Stacey
@malacey.bsky.social
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▪️Scottish
▪️Photographer
▪️ Auld Crows Art
▪️ Music Box Unwinds
▪️Alexisonfire. City & Colour. Deftones. The Flatliners 🖤
▪️Scottish
▪️Photographer
▪️ Auld Crows Art
▪️ Music Box Unwinds
▪️Alexisonfire. City & Colour. Deftones. The Flatliners 🖤
It’s so beautiful 🥹 wanted a mirrorless for so long!
January 25, 2026 at 1:23 PM
It’s so beautiful 🥹 wanted a mirrorless for so long!
Getting back into photography because I’ve missed it so much. Can’t find the lens I always used and I have no idea if I still have it or sold it 😳 not sure if that’s a memory thing or it’s just been THAT long
January 24, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Getting back into photography because I’ve missed it so much. Can’t find the lens I always used and I have no idea if I still have it or sold it 😳 not sure if that’s a memory thing or it’s just been THAT long
My ex boss who is possibly the worst person I have met - just one reason to hate him is how insanely racist towards his own adopted children he is - has had to put his hotel up for sale. How sad.
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
My ex boss who is possibly the worst person I have met - just one reason to hate him is how insanely racist towards his own adopted children he is - has had to put his hotel up for sale. How sad.
I really wish I had even an ounce of the time, commitment and attention span that the Strangers Things theorist have. They’ve gone for weeks dissecting every episode for nothing to happen.
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I really wish I had even an ounce of the time, commitment and attention span that the Strangers Things theorist have. They’ve gone for weeks dissecting every episode for nothing to happen.
My friends asked me to photograph their wedding in May, slightly pissed about it because it’s Slam Dunk weekend and my friends from Chicago are playing it after years being away. Got the invite and got to pick my meals, not just as pissed anymore but anyone want to photograph a wedding?
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My friends asked me to photograph their wedding in May, slightly pissed about it because it’s Slam Dunk weekend and my friends from Chicago are playing it after years being away. Got the invite and got to pick my meals, not just as pissed anymore but anyone want to photograph a wedding?
I’m putting fake tiles up in the bathroom. On one hand I’m in my element cause I love doing stuff like that & the difference already is amazing but I have dyscalculia and the cutting is stressful. Hoping we have plenty tiles 🙈😂
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I’m putting fake tiles up in the bathroom. On one hand I’m in my element cause I love doing stuff like that & the difference already is amazing but I have dyscalculia and the cutting is stressful. Hoping we have plenty tiles 🙈😂
Everytime Eleven does that look in Stranger Things on these new episodes I cannot un-see the handsome Squidward
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants
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January 1, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Everytime Eleven does that look in Stranger Things on these new episodes I cannot un-see the handsome Squidward
Im not sure what it is about me. I can totally empathise with people, that’s not an issue. But usually, if my life is going down the shitter and someone asks how things are, I sugarcoat it. For some reason, no one ever feels the need to sugarcoat things when I ask 😳
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Im not sure what it is about me. I can totally empathise with people, that’s not an issue. But usually, if my life is going down the shitter and someone asks how things are, I sugarcoat it. For some reason, no one ever feels the need to sugarcoat things when I ask 😳
As much as I enjoyed going out for Christmas dinner there’s the downside of not having left over stuffing and pigs in blankets to snack on today.
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
As much as I enjoyed going out for Christmas dinner there’s the downside of not having left over stuffing and pigs in blankets to snack on today.
When your brother stays 30 seconds from where you are and only a shoe size bigger 😂 no help at all. Chinese takes a bigger priority than his own sister 😂😂
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When your brother stays 30 seconds from where you are and only a shoe size bigger 😂 no help at all. Chinese takes a bigger priority than his own sister 😂😂
Phoned for a physio appointment and the woman was like “I thought I’d give you this time because I looked at your age and knew you’d have kids to do school drop off!”
Ha! No no no, dear reception lady. I had sense and managed to be almost 37 without kids. Give me any appointment! 🙌🏻
Ha! No no no, dear reception lady. I had sense and managed to be almost 37 without kids. Give me any appointment! 🙌🏻
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Phoned for a physio appointment and the woman was like “I thought I’d give you this time because I looked at your age and knew you’d have kids to do school drop off!”
Ha! No no no, dear reception lady. I had sense and managed to be almost 37 without kids. Give me any appointment! 🙌🏻
Ha! No no no, dear reception lady. I had sense and managed to be almost 37 without kids. Give me any appointment! 🙌🏻
Part for my car turned up a day late and the company sent the wrong part 😭😭😭 I just want my car fixed!
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Part for my car turned up a day late and the company sent the wrong part 😭😭😭 I just want my car fixed!
The amount of people on my town’s Facebook group that post, “we’re moving from England and have our hearts set on moving to this town” absolutely baffles me. Who in their right mind chooses to live here?
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The amount of people on my town’s Facebook group that post, “we’re moving from England and have our hearts set on moving to this town” absolutely baffles me. Who in their right mind chooses to live here?
Somebody keeps playing Taylor Swift in the pub and I’m losing the will. Absolute worst.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Somebody keeps playing Taylor Swift in the pub and I’m losing the will. Absolute worst.
Playing GeoGuessr earlier and pretty sure this guy did not want the google car finding him 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Playing GeoGuessr earlier and pretty sure this guy did not want the google car finding him 😂
Got to love when your uncle who married into your dad’s side of the family knows how much you hate that side and puts in a wee snide comment when I was commemorating my papa’s anniversary 😂
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Got to love when your uncle who married into your dad’s side of the family knows how much you hate that side and puts in a wee snide comment when I was commemorating my papa’s anniversary 😂
Very conflicted. In short. Ordered a Blue Jays jersey that I’ve wanted for years off Vinted. Brand new, tags - £40. Thought too good to be true. Vinted messaged saying they’ve refunded me as they strongly suspect a scam account. Today the jersey arrived. It’s legit and now a freebie 😳
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Very conflicted. In short. Ordered a Blue Jays jersey that I’ve wanted for years off Vinted. Brand new, tags - £40. Thought too good to be true. Vinted messaged saying they’ve refunded me as they strongly suspect a scam account. Today the jersey arrived. It’s legit and now a freebie 😳
Will never forget an absolute thick woman on my town’s Facebook saying “cats and dogs have had to deal with fireworks for centuries, why can’t they just get over it?!”
Having to explain to a grown woman basic things is beyond ridiculous 🤦🏼♀️😂
Having to explain to a grown woman basic things is beyond ridiculous 🤦🏼♀️😂
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Will never forget an absolute thick woman on my town’s Facebook saying “cats and dogs have had to deal with fireworks for centuries, why can’t they just get over it?!”
Having to explain to a grown woman basic things is beyond ridiculous 🤦🏼♀️😂
Having to explain to a grown woman basic things is beyond ridiculous 🤦🏼♀️😂
Omg my 16 year old niece actually got a boyfriend before me 🤦🏼♀️😂 knew this day would come 😂
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Omg my 16 year old niece actually got a boyfriend before me 🤦🏼♀️😂 knew this day would come 😂
See when people get bad tattoos and put “the pain was worth it!” Are you sure pal? You’ve probably just spent a fortune and endured pain for something that looks like a 3 year old drew 😳
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
See when people get bad tattoos and put “the pain was worth it!” Are you sure pal? You’ve probably just spent a fortune and endured pain for something that looks like a 3 year old drew 😳
Driving back from the post office & my phone wouldn’t connect. Turned on the radio and Moonlight Serenade came blasting on. Cried the whole way home. The song ended when I stopped my car in the car. It played at my Gran’s funeral nearly 5 years ago, hardly heard it since. We emotional wreck now 🙈
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Driving back from the post office & my phone wouldn’t connect. Turned on the radio and Moonlight Serenade came blasting on. Cried the whole way home. The song ended when I stopped my car in the car. It played at my Gran’s funeral nearly 5 years ago, hardly heard it since. We emotional wreck now 🙈
My wee cousin who’s 24 is out for her friends 25th and they just said “25 isn’t so bad when you get to relive your youth!” YOUTH?! Bitch, you’re only 25. You’re still a wean!
September 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My wee cousin who’s 24 is out for her friends 25th and they just said “25 isn’t so bad when you get to relive your youth!” YOUTH?! Bitch, you’re only 25. You’re still a wean!
Nothing quite like cutting someone you classed as a best friend for 32 years out of your life. Thought it would be hard but naaah.
September 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Nothing quite like cutting someone you classed as a best friend for 32 years out of your life. Thought it would be hard but naaah.
The stupidity of some people astounds me. A girl I went to school with just posted a screenshot of her boarding pass for her flight to Dubai on Sunday. Considering the area were from, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone tried their luck boarding with it 😂
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The stupidity of some people astounds me. A girl I went to school with just posted a screenshot of her boarding pass for her flight to Dubai on Sunday. Considering the area were from, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone tried their luck boarding with it 😂
There’s a guy in my local and he is the most boring bastard on this planet. He’s a nightmare too. I have never been so amused than to find out his name spells out K. Hunt. Say it fast enough and explains him 😂
September 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There’s a guy in my local and he is the most boring bastard on this planet. He’s a nightmare too. I have never been so amused than to find out his name spells out K. Hunt. Say it fast enough and explains him 😂