Makka Pakka Flame
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It's not right that V comes earlier in the alphabet than W. V is a proper, serious end-game letter, while W spiritually belongs with the cosier letters (P, S, and the like). For the sake of reducing labour, just swap V and Y and I think you're good to go. Thanks so much.
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It's not right that V comes earlier in the alphabet than W. V is a proper, serious end-game letter, while W spiritually belongs with the cosier letters (P, S, and the like). For the sake of reducing labour, just swap V and Y and I think you're good to go. Thanks so much.
One of these AI guys should probably prioritise curing cancer, if only for the sake of a bit of positive PR for their useless, wasteful miserable technology. Like that time when Bored Apes solved climate change and we all stopped making fun of NFT guys. It's a win-win.
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
One of these AI guys should probably prioritise curing cancer, if only for the sake of a bit of positive PR for their useless, wasteful miserable technology. Like that time when Bored Apes solved climate change and we all stopped making fun of NFT guys. It's a win-win.
It's great that, no matter how full your kitchen bin appears to be, you can always squish it down and fit more in. Huge respect to the engineers at kitchen bin for disrupting big bin liner with innovation.
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's great that, no matter how full your kitchen bin appears to be, you can always squish it down and fit more in. Huge respect to the engineers at kitchen bin for disrupting big bin liner with innovation.
My Microsoft Teams Wrapped says I'm in the top 1% of people who spent a whole meeting staring at their own face to make sure it looks like they're paying attention
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My Microsoft Teams Wrapped says I'm in the top 1% of people who spent a whole meeting staring at their own face to make sure it looks like they're paying attention
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Someone will tell you that Die Hard is actually a Christmas movie. You are a polite person, and your instinct will be to chuckle politely and tolerate their behaviour. You must reject this instinct, and instead embrace wrath. Verily, through righteous scorn bring peace to all men.
December 22, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Someone will tell you that Die Hard is actually a Christmas movie. You are a polite person, and your instinct will be to chuckle politely and tolerate their behaviour. You must reject this instinct, and instead embrace wrath. Verily, through righteous scorn bring peace to all men.
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
It's cool how supermarkets will sell normal own-brand nuts alongside fair trade own-brand nuts, like they're happy to defer to you when it comes to how much you care about your nuts being exploitative. A classy touch.
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It's cool how supermarkets will sell normal own-brand nuts alongside fair trade own-brand nuts, like they're happy to defer to you when it comes to how much you care about your nuts being exploitative. A classy touch.
Psycho Mantis but for your Reddit browsing history
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Psycho Mantis but for your Reddit browsing history
Hey it's me, an obscure online service you used once five years ago. Just getting in touch to say that if you don't log in soon your account will be deleted permanently. Seriously. Anyway, looking forward to emailing you again in a year explaining that we really, absolutely mean it this time.
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hey it's me, an obscure online service you used once five years ago. Just getting in touch to say that if you don't log in soon your account will be deleted permanently. Seriously. Anyway, looking forward to emailing you again in a year explaining that we really, absolutely mean it this time.
My detached, objective, non-partisan analysis of the NYC mayoral election race is that Sliwa could claim to be Walking Here with an authenticity that the other candidates could only dream of
October 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
My detached, objective, non-partisan analysis of the NYC mayoral election race is that Sliwa could claim to be Walking Here with an authenticity that the other candidates could only dream of
Can we compromise on SOME broke boys and a slow, carefully-regulated intake of new friends
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Can we compromise on SOME broke boys and a slow, carefully-regulated intake of new friends
I want to retire early purely so that I don't have to use the "New Outlook" any more
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I want to retire early purely so that I don't have to use the "New Outlook" any more
Got raptured. You know what? Heaven actually is a half-pipe. I'm kind of bored.
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Got raptured. You know what? Heaven actually is a half-pipe. I'm kind of bored.
I'm only on my second day of living every day like it's my last and this is fundamentally unsustainable
August 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm only on my second day of living every day like it's my last and this is fundamentally unsustainable
It's insane how sandwiches are so ubiquitous and yet still somehow underrated. Outlandish shift from the putting stuff in bread community.
August 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's insane how sandwiches are so ubiquitous and yet still somehow underrated. Outlandish shift from the putting stuff in bread community.
What is Sean Paul's favourite video game? Call of Dutty. This joke would have raised CHUCKLES if I'd come up with it in 2003. Everything could have been different for me.
July 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What is Sean Paul's favourite video game? Call of Dutty. This joke would have raised CHUCKLES if I'd come up with it in 2003. Everything could have been different for me.
Twelfth is a fucked up looking word
June 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Twelfth is a fucked up looking word
I’m trying to get ready as best I can, but you know what they say: watched uranium never enriches
June 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I’m trying to get ready as best I can, but you know what they say: watched uranium never enriches
Flies are always rubbing their hands together like their sinister plan is starting to take shape, but the sinister plan always amounts to something like flittering around a litter tray for a little while
June 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Flies are always rubbing their hands together like their sinister plan is starting to take shape, but the sinister plan always amounts to something like flittering around a litter tray for a little while
People think horror films are just about cheap scares, but they often make subtle comments about the human experience. For example, the sunken place in Get Out (2017) is an allegory for when you have a bad cold and your head is fuzzy but you're trying to keep it together in a Teams call at work.
June 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
People think horror films are just about cheap scares, but they often make subtle comments about the human experience. For example, the sunken place in Get Out (2017) is an allegory for when you have a bad cold and your head is fuzzy but you're trying to keep it together in a Teams call at work.
Closest I ever come to feeling like a saint is when I give a cyclist the legal minimum amount of space when overtaking them. Go in peace, my 2-wheeled brethren, for I recognise you as a fellow road user of almost equal status. I won't even rev that much when overtaking. I am not like the other cars.
May 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Closest I ever come to feeling like a saint is when I give a cyclist the legal minimum amount of space when overtaking them. Go in peace, my 2-wheeled brethren, for I recognise you as a fellow road user of almost equal status. I won't even rev that much when overtaking. I am not like the other cars.
Every time you see a senior manager advocate for a mandatory return to office you have to consider that they’re probably just sad because it’s much harder to have extramarital affairs and sexually harass your staff when they’re happily and safely working from home
April 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Every time you see a senior manager advocate for a mandatory return to office you have to consider that they’re probably just sad because it’s much harder to have extramarital affairs and sexually harass your staff when they’re happily and safely working from home
"This gathering could have been a scroll" - a busy wizard
March 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"This gathering could have been a scroll" - a busy wizard
Both Soundcloud and Spotify think I live in Manchester and keep recommending me gigs in Manchester. If I try to tell Soundcloud to show me gigs in Glasgow instead it says "No Results Found.", so I'm starting to wonder if my whole life is a hallucination.
March 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Both Soundcloud and Spotify think I live in Manchester and keep recommending me gigs in Manchester. If I try to tell Soundcloud to show me gigs in Glasgow instead it says "No Results Found.", so I'm starting to wonder if my whole life is a hallucination.
How about a police drama but - get this - the detective is dealing with some personal problems they have to deal with and we have to watch that whole process in addition to the crime solving bit that we actually want to watch
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
How about a police drama but - get this - the detective is dealing with some personal problems they have to deal with and we have to watch that whole process in addition to the crime solving bit that we actually want to watch