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I've not turned the sound on yet because I hear it in Sylvester Stallone's voice and I'm entertained greatly.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Lasers need love too. ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I was gonna be really disappointed if I didn't see this in these comments.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A bunch of Cracker Jack compasses. Always pointing towards something, but rarely true North
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
*partially suppressed giggle-sigh*
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The rocks in her head have shaken loose and are taking a tour of her skull.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Southern Spear" was probably a code phrase Trump used with Epstein back when he could rub 2 words together to make sense.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
To them, the only way to acquire is to steal.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If she wrote a song too, do you think it'd be called "Baby's got Quack"?
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"... and family."

Thought this would be an appropriate addition.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This is the way science works isn't it? If you make a mistake, you own up and correct it to get good data.

It feels good to witness the right thing done, since it's been a little scarce lately in the world.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is the expected result from president state-your-name.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They forget how vaccines work.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
HANS, BOOBBIE! I'M YOUR WHITE KNIGHT!
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Didn't people overdose on coke all the time not that long ago? WTF is Junior's problem? Hurry the F up. Stop delaying the glorious inevitable!
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Poorly spray painted gold
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I thought it was
Fear > anger > hate > SUFFERING.

Wrong am I?
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
All's fair in love and bouncy-bouncy!

-Harvey Birdman
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Relatively soon - isn't it ~20k light years away?

It's like watching fireworks and getting the concussive blast a few seconds after... but just a tad bit more of a delay! Galactic FOMO.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have to file this in my I'll-believe-it-when-I-see-it box. It's currently the size of a shipping container and I just bought it in January.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
He can't follow short verbal directions let alone read a radar and plot flight paths. His world exists in his own degraded mind
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This man was an absolute genius and the best comedian I ever witnessed. His brutal truths disguised in comedy have stuck with me over the decades.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It looks like he fell face first into a porta potty.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I get a little tingle of excitement every time I see him unconscious during a time he should be doing his job... then I realize he's just showing us the turd he really is and he's probably gonna wake up.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's going to be a happy meal box with a tiny electroplated gold white house as the toy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM