees"
How does one put a Fresca Soda Fountain in your house?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
How does one put a Fresca Soda Fountain in your house?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Every culture around the world has their own version of "Some kind of protein on top of Carbs" and I jist think that's beautiful.
February 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Every culture around the world has their own version of "Some kind of protein on top of Carbs" and I jist think that's beautiful.
Everytime someone is walking and filming on their phone, and they scroll past me.
I smirk and give them finger guns
I am on at least 10 people's video memories of Disney
I smirk and give them finger guns
I am on at least 10 people's video memories of Disney
February 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Everytime someone is walking and filming on their phone, and they scroll past me.
I smirk and give them finger guns
I am on at least 10 people's video memories of Disney
I smirk and give them finger guns
I am on at least 10 people's video memories of Disney
The lack of Fresca merch at rhe coca cola store saddens me.
February 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The lack of Fresca merch at rhe coca cola store saddens me.
Rocket Raccoon ruined my dinner
February 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Rocket Raccoon ruined my dinner
This little kid just had a beinget for the the first time. He takes a bite and his eyes go wide and he gasps.
"ITS A FUNNEL CAKE NUGGET!"
This is how I am goijg to refer to beingnets from now on.
"ITS A FUNNEL CAKE NUGGET!"
This is how I am goijg to refer to beingnets from now on.
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This little kid just had a beinget for the the first time. He takes a bite and his eyes go wide and he gasps.
"ITS A FUNNEL CAKE NUGGET!"
This is how I am goijg to refer to beingnets from now on.
"ITS A FUNNEL CAKE NUGGET!"
This is how I am goijg to refer to beingnets from now on.
I unironically love the people mover
February 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I unironically love the people mover
They say the only guarantees in life are Death and Taxes.
But there is a third
Chinese Delivery.
But there is a third
Chinese Delivery.
January 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They say the only guarantees in life are Death and Taxes.
But there is a third
Chinese Delivery.
But there is a third
Chinese Delivery.
Current life state:
Sitting in my car, eating an olive loaf sandwich
Sitting in my car, eating an olive loaf sandwich
January 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Current life state:
Sitting in my car, eating an olive loaf sandwich
Sitting in my car, eating an olive loaf sandwich
Would you rather be Dr Pepper, or Seargent Pepper?
January 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Would you rather be Dr Pepper, or Seargent Pepper?
Its been over 20 years and we still don't have an answer.
DOES Mark like Butter tarts?
DOES Mark like Butter tarts?
January 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Its been over 20 years and we still don't have an answer.
DOES Mark like Butter tarts?
DOES Mark like Butter tarts?
A beautiful way to start the winter.
Happy winter Solstice
Happy winter Solstice
December 21, 2024 at 2:18 PM
A beautiful way to start the winter.
Happy winter Solstice
Happy winter Solstice
Lactose intolerance be damned. Its nog time
December 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Lactose intolerance be damned. Its nog time
Disney trip 2025 has been booked!
December 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Disney trip 2025 has been booked!
I don't know anyone else who likes love loaf.
I have never seen anyone order olive loaf at the deli counter.
Every week I stand there in trepidation, worried that this is the week my beloved, olive speckled brick of luncheon meat has been discontinued.
I have never seen anyone order olive loaf at the deli counter.
Every week I stand there in trepidation, worried that this is the week my beloved, olive speckled brick of luncheon meat has been discontinued.
December 17, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I don't know anyone else who likes love loaf.
I have never seen anyone order olive loaf at the deli counter.
Every week I stand there in trepidation, worried that this is the week my beloved, olive speckled brick of luncheon meat has been discontinued.
I have never seen anyone order olive loaf at the deli counter.
Every week I stand there in trepidation, worried that this is the week my beloved, olive speckled brick of luncheon meat has been discontinued.
It is going to be a cold and wintery night. Perfect time to make a pot of Gluwhein
December 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
It is going to be a cold and wintery night. Perfect time to make a pot of Gluwhein
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Sometimes.
Yoy just need to sit in your car and eat soke banana yogurt
Yoy just need to sit in your car and eat soke banana yogurt
December 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Sometimes.
Yoy just need to sit in your car and eat soke banana yogurt
Yoy just need to sit in your car and eat soke banana yogurt