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I've not turned the sound on yet because I hear it in Sylvester Stallone's voice and I'm entertained greatly.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I've not turned the sound on yet because I hear it in Sylvester Stallone's voice and I'm entertained greatly.
Lasers need love too. ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lasers need love too. ❤️
I was gonna be really disappointed if I didn't see this in these comments.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I was gonna be really disappointed if I didn't see this in these comments.
A bunch of Cracker Jack compasses. Always pointing towards something, but rarely true North
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A bunch of Cracker Jack compasses. Always pointing towards something, but rarely true North
*partially suppressed giggle-sigh*
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*partially suppressed giggle-sigh*
The rocks in her head have shaken loose and are taking a tour of her skull.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The rocks in her head have shaken loose and are taking a tour of her skull.
"Southern Spear" was probably a code phrase Trump used with Epstein back when he could rub 2 words together to make sense.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Southern Spear" was probably a code phrase Trump used with Epstein back when he could rub 2 words together to make sense.
To them, the only way to acquire is to steal.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
To them, the only way to acquire is to steal.
If she wrote a song too, do you think it'd be called "Baby's got Quack"?
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If she wrote a song too, do you think it'd be called "Baby's got Quack"?
"... and family."
Thought this would be an appropriate addition.
Thought this would be an appropriate addition.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"... and family."
Thought this would be an appropriate addition.
Thought this would be an appropriate addition.
This is the way science works isn't it? If you make a mistake, you own up and correct it to get good data.
It feels good to witness the right thing done, since it's been a little scarce lately in the world.
It feels good to witness the right thing done, since it's been a little scarce lately in the world.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is the way science works isn't it? If you make a mistake, you own up and correct it to get good data.
It feels good to witness the right thing done, since it's been a little scarce lately in the world.
It feels good to witness the right thing done, since it's been a little scarce lately in the world.
This is the expected result from president state-your-name.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is the expected result from president state-your-name.
They forget how vaccines work.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They forget how vaccines work.
HANS, BOOBBIE! I'M YOUR WHITE KNIGHT!
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
HANS, BOOBBIE! I'M YOUR WHITE KNIGHT!
Didn't people overdose on coke all the time not that long ago? WTF is Junior's problem? Hurry the F up. Stop delaying the glorious inevitable!
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Didn't people overdose on coke all the time not that long ago? WTF is Junior's problem? Hurry the F up. Stop delaying the glorious inevitable!
Poorly spray painted gold
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Poorly spray painted gold
I thought it was
Fear > anger > hate > SUFFERING.
Wrong am I?
Fear > anger > hate > SUFFERING.
Wrong am I?
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I thought it was
Fear > anger > hate > SUFFERING.
Wrong am I?
Fear > anger > hate > SUFFERING.
Wrong am I?
All's fair in love and bouncy-bouncy!
-Harvey Birdman
-Harvey Birdman
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
All's fair in love and bouncy-bouncy!
-Harvey Birdman
-Harvey Birdman
Relatively soon - isn't it ~20k light years away?
It's like watching fireworks and getting the concussive blast a few seconds after... but just a tad bit more of a delay! Galactic FOMO.
It's like watching fireworks and getting the concussive blast a few seconds after... but just a tad bit more of a delay! Galactic FOMO.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Relatively soon - isn't it ~20k light years away?
It's like watching fireworks and getting the concussive blast a few seconds after... but just a tad bit more of a delay! Galactic FOMO.
It's like watching fireworks and getting the concussive blast a few seconds after... but just a tad bit more of a delay! Galactic FOMO.
I have to file this in my I'll-believe-it-when-I-see-it box. It's currently the size of a shipping container and I just bought it in January.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I have to file this in my I'll-believe-it-when-I-see-it box. It's currently the size of a shipping container and I just bought it in January.
He can't follow short verbal directions let alone read a radar and plot flight paths. His world exists in his own degraded mind
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He can't follow short verbal directions let alone read a radar and plot flight paths. His world exists in his own degraded mind
This man was an absolute genius and the best comedian I ever witnessed. His brutal truths disguised in comedy have stuck with me over the decades.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This man was an absolute genius and the best comedian I ever witnessed. His brutal truths disguised in comedy have stuck with me over the decades.
It looks like he fell face first into a porta potty.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It looks like he fell face first into a porta potty.
I get a little tingle of excitement every time I see him unconscious during a time he should be doing his job... then I realize he's just showing us the turd he really is and he's probably gonna wake up.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I get a little tingle of excitement every time I see him unconscious during a time he should be doing his job... then I realize he's just showing us the turd he really is and he's probably gonna wake up.
It's going to be a happy meal box with a tiny electroplated gold white house as the toy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's going to be a happy meal box with a tiny electroplated gold white house as the toy.