(3/3) A few flailing of the arms later, I shooed it out the window, but I was not entirely satisfied. When I inevitably return to that infested park, I shall find it, and I shall squish it.

(2/3) Apparently, one determined little shit thought that 18 wasn’t enough, and slipped into my car before I closed the door and tried to bite me. Naturally, I wanted revenge. I went to swat at it like I would to an elderly person who keeps saying “nobody wants to work anymore,” but I missed.

Thanks! He a giant Russian Blue who thinks he’s a tiny lap cat lol.